HIPSTER RUNOFF

Photo by The Style Shark

I was at a strip club, and I got kinda sad. There were a bunch of strippers who were 'dancing 4 monopoly money' since times are so hard. I guess maybe they get to exchange the monopoly money 4 drugs/uppers, or whatever strippers do in their backrooms. Maybe they just have 'low self-esteem' so the Monopoly $ is like a 'pat on the back', or just 'letting them know that they are 'good enough' ' for some1, even if it is some kreepy overweigh bro, who just wants to 'accidentally cum' in his pants.

Do yall feel like people who go to 'strip clubs' are desperate? do u think they are only for 'fat people' who 'wear baggy jeans' and buy 'expensive cars that they pay for over the course of 10 years' in which they 'cruise around' and listen to 'hip hop' and live in 'sad apartment complexes'?

do u ever feel alone, then go 2 a strip club with an iPod which is preloaded with a meaningful playlist of indie + alternative hits? What do u put on ur playlist?

Would yall be sad if ur daughter 'grew up 2 be a stripper'? Wouldn't yall rather have her do something honorable that was salaried and had health benefits? would yall rather 'buy a lapdance' or 'surf the internet for pornographic videos'?

'do not pass go. go directly 2 jail, yall.' -The Monopobros, a new indie band