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Should I get a bowl mullet? [SUMMER LOOKS]

Carles — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:53:58 +0000

Photo via the cobrasnake

I’m searching mad hard for a summer look, yall. Just need to ‘keep it fresh.’ I am sort of looking for something that fits in with the modern world–not trying to copy aesthetics from the past several years. Thinking about getting some sort of bowl cut, but then also possibly having ‘a lil tail’ in the back [via mullet]. I just want people to know that I am ‘willing to adapt’ to trends, and that I’m not really stuck with just 1 mediocre look.

This summer, I think I want to be ‘post-sexual’, maybe a little bit like an androgynalt. Don’t want people to know what sex I am. I want ppl 2 b attracted to me for ‘what’s on the inside’ and not because of bullshit biological factors like ‘gender’ and ’sexual organs.’ I just feel like we need to start realizing that you can make love with any1 if we want to have peace in the Middle East. We need to stop worrying about bullshit societal and biological norms.

But srsly yall, do u know any good summer looks? Wonder if gladiator sandals will come back–saw them selling some at WalMart.

Should I just go to the gym to ‘get ripped’ then buy some board shorts and get a summer job as a lifeguard?

If I get a record hat, will it melt in the sun if I wear it to a pool partie?

Yall I need yalls help. do u know any good ’summer stores’ other than the local thrift store “The Old Navy”?

Bangs + Mullet + Teet Sucklage = the Holy Grail of Party Pix?

Carles — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 01:07:15 +0000

“BANG MULLETS: BIG IN 2k10?”
-Carles in the year 2k9 writing in the HRO circa 2k8.1 tone

A lot of ppl tell me ‘Carles–the party pic thing is s00 old. Find a new gimmick cuz ur just ripping off _______.’ These people do not understand the deep level of sociocultural analysis that HIPSTER RUNOFF provides on a daily basis. I will be the first to admit that there is more to life than partying, perfect alternative breasts, and ’snark blogs’–however, every1 needs a gimmick.

Without a gimmick, life is a journey without a goal. (goals = personal gimmicks)

Life is not easy. ‘Meaning’ is not auto-assigned upon birth.
You have to find it. You have to seek it out. You cannot be afraid of failure.
Keep searching.
Because one day, you will walk into a bathroom and find a keut girl ‘hangin out’ waiting for u 2 swoon her/suckle on her meaning-filled teet.

This is a metaphor. There’s more to photography than just taking digipix of keut/interesting/controversial nouns. What does this picture represent 2 u?
[Photos by LNP]

Will AZNs go extinct in 2k9?

Carles — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:43:04 +0000

[Photo via Your Boyhood]
Does n e 1 know if it is possible for a race/ethnic group/generalized social+cultural group to ‘go extinct’? Or is that something that happens [via oppression] or [via genocide]? I have heard preliminary reports that AZNs are taking over the China and Japan, and moving to the California, but I have not seen these foreign lands with my own eyes.

I’m kinda worried that AZNs are gonna go extinct because they will get ‘eliminated’ when Kanye West is crucified by Pontius Pilate for having a ‘lil fggt puff mullet thingy’ haircut.

Should I get this zany haircut 2 differentiate from ‘regular black ppl’/blipsters?

XX BONUS POEM XX
[Photo via lookbook]

Traggy McTragTrag AZN
white sunglasses
Deliberate Thrift Choices

Posture is failing
bowlegged
Signs of a physically impaired person.
yet this makes you
U
U mirror U
U = U

The night falls
You go to the local movie theatre
The Crombies do not ‘get’ u

They will see one day
When you go away
and learn to design the clothes which
they shall wear tomorrow

But 2day U r U

Don’t be so Traggy McTrag
Things will get better
Forrest Gump conquered polio
You will conquer your ailments.

Be strong
Hold your chin up
Shoulders back

There are 2 sides 2 every AZN.
[A selected poem from Carles' upcoming PDF book]

Should I get a tattoo that tells the world what I am after all?

Carles — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:34:00 +0000

For the past 100 blog years, I have been searching for the most authentic tatty that represents who I am. A tattoo will be on me forever, and I plan on living 4ever, so my tattoo will live forever.

Should I get a tattoo that tells the world I am human after all?

Did Electroma prove that we’re all robot after all? (h8 that m0vie)
When we are captured by the opposing army during the electrowar, will they tattoo electro bloghouse catchphrases+lyrics on us to identify who we are? Hope I can be “I fucked my American Cunt” or “Lights and Music r on my mind” or “Ready to Uff.” What do yall want 2 b?

Just wanna showcase who I am, yall.

[Photo via Whp Ths]

//just//want//some//altbro(fggt)//2//get//an//HRO//tattoo//soon//(help)

XX BONUS FUTURE OF AZN XX
In the future, will all AZNs have fade mullets? (unisex AZN theory)

[foto via Azn Dan]