HIPSTER RUNOFF

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Transitioning into a new year is all about [UNCERTAINTY]. Will gimmicks from previous years work in 2k9? For example, will alternative men still be [HIGHLY INTERESTED] in searching for the perfect pair of alternative breasts? I don't think they will. I think most men might become 'a lil bit bi' in 2k9, and start looking for a few more nut/shaft slips.

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In 2k8, most of my male readership pretended to be 'grossed out' by the sight of __% of a peen. However, in 2k9, they will utilize the ZOOM feature of their Macbooks [CTRL+SCROLL] in order to 'get a better peep' at alternative junks.

2k9 will be all about experimentation and testing new sexual boundaries. Kinda like a softcore porno television series on cable television. It'll be 'about sex' but it won't be raunchy. It will be sensual, and the former 'tug' experience will be about connecting with some1 on a spiritual+emotional+meaningful level.

2k9 will be all about serious relationships.
(I might be wrong. I'm just scared and looking 4 stability. What is 2k9 gonna b all abt?)

Previous Mummified Alt
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/11/modern-mummification-processes.html

Previous peen coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/last-nights-lil-tug.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/07/nut-slips-are-the-new-nip-slips.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/who-has-the-most-authentic-altpenis-some-fggt.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/4-the-ladies-who-like-red-heads.html [GINGER PEEN]

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I remember back when I was in elementary school (b4 I got my G.E.D.), we used 2 have an fun activity on Halloween where we'd get single ply toilet paper and have a race to mummify one of our classmates. I remember on Halloween, every1 used 2 b rlly hyper, since every1 had a bunch of candy. It's kinda weird how things never change. U grow up, and u still have the same perspective as when u were a kid. U do the same things, u feel inadequate. U always feel like ur dealing with people who have simple emotions and simple feelings that u tip toe around.

Things never change.

/// miss u childhood ///

I miss my dad b4 he cheated on my mom and left her 'fractured'/feeling like 'less of a woman.'

miss yall

Part of the Toilet Paper Mummy game never dies

i miss my lonely, single aunt/free-spirited teacher who was gonna die alone

It is an international game.

When I participated in Teach For America (Teach 4 ASIA/AZNs), I brought knowledge of this game to them.

Even after my uncle got "Lieutenant Danned"/couldn't walk n e more after returning from the War in Iraq, we still played the game with him.

/// life
/// used
/// 2
/// be
/// s0
/// meaningful / special / authentic without having 2 think abt it.

BUT SRSLY... does n e 1 know why 'mummies' were even a fashion trend? Don't understand why some1 would wear that unless they lived in the Middle East oppressed part of the world.

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