HIPSTER RUNOFF

ALTBRO or ALTBAG is a popular HRO gimmick where the reader must decide if the male pictured is an altbro or an altbag. Usually, the picture is of some guy who is tough to classify. HRO readers are the most aware people on the planet.

[Photo by the minneapoline]

Please justify your response.
For example: "Altbros are too prepubescent to grow developed moustaches. He is an altbg."
or "He is an altbro because only an altbro would try to grow a handlebar moustache to differentiate from other altbros."
or "he is a cool dad who is going through a divorce and lost custody of his child. He is searching for his personal brand somewhere between 'cool' and 'dad.'"

Should I grow a moustache?
or should I shave my head?
Or should I stop shaving and grow an 'i don't care abt society's norms' beard?

My alternative wedding will be meaningful.
Our alternative love will last forever [via digital photographs //converted into HIGHLY BLGGBLE internet memes]
This is authentic alternative love.

Our wardrobe will be custom tailored [remixed] thrift store clothes.

I will invite all of my alternative friends to my wedding. It will be awkward because my wife/husband and I will invite a great deal of our extended families. Most of them are conservative, and might not understand my friends & our lifestyle. We will justify ourselves' to them by the end of the evening. They will understand that we are young and we are part of something bigger than ourselves'.

I will do whatever it takes our relatives get involved. I want them to have fun, and understand that my wedding is a Concept Experience. I will hand out moustaches as a symbol of unity. Even if my relatives 'don't get' why they are putting on a moustache, they will laugh about it and have fun after a few glasses of Franzia. I will give them a website where their pictures will be posted. They will be impressed that I know so much about technology, and excited to use their new Dell Photo printer.

Even my conservative Uncle let loose and 'became 1' with the wedding party. I was relieved. I compromised my progressive views on 'faith' and let a preacher marry us just to make my mom happy. It felt good to see her happy, even if I don't believe in what she believes in.

This is my meaningful alternative wedding.

Do yall have any meaningful gimmicks planned 4 ur weddings 2 ensure that u make things meaningful, approachable for mainstreamers, and authentic for your innerAltExpectations?

[Photos via Merge Weddings//Meme via OffBeatBride]

ALTBRO or ALTBAG is an HRO gimmick where I find pix of alternative males. Readers then must decide if the person pictured is an altBro or an altBag.

Please justify your answer in your response in order to receive 20 HRO points.

For example: "He is an altbag bc his moustache is authentic and altBros can't grow facial hair."
or "he is an altBro who is trying 2 b progressive by wearing a denim jacket."
or "CRLS...r u blind? he is obvi a cool dad."

[Photo by DamStyle]

What do u think?

"Make sure u make ur vote count. Ur unique voice/opinion is important."
-The Election Thingy

Doesn't that Alt resemble Jason Lee, yall? Luv getting buzzed and watching NBC comediez.

Should I put my Nikes on ebay and buy some variety of clear sandals?
Should I put my hair on ebay and buy a bowl cut?
Should I grow/buy a moustache and go 2 a moustache partie?

[VIA Appeal2TheEye]

I don't think true alts participate in parties with themes that mainstreamers would have. For example, '80s themes' and 'moustache themes'. If u were a true alt, you would have already integrated wacky, alternative themes into your personal style on a daily basis.

***BONUS MOUSTACHE COVERAGE *****

Alt Nazis: Big in 1.9k39? I wonder if he produces anti-semitic mashups.

Does this bro cross the line kind of like when HRO posts death pix?

[Photos by We Made Out Once]

Let's just buzzed off $1 PBRs and grow some moustaches

[Image by TheFriendAttack]

Hey. Sorry, I don't [REC] or [HIGHLY REC] music as often as I should. I'm brainstorming a post that's basically 'If You Read These Blogs, You Will Be On The Front Line of the Best Music In The World.' However, there's a 50% chance that I'll just end up writing sillie posts about party pixxx.

These next two songs are remixes of mainstream female singers 'with good voices.' I'm always intrigued when some producer remixes originals that aren't that great into 'urgent dancefloor ballads.'

[THESE SONGS ARE KIND OF LIKE WHAT A DJ AT A ROLLERSKATING RINK WOULD PLAY]

[MP3]
Melinda Jackson Magic (Moustache Remix)

Adele Hometown Glory (Night Facilities Remix) [SPACEY PIANO INTRO + FUNKY BASS RIFF]

Night Facilities' Myspace
www.myspace.com/nightfacilities