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Should I get a bowl mullet? [SUMMER LOOKS]

Photo via the cobrasnake

I’m searching mad hard for a summer look, yall. Just need to ‘keep it fresh.’ I am sort of looking for something that fits in with the modern world–not trying to copy aesthetics from the past several years. Thinking about getting some sort of bowl cut, but then also [...]

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Bangs + Mullet + Teet Sucklage = the Holy Grail of Party Pix?

“BANG MULLETS: BIG IN 2k10?”
-Carles in the year 2k9 writing in the HRO circa 2k8.1 tone

A lot of ppl tell me ‘Carles–the party pic thing is s00 old. Find a new gimmick cuz ur just ripping off _______.’ These people do not understand the deep level of sociocultural analysis that [...]

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Will AZNs go extinct in 2k9?

[Photo via Your Boyhood]
Does n e 1 know if it is possible for a race/ethnic group/generalized social+cultural group to ‘go extinct’? Or is that something that happens [via oppression] or [via genocide]? I have heard preliminary reports that AZNs are taking over the China and Japan, and moving to the California, but I [...]

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Should I get a tattoo that tells the world what I am after all?

For the past 100 blog years, I have been searching for the most authentic tatty that represents who I am. A tattoo will be on me forever, and I plan on living 4ever, so my tattoo will live forever.
Should I get a tattoo that tells the world I am human after all?

Did Electroma prove [...]

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