Yesterday was a popular awards show called 'The Grammys.' From what I understand, this awards system is supposed to 'award' the best music of the year. It seems like it is some sort of 'system to perpetuate the popularity + album sales of the same artists/labels/bands/etc.'
As I have read alternative coverage of the Grammys/all mainstream award shows, it seems like these are the 'prevalent themes.'
Indie music 'has arrived.'
The Grammys aren't 'honoring' the 'best' indie music
Indie music has been 'stolen' from 'us' and
__________ (mnstrm artist) sux
The Grammys are 'irrelevant bullshit'
Phoenix won 'Best Alternative Music Album.' Not sure what that award title means/who was in the category. I feel like maybe the French bros in Phoenix didn't realize that Americans 'get dressed up' for our awards shows. Maybe they thought it was an MTV/Nickelodeon kidz award show.
Kings of Leon won 3 Grammys for their hit song "Use Somebody", confirming that it is the vulnerable mnstrm anthem of the year/decade/century. I think they are in the genre of rock, since their award titles were 'Best Rock Performance By A Duo Or Group', 'Best Rock Song' and the prestigious 'Record Of The Year'.
MGMT also went to the Grammys, but they were sort of just 'nominated' and probably just looked like a 'zany one hit wonder band' to mainstreamers.
I think they also gave Stephen Colbert a Grammy just to 'get more hits/coverage.'
Here is more coverage of 'mainstream pop culture' at the Grammys.
I think this is the broad from the popular MTV show 'Jersey Shore.' I am not sure if she won a Grammy, or if she is just there for being Macrofamous.
This is apparently her live-in boyfriend, The Situation. Wonder if that show was a 'mainstream hit' or just another 'micro-sensation' like The Office.
The middle Jonas brother tries 2 'look alt' by growing strategic facial scruff + putting on sillie framed glasses.
Apparently the post-tween Jonas Brother married a guidette after the 'Jersey Shore' wave of 2k9k10. Seems ill-advised, like the same as 'marrying a pog/beanie babie/digipet.'
Popular American Idol homosexual sensation Adam Lambert.
Unpopular American Idol nonsensation Justin Guarini.
I think this crazy African American man was there because he was created as an 'off beat' character by the popular Fox TV show American Idol. Sort of like the 'Negro William Hung.'
I think the Black Eyed Peas are the last remaining soldiers in the Electro War. Like a lost group of fighters who no1 told that the war is over, but they are still on the Battlefield.
Apparently Lady Gaga had some performance with Sir Elton John.
It seems like you 'have to invite her' to any award show for the next 50 years, just to see her wear something zany.
Wonder how she transports her costumes. Suitcases? Rubermaid containers?
Popular Bro Comedy superstars from the Andy Samberg Lonely Island Viral Video Productions Centre.
I think Taylor Swift still thinks that 'awards are real.' She seems proud. As time moves forward, more people will 'sympathize' with Kanye West, sort of like the Kobe Vs. Shaq feud.
I think the Grammys is an opportunity for Cool Dads to bond with their kids.
Or for Cool Dads to just have a 'bros night out.'
Does n e 1 know if Musicians get Dental Insurance, or do they just cover their teeth with blingee jewels?
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Phoenix is a French pop band that has been around for a decade but went rlly mainstream after their album "Wolfgang Amadeus" was s0 p0ppy that no1 could h8 it.
I was reading that popular tween sensation Miley Cyrus deactivated her twitter account. It will go down in history as the 'most tragic' internet suicide of all time, since she had over 2 million followers. She has fame and internet fame that the majority of the world will never achieve. She didn't just have 'mad hits', she had a tribe of tweens who 'genuinely cared about her and looked up to her as a tastemaker.' I just want to understand 'why' she did it. Why she would 'throw it all away'?
I am so confused. When Miley first came on the indie scene, she had a lyric that said, 'She's just being Miley.' It's kinda weird how that cryptic statement is the only way to describe her enigmatic personality. It's like one day she is tweeting a bunch, then the next day she just says 'fuck it yall.' She truly is 'just being Miley.'
I have read 'doomsday articles' that say this is 'the end of twitter', since tweeple now have role models who were 'strong enough' to quit twitter. Instead of mimicking role models who are 'twitter addicts', tweens will now be more independent and mimmick role models who are 'twitter quitters.'
Miley Cyrus made a 'youtube rap video' explaining why she deactivated her twitter.
This video demonstrates the tween's desire for 'something more.' A lifestream of text filled with 140 character statements just doesn't give U enough room to BE U. It seems like Miley needed to do something that required a lot more bandwidth to 'get her message across.' Choosing to make a 'yewtewb viddy' was probably the optimal choice to break free from a limited twitter format. It seems like during this video, we watch a tween 'break out of her cocoon' and become a beautiful butterfly. She totally 'shits on' the identity that she created for herself [via pix, song quotes, musings] and moves forward with her life--a life that belongs 2 her and no1 else.
Miley Cyrus didn't have a traditional childhood. She was not able to experience social media in a micro-context. It seems like maybe she turned to 'social media' to try to replicate human relationships+interactions+socialspheres, but it was just this weird experience of 'people looking at her.' It's a shame that she used twitter as a 'lifestream' instead of a 'marketing tool.' Seems like she could have tinyurled a shitload of tweens to a link to buy her shit in the iTunes.
"I stopped living for moments and started living for people." -Miley Cyrus, 2009
I wonder what the general existential crisis of the modern tween is. What do tweens truly want out of life? I feel like most tweens would be happy with '200-500 twitter followers/fb friends' and feeling 'important' in their local high school scene (a $500/month allowance would also make them 'hella rich'). The perfect tween life probably involves 'being hella famous', being a 'musician', starring in movies+tv, and having over 1 million followers. I am not sure if the modern tween thinks about 'life after tweenhood' or if they will just continue to 'act like tweens' well into their 20s, still accidentally identifying with Disney family brands. It's really a shame that Miley gave up a perfect life on the internet. Hope that she doesn't 'isolate' her fans.
I think that Miley Cyrus wants to 'appear to be normal.' She wants to be a tween. I think that tweens want to be Miley Cyrus. It seems like these two entities need 1 another to have an individual identity, but for some reason, both will 'die trying' to be the other. Seems tragic. Almost as traggy as 'giving up' 2 million followers. I feel like she should have at least 'auctioned off her account' since tons of companies would value the opportunity to tap into her fan base. Maybe an energy company, or possibly the entire marketing budget of a pay-as-you-go phone service could have used her account to spam out coupons/etc.
Maybe we all want our moments to seem 'more meaningful.' Maybe we all need some sort of social tool that is a visual representation of the extent to which we 'fit in' with the world. Maybe we need a social tool to document our lives'. Seems like the modern existence is s000 frustrating, since we all have a creative side that needs 2 be unleashed, but we are only given social networks with limited fields to express ourselves. JPG is more meaningful than text. Embedded videos are more meaningful than JPGs. Will Google Wave be the most meaningful communication tool in the history of the world?
(WTF is Google Wave? Have heard mad hype about it. Seems like I should want it, kinda like a Wii/iPhone/etc. Not sure what it is, but I have read it will 'change the way the internet works'. Does n e 1 know if Miley is on GoogWave?)
Need 2 express myself on my own terms, on and off the internet.
Just want to be the 'ultimate artist.' Just want to 'seem interesting' to people. Want to feel 'transcendent.' Want my life 2 belong 2 me, but also want my life to make other people feel jealous/bored with their own existences. Does n e 1 know how I can accomplish all of this? Will deactivating my twitter/facebook help me accomplish this, or will it make it more difficult for me to experience a meaningful life?
Just want to be an individual
and let the world know that I am an individual
(I am me)
(I am me)
But don't want to let the world know too much
and dilute the meaningfulness of my life
Just want to 'be a kid'
Just want to 'be a tween girl'
experiment with boys, feelings, and padded bras
want my tits to look 'huge' but also maintain my social and sexual innocence
Want to tweet
Want to vlog
Want to blog
Want to be a 'musician' and write lyrics that appeal 2 a universal zeitgeist
Maybe there's a lil bit of tween inside of all of us.
Should I 'off myself' on the internet?
Do people who deactivate internet profiles always 'just come back' cuz they are lonely and tortured?
R u kewler on the internet or in real life?
Should I stop blogging and start vlogging rap songs?
Will tweens 'sit on their asses and tweet all day'?
Will tweens revolt against the internet when they turn 18 and make a more significant contribution to mankind than Generation Y?
Does n e 1 else know how difficult it is to write an autobiography? Is it basically like a 'blog', except printed on paper? I've been through a lot, and I just feel like people could rlly learn from me. My life has had lots of ups, downs, and miscellaneous 'trials and tribulations.'
I feel like the most interesting years of my life were probably age 11-16, just cuz there was a lot of uncertainty...What kind of car would I drive? ... Would I lose my virginity b4 it was too late? ... Would my parents' marriage last through my tween ages? Just want to write stories of my life that appeal 2 a lot of ppl.
I'm thinking about starting a service that can convert a person's online social networks into a book. For example, photos from ur flickr account, status updates from twitter, tagged FB photos, and posts from your blog/old live journal are aggregated into a meaningful book. Then I could give a copy of the book to my parents to show them how meaningful my life has been, since they haven't been able 2 follow me on a day-to-day basis for s0 many years.
But srsly yall... sometimes it is hard 4 me to relate to 'celebrities', 'politicians', and 'athletes' who 'write' autobiographies. I know that their stories are supposed to inspire me, but I just start to get jealous that they are more talented/famous than me. The world feels 'absurd' and 'random' and maybe even 'unfair.' They make it seem like they 'rose above' adversity to achieve greatness. It's hard 4 me to identify with 'greatness' or 'escaping from the wrong side of the tracks' because I am neither GREAT, nor do I come from a home on the poor side of town.
Feel like my autobiography might not 'inspire' people, but it would still be meaningful 2 me. Might start a rough draft of it in Microsoft Word. Might have to hire a famous writer to 'ghost write' since I got a really low score on the SAT. Might use a blogger to 'ghost write' since they are more talented than mainstream journalists.
Miley BB! I LOVE LOVE LOVE cake! It is honestly my fave! There is this erotic cake shop by my house, and I have ALWAYS been tempted to go in, but I get self conscious. :-(
The truth is, I haven't been around a peen in a long time. One of my girlfriends suggested that I should get a #vibrator, but I am just sorta paranoid about sticking random things in my vajeng. Ya know what I mean? Like do I have to get Clorox wipes and clean it every time I put it in my cooch or just run it under some warm water? Last time I used a vibrator, a battery actually was stuck inside of me for 2 weeks and I had to have surgery to remove getting tangled in my fallopian tubes.
This party looks SO FUN! I want a peen cake! I bet it tastes good, and it gets u turned on! Honestly, I haven't been with a man in so long that I would probably try to make love to that peen. Sometimes I feel like an animal in heat.
Miley BB! I am glad u have BECOME A WOMAN and now u can EXPLORE UR SEXUALITY. The truth is, if I had a BF and a stable RELATIOnSHIP, I would DEFANTELY be introducing food into the bedroom.
Miley Cyrus is one of the #1 divas in Hollywood. She truly has it all, and a network of siblings who are all famous, sort of like Jayden and Willow Smith, except way more famous and less tweeny--more alt. Of Course, she has the tatted-up alt brother Trace Cyrus, who was the lead singer of some synth emo band. But who knew she had hottie lil QT BB brother Braison Cyrus who looks like an alt hunk as he models some 'marked up garbage clothes' aka 'thrift' aka 'vintage' clothes for the Cobra Shop [link].
Ur body looks bangin, Braison bb! U r truly a maltstream personality 2 watch in 2k12... Maybe he can become the next Jack Osborne, or something like that, except not have to battle with weight loss issues. Remember when Miley Cyrus was 'under 18' and every1 was waiting for her to 'be legal'? Sorta wish I could vibe on some salvia with her and Braison.
Sometimes it feels like the Cyrus family has it all. Fame, riches, alt credibility, soul patches, sweet tattoos, and TONS of opportunities 2 make mad cash...
Does Braison look good, bb?
Do u ever wish u were a spawn of Billy Ray Cyrus?
Does the loins of Billy Ray Cyrus have it all?
Can Braison have a better/more alt career than Miley?
Miley BB! That's NOT EVEN FAIR! I honestly CANNOT EVEN!
U truly have the best butt in the world. I REALLY need to get some keut panties soon. Right now, I just have massive granny panties that are the size of bed sheets. It is honestly very embarassing, but at the same time, there's not places to get keut panties for plus sized girls like me. My exBF had a tiny panty fetish, but I had to construct my own sexy panties out of an entire lil thingy of dental floss.I really don't like floss in my butt crack, especially after I've eaten Mexi food.
I was honestly always afraid to take off my pants in front of other ppl because my legs are so cottage cheesey. U havE SO much confadence. What an AMAZING toosh!
Miley BB! U've got it all! A nice bum. A panty drawer full of keut panties... a great fam. a great BF.
I wish I Was u! LEt's hang soon if ur even in my region!
Miley BB! Ur back with a totally fun remix! I honestly love club bangers, because it reminds me of nights out with the girls. But then I drink too many fruity drinks, hit up a late night diner for some chicken fried stake and eggs, then my tummy hurts, then I vomvom EVERYWHERE!
Unfortunately, I am usually too drunk to even know where I am, and I will wake up in the backseat of my Honda Civic covered in my own throwup. Honestly, it is not a pretty sight.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE this new song that was DEDICATED to OCCUPY WALL STREETS. I read an article about it on CNN.com the other day, and it was very true what they are fighting for. Sometimes I feel like I am unemployed, but then I realize that I should be thankful for my job doing data entry for an insurance company. But I feel like a slave! Every1 should be able to do waht tehy want in life and get paid for it! I would LOVE to be a stylist for celebs. I honestly believe I have BEUTAFUL taste in fashion, and I know EXACTLY how to hide fat parts of the body.
i HATE big business. Except for WalMart. They honestly have EVERYTHING at that store. If I could live there, I would. I'd get microwave dinners, then microwave them in the electronics aisle! And there are even fishies for sale so I'd have pets. WalMart is honestly my dreamhome. I hope we win OccupyWallStreet so that we can all just have free stuff from WalMart all the time. :-)
UGH Miley has it all. Perfect body, Smart mind, and S000 political.
Thanks 4 standing up 4 us, bb!
We're DEFANATELY gonna win OccupyWallStreet with Miley's support.
Miley bb! What is happening 2 u? Honestly, I've been there, bb. But it helps to make a rule for yourself that you WILL NOT drive thru a fastfood restaurant after 11 pm, which is when i REALLY begin 2 crave yummy fast food.
Honestly, I've been where Miley is before. beginning to put on a lil bit of weight. The truth is, at the end of the day, Miley will be BEAUTAFUL no matter what size she is, but there are issues that it can do for your CONFADENCE in today's topsyturvy society. Honestly, I wish I could only have one chin. I have a series of chins and turkey waddles that are completely embarassing. One time my ex BF called me 'turkey' because I spilled ketchup on my chins and it turned all red. :-( #emberessing
Miley honestly is still ONE OF THE HOTTEST BBs in Hollywood, and she can have the firmest bod in the world if she really wanted it!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Hannah Montanny!
Demi Lovatwho? Selena Gomwhat? #TeamMiley!
Even if u add another chin, u can still live a long, healthy life, just like me. Honestly though, I have so many chins that it is hard to breathe when I lay down in bed because it kinda chokes me, but at the same time, I do have a choking fantasy. #TMI
Miley BB! Ur srsly the biggest effing CUNT BITCH in the world. LOL! I honestly mean that in the most affectionate girly way possible.
The truth is, ur body is BANGIN, and of course ur wearing a real sexi bikini. Honestly, I have never owned a bikini. When I was actually skinny as a kid, my parents made me wear a DORKY 1 PIECE. It was honestly embarassing because every1 else was in sexie bikinis. I had an outtie belly button at the time, but these days, it would be darn near impossible to even see the flesh of my belly button since it is somewhat obscured in belly fat rolls. Honestly, my belly button is deep, and hard to scrub. If u stick ur finger in it, you will surely pull out a finger filled with dirt. My best bet is usually taking a Clorox wipe
Who is that HOTTIE? He honestly looks like a Bugle Boy model! She gets ALL the hotties.
Last time I went to a beach, my EXBF at the time told me to wait in the car, then I got out, and i got real sunburnt on my back, and I fell even deeper under his control bc he had a way of opressing me, but then i would feel like he was protecting me and loved me, but I ended up living a very entrapped life in a small efficiency on the wrong side of the tracks.
Miley! Ur BEAUTAFUL! Let's hit the gym and maybe I'll squeeze into that bikini 1 day!
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on September 12, 2011
Miley BB! Ur looking AMAZING. I could honestly nvr wear a shirt that tiny. It would look like a little table napkin covering up my cha chas and belly.
Ur sideboob looks good, bb! Honestly, my boob from teh side looks so, so very floppy. You could probably put a few pencils underneath it and they wouldn't fall to the ground. My exBF actually used to use that area of my body to smuggle drugs across the border. It was embarassing to get caught with massive amounts of drugs in miscellaneous folds of your body. I did serve time for him, but when I got out of prison, he had sold my Honda Civic AND the timeshare that my grandma left me! #asshold
That's why ur THE BEST, Miley. U have a PERFECT everything. Especially that sideb00b! So lil, perky, unfloppy. How do u do it, bb? Ur so PRESTIGEOUS. That's why ur on the cover of PRESTIGE magazine, bb!
I'm buyin' this at Borders and hangin it up on my wall 4 sure, bb!
Miley BB! I am so so SO jeally of u! Not only do u have a bangin bod, but u have tons of money that allows u to buy groceries at the rich ppl organic store. I need to eat more organics so that I can lose weight, but I am stuck eating white bread and JIFF peanut butter with lil Hershey kiss sandwiches.
Miley's BF is a Hottie McHunk Hunk! And he carries the heavy groceries. My exBF used to make me do ALL of our grocery shopping. It was EMBERRESSING because we didnt have a car, so i had to walk to the store from the bus stop. Needless to say, there were many times where my plastic bag ripped. Eventually I bought a recyclable bag #SaveTheEnvironment.
I wish I had a man who contributed around the house and made me yummy food like tasgetti and meatballs and meatsauce! It would be nice to have some companionship. I eat out TOO MUCH. I need to quit the fastfood and start to cool healthy light meals! #portioncontrol
Miley has BANGIN BODY and THE PERFECT LIFE and the PERFECT MAN.
She looks good, bb! Let's meet up at the store! I know where we can get the frozen pizza with the cookie dough treats 4 dessert! It's not delivery, it's Digiorno and Toll HOuse, bb!
Miley BB! I'm so proud of you for standing up for GAY people!
I luv luv luv gay people!! Some of my best friends are gay! In fact, I may have had a hand in increasing the population of GAIYES! Severeal of my ex-bfs turned gay after dating me, or broke up w/ me because they were gay. Honestly i dont know what is wrong with me, but my self esteam is VERY LOW. I wish everything I touched turn to chocolate, instead of turning into a bear-like homosexual man. What is wrong with me?
I wonder if that's a reflection on me and my feminininity... ?
Honestly, I was so sad when they discontinued their Dastardly Mash flavor! :'( Thats why sometimes I mix raisins and chocolate chips into my ice cream. Haagen Dazs who? #teamBen&Jerry
Way 2 go Miley!! Stick up for gay marraige!! U r such a good ROLE MODEL!
Do you have a new friend hanging on your arm?? HOW CAH-YUTE! He looks like a lil wolf dog puppy!! My ex once morphed into a wolfman #dontask
Aw, ur so shweet, u cute-y wittle puppy doggy! I just wanna shqueeze um! What's his name Miley??? When did u get him BB!? I've always had a VERY close relationship with dogs. some people would say closer than is appropriate, but I don't see what they're talking about! Trust me... when u've been alone as long as I have and havent felt the touch of a man in YEARS, there's gonna be nights that involve spreading PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER all over ur body and letting a puppy dog lick u dry. Jiff who? #TeamPeterPan
I actully had a bf who was a dog breeder. We always had 50 or so puppies running around our house. But I thought it was strange that my bf didn't really care about bloodlines, or even if the parents were the same breed. And all his clients always bought several puppies at a time, usually around ten. Then I found out that he was illegally selling dogs to people like scientists for animal testing or people who ran dog fights, and that's the only reason he was a dog breeder. I set them all free, but then they just started a dog gang in my neighborhood and 1 of them eventually bit off my calf. I spent 2 years in physical therapy and couldnt do ANY exercise.
I know that Miley will give her puppy the BEST possible care! She will be such a great owner 4 her lil pup!
But ur a woman now and u should embrace ur sexualitie...
Honestly, i have massive areoas, and usually my nips will nip out regaurdless of how thick my top is. It is super EMBERESSING but I have started t o put duck tape ovr my nips to try to minimize the damage. My ex was srsly emberresed 2 go out with me, and would make me wear a trashbag over my body. Its hard to make a big black plastic sack looks sexy. Needless to say, our love life in the bedroom died fast. :-(
YUM, ice cream is SO good! ESPECIALLY Cold Stone, because u can tell them whatever toppings u want, and then they mush them INSIDE the ice cream! i usually just ask them to put a lil bit of EVERYTHING in my icecream. #yum Im getting hungry now. #snackattack maybe I’ll go get some ColdStone ice cream. too bad they don’t deliver.
Honestly, I would LOVE it if Colstone collabed with Chili's and they mixed in chicken crispers into my Sweet Cream ice cream. Vanilla who? #TeamSweetCream
Unfortunately, my EX broke up with me bc 1 time he took me on a d8 2 Basket and Robbens and I got a 20 scoop sundae, and I ate it all til my tummie began 2 hurt, and then I threw up all over his Mustang. He loved that car more than he loved me :-(
n e way, u look good 2 Miley BB. enjoy ur ice cream!! Invite me nxt time! I know the girl who works as the ice cream barista!
Be careful BB!! Last time i was in Ecuador, i was arrested 4 drug traffiking! i dont want 2 talk about it. my bf told me he had won an all-expense-paid cruse, but rlly he was part of a drug cartel and wen we got 2 customs, a WHOLE BUNCH of COCAINE fell out of his bag!! Needless 2 say he’s still in prison. Drugs are bad BB!! #D.A.R.E
Honestly it wasnt the first time i was used as a drug mule. Last time I had a few kilos in my bum. (_|_)
Miley is such a jet-setter! she is a indapendent, free woman who has TALENT! im actully listening 2 the climb rite now! #honeyroastedpeanuts
I lov luv luv 2 travel! but honelsty, i havnt been on a plane since my ex and i booked a trip to FLORIDA (#orangestate) but it turned out that i didnt meet weight requiraments and i had to go 2 the cargo sectian, while my ex hit on the stewardess in coach. h8 him.
Be carefull Miley!! Travel SAFE! Peru who? #teamEcuador
r u effing kidding me? All of these ppl are getting prime meetngreet time with Milesy and i'm here stuck in my cubicle licking the cheeto dust off my fingers
(No, not flaming hot, just some PUFFS)
i rlly wanna meet Miley bc I have ideas 4 her clothing line, specifically aimed at plus size women like me. I really need 2 find a way for stretchy pants 2 hide my cottage cheese! i'm sure some 1 at NASA has talked 2 martians and can find a way 2 do it. my ex bf srsly told me that i had small and large curds all over me.
h8 him
I need 2 meet Miley bc i am 100% certain that we would HIT IT OFF.
Miley BB! Another maggy cover? I'm DEFANATELY GONNA HAVE 2 PICK THIS UP.
I LOVE magazines. I read them when I take long poos. They are helpful because I don't have a smartphone or a laptop, so I can't read gossip blogs on the pooper, but I CAN stay connected. My exBF used to use my magazines to let his dog poo all over. It was sad, because I would LITERALLY see my fave celeb's face covered in dog poo. Eventually, this issue led to our breakup when he used my Jennifer Aniston US Weekly magazine as his dog's toilet. A-hole!
I love love LOVE Miley and she LOOKS GOOD, bb!
She is the CLASS of Hollywood and can do WHATEVER SHE WANTS bc she is a diva!
That's what u wear 2 bed? I honestly wear massive pajama pants that have dogs playing poker on them. It is NOT SEXY at all to wear that with a MASSIVE t-shirt. I dont wanna tell u how many X's come before the L because it is EMBERRESSING. Ugh. I love pajimi's though. Sooo comfy. I feel like myself when I wear them. I think any man who truly loves me will love me in my PJs. My ex always made me wear thongs and g-strings, and it was embarasing because it honestly looked like a piece of floss in my dookie-stained inner-butthole cheeks.
Miley LOOKS GOOD and has A BANGIN BOD. I LOVE LOVE LOVE Miley and I love PJs.
im gonna get some new comfy ones at walmart just so i can go to this PJ party!
BB! ur body is firm! I need 2 hit the gym!
Can u do a blood transfusion and get me some of that bloodline? They are SRSLY hot and amazing and keut and perfect, and both of them have bangin bods!
Honestly, I can't give blood. I have had too many weird partners in the past 40 years, and partaken in some very dark fetishes that I can't get into. YES I have had sex with a man who had sex with another man. I can't help it. Its really hard to be me sometimes. I look back and feel SO STUPID. I wish i had confronted my problems instead of eating my feelings.
Miley is HOT and Billy Ray is LUCKY to get to bang a slam piece like Tish! MmmMmmMMMMmm!
Both of these women are BEAUTIFUL and Noah is certainly gonna have a BANGIN bod when she becomes a woman! #jeal
Miley is gonna be a MILF 1 day.... as for me... I will probably neither be a mother, or effed by any1 ever again.
Not only of Miley's bangin bod and amazing talents, but also for that other girl for havign a banging bod and meeting Miley! I swear if I met Miley, we would hit it off because I kknow her entire wikapedea article, and am very familiar with her brother Trey and sister Noah and father Billy Ray.
Honestly, the only moderately famous person I will run into today is the manager at Subway. and YES, I do want my sammy toasted, bitches! #TeamToasted
If I can't be famous, I sure do want to meet some1 famous.
Miley BB!
HOW THE EFF did u do that? I'll bet ur a real tiger in the sack! I have honestly only ever made love in missionary posish.... My weight didn't allow me to do anything more spicey, and it honestly took a toll on my relationship.
Miley LOOKS GOOD. Noah who? #TeamMolely
I once went to a yoga class that they do in extreme heat. I passed out. They called an ambulance and I was hospitalized for 2 weeks because of exhaustion and dehydration. Also thyroid issues. It was embarassing, andif u were wondering, my BF at the time never visited me and disappeared while I Was hospitalized. #FML
Whose that man on ur shirt? Ur BF?
OMG it is Kurt Cobain. I honestly used to date a guy who looked exactly like him. Honestly, his life ended the exact same way. He shot himself in the face. It was real sad. The saddest part was that he was completely not troubled at all, and he left a very rational suicide note that explained that I drove him to kill himself. Do u know how that feels? #bummed
Honestly my life has never been the same since, but Miley looks GOOD wearing his shirt, showing off her sexie shoulder. I have 2 many shoulder rolls to wear a tank top or spaghetti strap. rlly need 2 hit the gym ASAP.
Miley LOOKS EFFING GOOD <3 <3 <3
Kurt who? #TeamNickelback
OUCH BB! Ur so tough. When I got a butterfly on my ankle tattoed on me, I cried my eyes out and the artist laughed and laughed at me.
The artist was actually my boyfriend, and he soon broke up with my by covering up his tattoo of my face on his arm. He said I gained too much weight and no longer looked the same. IT was sad... but he was right and my weight has never gotten back in control.
Miley is beautiful and BODY ART is beautiful.
LOVE LOVE LOVE self-xpression thru art.
Miley is AMAZING and LOOKS REAL GOOD.
<3
Noah needs a tatty now too! #TeamTatty
#teamMiley!
One time I tried to take an airplane somewhere but my butt was too wide for the seats. They were like 'maam, ur gonna hve to buy an extra seat'. I was humiliated and i went home crying. The entire plane laughed at me. It was emberrassing, and it didn't help that my EX stayed on the plane and broke up with me because of it.
I wish I could be a JETSETTER but i'm not. I can hardly even fit in the front seat of my Civic and kids laugh at me. I'm ashamed.
Ur too effing perfect. And who is ur funky bff with the wing tattoos?? BB! I wanna get a tatoo to! :-)
Miley is a GODDESS and has grown into her body PERFECTLY. When I was her age, I was already starting to develop a pear shape due to my eating habits. Needless to say, my boyfriend who was 16 years old at the time wasn't really ready to manage my issues with me and started dating a freshman in high school. I can't blame him. I was a mess.
She LOOKS GOOD and is SO EFFING HOT.
Look at that effing a$$. How do u get all of that FIRMNESS in that trunk? I NEED to hit the gym and DO MY SQUATS.
Miley BB! Is that u! Ur so tiny that I can hardly see u.
Honestly, I know it is predictable, but last time I went to the beach, I kept getting the whole 'beached whale' joke. YES. I get it. I have a weight problem. But that doesn't mean you have to cyberbully me in real life. Even my BF made the joke, except he srsly thought I Was a beached whale because I am hefty and my swimsuit was pink, so he was like 'is that a pink dolphin whale'? but it was just me #effmylife
Miley is HOT and has a BANGIN bikini bod....
I hope I can reach my dream weight one day so I can swim in a 1 piece...instead of swimming in baggy XXXL tshirts. :-(
Who the EFF is this girl in the pretty purple shirt, and WHY does she get to meet Miley and not me.
I REALLY need to get off my ass and move to LA so that I can work as a secretery at a movie studio and meet all of these WONDERFUL ppl. I hear celebrities are really nice in person. Well, they can get mean when you ask them for an autograph, then you tell them that you would probably be real good friends in real life. Then their bodyguard has to ask you to step away because you are 20-30 years older than every1 else getting autographs
A lot of women want implants, but I jsut want keut, small, perky boobs. Trust me. As you get older, they start to sag and turn into huge, pancake-like masses. Then your boyfriend loses interest in ur physically, and you find out he's been going to strip clubs, and you go to the strip club and go in there and he tells you to get out because he is just unwinding and having a good time, and says that he wants to break up then a whole gang of stripper trash starts laughing at you and the bouncer/DJ comes to ask you to leave. #humiliating.
Miley's sideboob looks REAL GOOD, hot, and sexi...
Billy Ray is a GOOD DAD and lets Miley be herself, making mistakes but at the same time, learning how to grow up in the spotlight.
