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Zooey Deschanel announces she has hidden, long lost sister named Emily. Is she the new ZoZo? (22 comments) |
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HIPSTER RUNOFF VALENTINES' DAY QT CONTEST: WHO WILL WIN? (84 comments) |
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Dirty Projectors support Bon Iver, says HIPSTER RUNOFF is the scum of the indiesphere (21 comments) |
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Was M.I.A.'s Super Bowl flip off the first shameless slutwave marketing act in the post-LDR era? (11 comments) |
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Bon Iver's PISSED OFF frontman Justin Vernon LASHES OUT at HIPSTER RUNOFF over critical coverage (31 comments) |
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Bon Iver sounds like dying indie rock on SNL, has mysterious HUGE black teenager in backing band (23 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey wears baseball cap, looks TOTALLY EFFING keut (5 comments) |
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M.I.A. 'officially' sells out, accepts marginalized, dolled-up, sambo role in new Madonna video (26 comments) |
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Vampire Weekend was the HUGE indie winner of the Super Bowl commercial war (5 comments) |
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BREAKING: Michael Cera has CREEPY alt child predator moustache (6 comments) |
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Watch Lana Del Rey bask in her fame, adored by fans & paparazzi outside of Letterman (13 comments) |
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Why M.I.A. will ruin the Super Bowl. (55 comments) |
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M.I.A. ruins Super Bowl, flips off America at Halftime show. (41 comments) |
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Kristen Wiig desperately tries to be alt by impersonating Lana Del Rey (5 comments) |
In an effort to rebrand herself to fit in with the modern world + to fit in with tweens and minorities, the popular celebwhore "Mona Lisa" paid for the opportunity to chill with popular 1990s/2000s rapper Puff Daddy AKA Sean Combs AKA P Diddy AKA Bro Puffdy.
By embracing social media and schmoozing with pop culture icons + hip hop moguls, the Mona Lisa will be able to transition her brand into the modern memesphere. While she will always exist in textbooks because of her close ties with Leonardo DaVinci, creating an internet brand for herself will ultimately make her more valuable to investors like Google, Yahoo, Microsoft, Yelp, and Gawker.
Mona Lisa is the Celebrity Alt of the Day.
How much would yall pay 2 twitpic with a celeb who has over 1 million followers? [via Ashton Kutcher]
