There’s more to ‘how you look’ than just feeling confident about ‘how you look.’ Part of ‘looking good’ means ‘feeling better’ on the ‘inside.’ Should I start taking spinning/yoga/step/water aerobics courses? Should I start going on spiritual journeys with my iPod a.k.a. 10 mile runs in the wilderness while listening to meaningfulcore albums in their entirety?

Will I ‘get’ design if I ‘get swole’?
Will my personal brand get ‘too mainstream’ if I get too ‘in shape’? Does ‘being in shape’ mean that u want to be mainstream?
Should I ‘get ripped’ and buy a bowflex?

[MXMW photo meme via Pedestrian.tv]

Are muscles the future of the ALT aesthetic?

Will the perfect alt breasts be replaced by the perfect alternative pectoral muscles?

Definitely time 2 sell ur stock in the Kute AZN market. :-(

Who is gonna bail out the kute AZN economy, yall? h8 finance. What does ‘money’ even mean? Who even invented ‘paper that is worth something’? Shoulda invented ‘debit cards’ back then.
Wish I bought meth instead of the “stock market.”

[MP3]
Muscles Ice Cream

Here is the picture that he recommends using at his myspace. I just don’t really envision a dude in flip flops, cargo shorts, and a Mario 1Up shirt making that music. Maybe there’s something wrong with my perspective.

Here are some hilarious comments from STEREOGUM’s post about Muscles.[LINK]:

Muscles is a fag and he always will be. He’s just a pussy who’s running away from the scene. Fuck him.

and…

Man. Muscles used to post at an Melbourne music forum years ago, getting 15 people to his small shows in tiny bars. Good on him.
There’s just enough humour in his songs for some people to get it, and the brainless nu-ravers to completely miss the point. It’s really quite clever.

and…

He is one of the worst people I’ve dealt with. The fact he’s getting even a small scale of success makes my stomach turn. Stereogum, so much better music in Australia. Who turned you onto this wanker? My comments are no reflections on the music…

I just want to know who the real MUSCLES is. What’s that dude all about?
This is his album art:

Here’s a video of MUSCLES performing ‘Ice Cream’ live:

Maybe I’ll never understand the aesthetic that Muscles presents through the internet, but WHATEVER. His music really takes you to a city close to BANGERVILLE, so whatever.

‘Woo!’ -MusclesBro

[MP3]
Muscles Lauren from Glebe

Muscles’ Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/musclesmusic

[MP3]
Muscles Ice Cream

Here is the picture that he recommends using at his myspace. I just don’t really envision a dude in flip flops, cargo shorts, and a Mario 1Up shirt making that music. Maybe there’s something wrong with my perspective.

Here are some hilarious comments from STEREOGUM’s post about Muscles.[LINK]:

Muscles is a fag and he always will be. He’s just a pussy who’s running away from the scene. Fuck him.

and…

Man. Muscles used to post at an Melbourne music forum years ago, getting 15 people to his small shows in tiny bars. Good on him.
There’s just enough humour in his songs for some people to get it, and the brainless nu-ravers to completely miss the point. It’s really quite clever.

and…

He is one of the worst people I’ve dealt with. The fact he’s getting even a small scale of success makes my stomach turn. Stereogum, so much better music in Australia. Who turned you onto this wanker? My comments are no reflections on the music…

I just want to know who the real MUSCLES is. What’s that dude all about?
This is his album art:

Here’s a video of MUSCLES performing ‘Ice Cream’ live:

Maybe I’ll never understand the aesthetic that Muscles presents through the internet, but WHATEVER. His music really takes you to a city close to BANGERVILLE, so whatever.

‘Woo!’ -MusclesBro

[MP3]
Muscles Lauren from Glebe

Muscles’ Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/musclesmusic