HIPSTER RUNOFF

HIPSTER RUNOFF is a place for discussion. HIPSTER RUNOFF is a place for commenting. HIPSTER RUNOFF is a for some of the most important social commentary in the world. HIPSTER RUNOFF is a place for progressive ideas. HIPSTER RUNOFF is a place for cmmntrs to 'talk like Carles.' HIPSTER RUNOFF is a place for rash reactions. HIPSTER RUNOFF is a place 2 express urself after Carles expresses himself. Commenting is an opportunity for you to align your personal brand with a single post. Each post a meaningful parcel of information. PART OF A BLOG POST NEVER DIES (therefore PART OF UR CMMNT NVR DIES). Thought yall might appreciate this info. Kinda weird how sometimes I spend 2 minutes on a post (basically sharting out a low level alt meme), and it gets more cmmnts than 'a hi level meme/post that I spent time compiling.'

UPDATE: LINKS WORK NOW. SORRY YALL. DON'T 'GET' HTML.

1. 178 comments Who Are the World’s Best DJs?
2. 132 comments TV on the Radio Gimmick Post
3. 127 comments 1st Post about HIPSTER RUNOFF sirius show
4. 115 comments Which shoe company represents U?
5. 109 comments WTF IS BLOGHOUSE?
6. 104 comments Austin + Portland Analysis
7. 102 comments I’m thinking about doing blow 4 the first time
8. 90 comments Should I move 2 Portland
9. 88 comments Pissing Alt Broads
10. 85 comments My Relaish with Girl Talk
11. 84 comments Amy Core’s Beached Whale sexie dance
12. 83 comments Pitchfork starts war with Electro (Steve Aoki gimmick post)
13. 80 comments Sparks Eulogy
14. 73 comments HIPSTER RUNOFF BINGO
15. 72 comments Bro Gets Stabbed in a Party Pic
16. 70 comments Blipster Bingo
17. 70 comments What is the most authentic alt job?
18. 70 comments Artists 2 watch: David Matthews Bands
19. 65 comments The Proud Grin of an Entry Level Alt
20. 65 comments I Wish they Had Macbooks when I was a tween
21. 63 comments What is a lifestyle brand?
22. 63 comments Sparks Memorial
23. 62 comments Meaningfulcore bands
24. 62 comments Election Day Post
25. 62 comments AltBag
26. 61 comments Post where yall told me what the best HRO posts are
27. 61 comments Bands 2 watch: Savage Garden
28. 61 comments Art School Commentary
29. 61 comments AmyCore Paper Planes
30. 60 comments Post about Mexicalts/Altinos/Brokencyde
31. 60 comments Is talking like HRO bad for ur personal brand?
32. 60 comments <3 // h8 // Miss: The theory that changed HRO
33. 60 comments Electroma = Poop
34. 59 comments I’m lil and I smoke weed, yall
35. 59 comments Human After Yall
36. 59 comments Bands 2 watch: The Postal Services
37. 58 comments King of Leon AltBro or Altbag
38. 58 comments A s00 random post about ‘the past’
39. 57 comments Ableton Live
40. 57 comments Tween Alt’s Birthday Party on Cobrasnake
41. 57 comments Simpsons Alts
42. 57 comments Post with the penises of Kevin Barnes & Devendra Barnhart
43. 56 comments Some FGGTS made a Postal Service music video
44. 55 comments That alt with the moustache
45. 54 comments AltBro or AltBGGT
46. 54 comments THNXGVNG
47. 54 comments Matt and Kim video that is an indie cliche
48. 53 comments Entry Level AltBro or Altbag
49. 53 comments Girl Talk is a PC
50. 53 comments Mexialts
51. 53 comments MSTRKRFT can fix any song theory
52. 52 comments Girls who went out dressed as D.V.N.O. but then asked me 2 take their pic down
53. 52 comments Rave or Die
54. 52 comments FGGT or Eurotrash
55. 51 comments My authentic Life is full of Authentic Props in my Authentic Apartment
56. 50 comments Failed Alternative Marketing: Pitchfork + Southern Comfort gimmick video piece
57. 50 comments Girl Talk + Full House gimmick post
58. 50 comments Australia AltBro Theory
59. 50 comments gimmick post on Super Mario Brothers 3
60. 48 comments S00 stressed--h8 finals!
61. 48 comments Polar Bears are the new Panda Bears
62. 46 comments ALT Bingo

After processing this information, it is clear that my most valuable posts are about ___________. It will be important for me to post about ________ at least once a week, in order to generate discussion/ad impressions. I should cut back on posts about _________ because no1 cares. It's clear that ______ is a popular topic/gimmick that needs more attention. I will explore it more in 2k9. When a post gets __+ comments, that means it is relevant commentary on a modern issue. Or it means that I posted a picture of __________ (human body part). Whenever I blog about ________, you can tell that people from ________ (city) get defensive and feel like they have to justify their existences. Glad they found my blog from a local newspaper/blog who 'thought my post was an unfounded outrage.' People also like to gawk at pictures from events like ________. I hope I get to attend one some day. Overall it was a good 2k8. Hopefully I can keep 'producing results' by blogging more about ________ and less about _________. Carles reads (all/none/some) of your comments, so he definitely appreciates ur feedback. Every comment is a love note. Do U <3 HRO?