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Which Bro is not in the band?

Which Bro is Not In the Band? (tm) is a new HRO gimmick where the readers must identify which bro is not actually in the band even though he looks like he is in the band/is trying too hard to look like a bro in a relevant band. The pictured band is Grizzly Bears.

Photo via flickr


Which bro is not in the band?
a) Bro A
b) Bro B
c) Bro C
d) Bro D
e) Bro E

Kinda confused by Bro E. He looks not as authentic as the other bros [via highlights + designer plaid], so I guess maybe him.

Unconfirmed Rumor: Steve Aoki gets a job as an MTV VJ
Photo by Last Nights Party


Just saw this picture of Steve Aoki holding an MTV News microphone. Seems like it might be reasonable to jump to the conclusion that he has given up his global career on a DJ to focus on his impending marriage with future it girl Tiernan Cowling. A position as an MTV VJ will keep him connected to the music that he loves, but will disable his on-the-go lifestyle.

Do u think he is actually going to be a VJ, or is he being interviewed for a segment about how 'electro music is blowing up'?
Did Steve Aoki + Mark Hunter (the cobrasnake) get their MTV pilot 'green lit'?

Wonder if he will get laid off from Viacom, then regret giving up his career as a DJ.
Will Steve Aoki be the most authentic VJ of all time, or will he be a worthless post-Carson Daly type of bro who they hired 'on the cheap'?
Should Steve Aoki do an unpaid internship under John Norris?

Is Steve Aoki the next great MTV VJ, or is he stuck being a DJ?
Which position will enable him to become a Generation Z household name?