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What Authenticity+IndieBands Will Look Like in 2k9


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I remember when I determined that a group of my closest friends and I looked like an indie band whenever we stepped out in public. It was important for us to all have an 'individual look', but still have a relevant, cohesive group aesthetic. This group of alts are showing off what 2k9 and beyond will be all about. It's like the authentic alt aesthetic has finally 'arrived' and has a new group of torch carriers to bring on a Golden Age of Authenticity. Now that we understand the value of a group, and how our personal brands merge to make us a commodity, the entire 'alt scene' can work together to convert more mainstreamers to 'our side.'

Basically, whenever you are with a group of friends, you should want people to mistake you for a band/blogger-circle-jerk/scooter gang/DJ duo/etc. You have to inspire people to want to be your friend. You have to inspire people 2 want 2 b u.

From a previous meaningful post:

When people say ‘u look like ur in a band’, it means that you are some one who is on the cutting edge of culture from the perception of some1 who doesn’t know much about modern culture, but would like to learn more abt it from u (since u l00k pretty interesting and creative). “Looking like you’re in a band” isn’t a look for every one. The people who will admire you are usually entry-level alts or mainstreamers-who-are-infatuated-with-alternative culture (and listen to a lot of mainstream indie rock circa 2k4.5)

Wonder if my friends want a group brand like Interpol...

Or if they want a group brand more like Millionaires...

Not sure which 1 would get us more 'authentic, relevant attention.'

Might just get a group brand like Heaven's Gate...

Or maybe just the Jonestown cult bros...

// Is my group of closest friends worth dying for?
// or are they just 'an extension of my personal brand who are expendable in the long run'?

Slutty Blog House autotune rap girl group the Millionaires has new slutty song/video
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After the success of Lady Gaga, then the success of Ke$ha's song about partying + being a slut, a bunch of acts from the blog house / shitty myspace rap era are trying to 'come back' and release songs that might catch on with mainstream markets. Kinda like how Uffie is 'freaking out' since she made crappy rap songs about being a slut more than 2 years go. Must feel bad when a 'window of opportunity' passes u by, or you didn't have the right marketing forces to turn you into a 'legitimate' music sensation.

From what I understand, the Millionares are a group from California who 'started a silly myspace profile as a joke', then 'caught on' because they sang songs about boys, getting drunk, and being a slut. These themes are apparently important 2 young females these days. Their newest song/video 'Stay the Night' talks about how they will fuck a bro if he decides to sleep over, and the video showcases their California scene personal brands. Is this what every alt girl in California looks like?

Do u know what the deal with these girls is?
Are they just 'california sluts'/Mexi alts?
Is this band really big in California?
what's the difference between 'scene' and 'hipster'?
Are minority tweens who go to raves into this kind of music?
Is this the female version of Brokencyde?
Do u think this will 'cross over' and sell as many albums as Ke$ha / Vampire Weekend / MGMT?