Wondering what the future of music videos will be in 2k10. Do people ‘really care’ about watching a lil video on a tiny portion of their computer screen? Will indie labels still ‘bankroll’ ‘that shit’, or will they say ‘we encourage you to find a friend/group of hopeful college students who will do this video for free’? Do people really care about music videos by new bands, or do music videos only really ‘work’ for already-established bands?

I just watched the video for Girls - Lust For Life Hardcore XXX Edit, and it seemed to maybe shed some light on ‘what we can expect in the future’ when it comes to music videos within the indiesphere. ‘NSFW’

This video is ‘pornography’, I think. Feel like it is supposed to ’shock’ outlets into blogging about it, but there might also be another agenda. Maybe the Girlsbros are trying to say ‘indie rock fans are fggts’ since they utilized two homosexual males ‘rollin around bein HarveyMilky 2 gether.’ Feeling a little bit sad that they created this video gimmick not for the betterment of the indie scene, but because they wanted to create a ’search engine optimized meme’ that got a ton of porn traffic.

In 2k10, will we see Animal College – “Song Title” Lesbian XXX Cum on Tits Scissoring Edit?
Will we see the Arcade Fire – “Song title” Twink Hardcore Gay Sex Bear Anal Dirty Sanchez XXX Edit?
Will we see Vampire Weekend – “Horchata” bukake milf big titted whore 3some XXX edit?
Will we see Washed Out – “Song Title” Real Amateur Barely Legal Fucking XXX edit?
What porn-themed music video do u think is most likely to be made in 2k10?

Wondering if 2k10 is going to be all about ‘cock microphones.’ Will all indie bands utilize a penis as a microphone, or will they stick with traditional microphone technologies?

Do u think that female indie stars will utilize pee pee mics?
Do u think that ‘being into indie’ means that ur a lil bit ghey?
Do u ever wish that u just had a sun tan/pizza/bottle of wine/miscellaneous lil gifts described in lyrics by GIRLS?
Do u have a lust 4 life/blogs/indiebands/______?
What will be the purpose of music videos in the year 2k12?

Video: Grizzly Bear – While You Wait for the Others

Analysis: I really feel like Grizzly Bear ‘dropped the ball’ on this video. I didn’t really watch it, even though it might be ‘good.’ Since Grizzly Bear ‘charted’ at #6, I feel like they need to do more gimmicks that will help them ‘crossover’ even more. I believe that the best strategy with this song, would have been to do a ‘very generic’ video where they look like a ‘band who is trying to look kewl’, sort of like what the Kings of Leon did to ‘make the jump.’ Feel like they should try to brand themselves as a ‘kewl looking buzz band’ to more mainstream audiences by having a lame video where they are on some rooftop at night being filmed from a helichopper. There could also be some sort of ‘keut girl’ in their video, sort of like some1 like ‘Jessica Alba/Courtney Cox b4 she got famous.’ Conceptual videos that represents ur song are ‘kewl’ if ur a buzzband doing ur first debut on pitchfork.tv, but if u wanna ‘win a VMA’, ur gonna have to do something a lot gheyer/more honky for mainstream fans.

Video: Fever Ray – Seven

Analysis: I was informed by an industry insider that this is a ’sideproject by the broad from THE KNIFE.’ You might remember the Knife from the pre-bloghouse indielectronic-ish movement. This means that Fever Ray has a bunch of electronic xylophone sounds in her music. It is apparently supposed to be a ‘goth project.’ I hope that she ends up on the Twilight soundtrack to reach ‘consumer goths’, sometimes known as ‘vampires.’ Not sure if I am supposed to ‘fear death’ in this video, or ‘get turned on by cougar milf porn.’

Video: The Phenomenal Handclap Band – 15 to 20

Analysis: I mainly wanted to blog about this song. It sort of reminds me of the bloghouse era. Like a song that is ‘upbeat’ and would have received a ton of attention based on catchiness/chorus structure/girl singing with attitude. Whatever happened to ‘the Go! Team’? Remember they had that one catchy song? Wonder if this song would be ‘bigger’ if they sold it to CSS. Sad that there are less accepting ears for songs like this. Miss u 2k5-2k7.

Video: Acid Girls – The Numbers Song

Analysis: This video is a ‘period piece’ about doing ‘a shit load of blow’ during the BlogHouse Era.

Video: Tokio Hotel – Automatic

Analysis: A kewl video by the bad ass German tween crossover hit band Tokio Hotel. Seems like they are really ‘growing into’ more than just a foreign teen sensation, like they have finally started to learn ‘the English Language’ and are trying to explain emotions that all humans can relate to. There are some weird shots in this video of robots ‘eyeball fucking’ one another. The lead singer still seems like an anime bro. Might build a time machine and move to Germany and try to get into this band.

Video: Health – Die Slow

Analysis: Health is indie’s only ‘hardXcore’ band with ‘credibility/coverability.’ I remember when I was a bloghouse blog, searching for remixes to post every day, Health was sort of like something to blog about to ‘make ur blog seem different, like u appreciated all music.’ It seems like one day I might go to a Health concert. From what I can tell, they seem ’serious’ about music, like they know what they are doing. I think that this video is about killing women. This video seems artsy. I want to meet some1 who says ‘Health is my favourite band’, because then I feel like I would better understand Health. I think this video is about date rape/murder since all of the women end up getting ‘chopped the fuck up.’

Video: Dan Deacon – Paddling Ghost

Analysis: Dan Deacon has a zany lil brand, which is why he turned to the ‘puppet aesthetic.’ Basically, most of Dan Deacons fans ‘live in a fucking dream world’ and would actually enjoy this ‘puppet bullshit.’ It seems like you really have to identify with a brand in order to accept the puppetification of a band, otherwise it just seems to bring out an intensified version of your feelings for the band. Wonder if Dan Deacon dolls would ’sell well’ or if buildabear would be a more chill place to buy a gift for a kid.

Have u seen any kewl music videos lately?

Video: Julian Casablancas – PHRAZES FOR THE YOUNG (PREVIEW)

Analysis: This is a new project by the lead singer of the Strokes bro. Wonder what it is going to sound like. Seems sort of ‘deep’ but will possibly become ‘over commercialized.’ I think he has collabed on some other crap, and it ’sounded good’ possibly. I feel like I will decide not to listen to it, because it will become a topic that people who aren’t connected to the music memesphere will talk about, like ‘dude man, did you hear Julian has a new album coming out?’ and they will probably actually go out and ‘physically purchase it.’ Will probably not listen to it, and might ‘resent’ the first video.

The music sort of sounds like a mix of ‘the Strokes’ with a little bit of ‘guy who makes music that was obviously produced in GarageBand.’ Feel bad for the Strokes. Not sure if they will ever be able to break free of ‘what they represented’ when they first came out, in terms of The Strokes being ’so cool’ or something.

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Music Video: Miike Snow – Burial

Analysis: I think that after the success of ‘Slumdog Millionaire’, this video aesthetic is trying to take us to some ‘brown part of the world’ where life is more simple. In the video, the whole town rallies around this little trophy of the Miike Snow logo, and I think it represents some sort of deity. Like they are ‘worshiping God’ as a bro parades the trophy through the streets. Life seems hard in this video, like there are no cafes with wifi in a nearby area. Think that the song is ‘good’ and could possibly be utilized in meaningful indie soundtracks. Like when a bro is finding himself, or possibly ‘losing’ a keut girl and staring into the camera.

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Music Video: The Dead Weather – Treat Me Like Your Mother

Analysis: I first heard about the Dead Weather when they advertised on my favourite website. I ‘googled’ them and found out that Jack White was in their band. I think that this video is supposed to be ‘hardXcore.’ I feel weird about Jack White. Not sure if I know any one who ‘likes the white stripes’, but I think that he seems like a good musician–like a guy who knows how to guitar solo. I think every one heard that one song that was like ‘dun, dun dun dun, dun dun, dun’, but I’m not sure if I could name another Jack White song.

This video seems like it is supposed to be Xtreme, and possibly ‘reference’ a now socially unacceptable era of film. The video seems ‘angry’ or something. The music seems ‘good,’ but like not sure if I would listen to it while doing a ‘normal activity in my daily life.’ Feel like there might be a huge market of ‘regular people’ who would listen to it while they were socially drinking and barbeque-ing, possibly. They might also listen to Queens of the Stone Age, or Foo Fighters or something. Those bans sell ‘tons of records.’

This video is important to me because it was filmed in the vacant lot behind my suburban childhood neighborhood. Kinda sad that they are about to start constructing apartments there now. Might bring down the property value if too many ‘poors’ move in.

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Music Video: Calvin Harris – Ready for the Weekend

Analysis: I remember when Calvin Harris first came out, he seemed ‘very blog house’ to me. But then I think his new album is the sort of album that ‘people in Europe get really into.’ Like if you went there, this would be the song that gets people pumped up for a soccer game, and every one knows the lyrics, but you’re like ‘I don’t ‘get’ why this is good.’ Think that things are ‘very different’ in Europe, and they value different aesthetics, but artists can make ‘a shit ton’ of money if they ‘get big’ in the UK, and then find success in other pop-oriented Euro countries.

This music video is supposed to be ‘artistic.’ Seems like tons of stuff must have been done ‘in post production.’ The song seems ‘catchy’ but not entirely ‘listenable’, more like a song in a Target commercial or something.

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Music Video: VITALIC – Your Disco Song

Analysis: I think Vitalic made electro techno music before there were computers. I think that their music is supposed to be ‘absurd’ or something. Have only heard them on the Party Monster soundtrack, back when I was trying to ‘learn what it would be like to move to NYC and become part of a relevant party scene.’ This song seems like it is intended to sound ’self-aware.’ There is a broad who has a disco ball surgically attached to her skull. Think she ‘lives to party’ and she just wants to ‘disco so fucking hard.’ Then she eventually goes to a surgeon and gets ‘disco tits.’

Seems like a solid commitment to ‘a scene.’

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Music Video: Rye Rye (ft M.I.A.) – Bang

Analysis: I think that this video is supposed to look like it is part of ‘black culture’ but intended for ‘white people simulating their interest in black culture to seem cultured.’ M.I.A. is in this video. I don’t think that the song is ‘good.’ It sounds too much like ‘black culture’ for me to get into, so I feel like they possibly achieved their aesthetic. I’m not sure if I really enjoy pure African American culture, or if I prefer to be friends/partake in African Americans who ‘don’t seem as black.’ What types of black people do you prefer?

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Have yall seen n e good music videos lately?

Video: Dirty Projectors – Stillness is the Move

Analysis: I feel pressured to blog about this because they are apparently ‘relevant’ even though I don’t really ‘get’ why. Feel like I don’t ‘trust’ people who ‘ooze praise’ for the Dirty Projecties. I am not sure what this video is ‘trying to be.’ Think it is trying to be conceptual/artsy, but then also trying to be ‘normal.’ Probably like trying to trick mainstreamers into thinking that the Dirty Projector is ‘the next Feist.’ Feel like this video ‘looks worse than Bat for Lashes’ in terms of ‘forced conceptuality.’

I feel like the girls in the Dirty Projectors are ‘high level altbaguettes’ who u have a ‘very strong personal brand’ in your local scene. Ur not really sure why they are ‘desired’ or ‘respected’, but then you find out that they are ‘in some crappy band’ and their roles within the band are ‘questionable’. like you ‘went to a show where one of them just played the tambourine’ or something. You and your friends ’share their myspace page’ as a ‘very funny inside joke’ because you think their songs/pictures/listed_influences are ‘very funnie/terrible.’ Then the next thing u know, they are ‘being blogged about+praised for ‘amazing pop sensibilities” and u feel like u ‘might as well off urself.’

Sort of just want to go to a Dirty Projjies show just to ‘hear this song’ and watch people ‘overtly acknowledge’ that this is ‘the single’ by ‘doing slinky dances’ to this song.

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Video: Wavves – No Hope Kids

Analysis: This video was made from ‘meaningful footage’ as a filmmaker bro followed Wavves across his European tour. Wonder if it was sort of like ‘Almost Famous’ with an indie musician. Not sure if there was a scoop. From what I have read, Wavves is ’shatted upon’ by other artists in his genre. Think that they think he is ‘faking his gimmick’ or something, while they ‘actually live the lifestyle.’ Think that this video is ’sweet’ because they do things like ’smoke bowls of marijuana.’ Hope that Wavves’ brand is still ‘marketable’ after this video/his ‘meltdown.’

Another great thing about this video is that it really captures the essence of ‘going to a concert in your local venue’ and feeling like the other members of the audience ’seriously crawled up from the sewer’ to ‘mosh around.’ Feels weird to go to ’sewer people’ shows, but also sort of ‘authentic.’

Are yall ‘going 2 get a summer Wavves haircut’?

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Video: Coconut Records – Any Fun

Analysis: It is important to note that ‘Chloe Sevigny is in this video’, thereby making this video 250% ‘more bloggable.’ It is overall a ‘krappy video.’ Think they have ‘old cameras’ and filmed ‘normal people’ doing ‘boring stuff’ while attempting to ‘make it look beautiful.’ Not sure if Chloe Sevigny is ’still hot.’ She might have to transition her personal brand into ‘being an elegant elder alt’ soon.

Feel like Jason Schwartzman could ‘make anything’ and it would ‘look kewl’ because he was in ‘one of the most important alt movies’ of all time.

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Video: MSTRKRFT – Heartbreaker (ft. John Legend)

Analysis: I never listend to MSTRKRFT’s latest album ‘Fist of God’ because I assumed that it was ‘all banger’ or something ‘thick and unlistenable.’ But then I saw them perform this song on Letterman, and thought it was ‘pretty good.’ Feel like I like it in the same way that I ‘enjoy a remix’ but this is ‘the original version.’ That statement possibly ‘does not make sense to 38% of readers’ who are not students of the remix economy. Think that the lyrics are ‘possibly terrible’ but still ‘redeeming’ in a ’simple way.’

I enjoy this video, because it is about a Mexi family who owns a bodega. A group of white bros come in, and 1 bro is ‘meaningfully attracted’ to the hot daughter cashier. Think it is supposed to give minorities hope that they too can be courted by an uppermiddle class alt guy who is ‘ironically’ buying alcohol at ur bodega since they ’serve minors’ and also ’serve all night.’ The lazy mexi father ‘falls asleep’ and when he wakes up, ‘verbally abuses’ his daughter for letting the bros ‘run wild’ while she ‘chases alt white cock.’ Not sure if she will get a college education.

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Video: All Leather – I Don’t Hate Fags, God Does

Analysis: Think this video is sort of supposed to ‘go viral’ some how. It is depicting Jesus ‘Last Supper’ except with dark, demented, rave-culture-like elements. It is supposed to ’shock you.’ When I saw it ‘I kinda chuckled’, and fast fowarded around. Saw a ‘bunny’ and also ’some people fucking.’ Then thought about ‘the kind of people who actually like that music.’ Feels weird to think that people ‘made’ that music. Ultimately, I would just say that this product is for ‘weird faggots’ like something that ‘Adam Lambert would think is cool’ or something.

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Video: Sonic Youth – Sacred Trickster

Analysis: This is a video about ‘female cunts who want to be in a band’, I think. I think it is supposed to be a straightforward metaphor about ‘dressing up’ to seem famous/relevant/indie/authentic, but possibly ‘being hollow’ and ‘constructed by consumer choices.’ Seems straightforward. Not sure about Sonic Youth. Think they were ‘good’ back in the 80s/90s or something, but wonder if they are ‘a 1 trick pony.’

Think I went through a phase of ‘listening to Sonic Youth’ but think it was back when I was ‘trying too hard to love alt music.’ They are possibly ‘just okay’ but ultimately a product that GenXers should probably ‘authentically enjoy.’ Don’t know much about ‘music’ so they are possibly ‘very influencial’ but think I am going to start ’saying that I don’t think Sonic Youth is very good’ in conversations just to have a ‘cutting edge’ opinion. Not sure if the song in this video is ‘even any good.’

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Have yall seen n e [HIGHLY BLGGBLE] Music videos lately?

Music Video: Grizzly Bear – Two Weeks

Analysis: Feel like this is a ‘perfectly executed meme’ since it is a music video that you watch, and ur like ‘damn. not sure what is happening/why it is happening. Think I should share this with people. Song is catchy.’ Not sure what the budget of this music video was, but possibly should have spent more money on the heads-catching-on-fire part.

Can’t believe Grizz Bear outsold Animal Collective in week 1. I wonder if there is some sort of metric to calculate album sales + leaked album downloads to see who is the #1 Alt Artist, instead of going by Grizz Bear’s “#8 on billboard.” Apparently they sold 33,000 records. Feel like there are at least 33,000 altbros who googled ‘Grizzly Bear album leak.” We need to adjust our album sales evaluation scale. Wonder if AnCo would have more ‘reach’ if u took into account illegal DLs. Wonder if Kings of Leon is the next Coldplay.

Music Video: Super Viral Brothers – Hot Chocolate + Polar Bear Rug

Analysis: I have never heard of this group and might never hear of them again, but their name is ’sillie.’ I think this video is supposed to ’shock me’ since there are a bunch of bros rolling around in blood in some small room. The singer is black, and may or may not be CeeLo. Feel ‘disturbed’ by this video in a predictable way, but it also might give my dark side a ‘hard on.’

Music Video: Wale ft. Lady Gaga – Chillin

Analysis: I think that Wale released some gimmick rapper who is meant to appeal to white people and get coverage on the internet, mainly because ‘mixtape’ meant to appeal to white people since it was about Seinfeld, and also rapped over Justice’s D.A.N.C.E. I didn’t listen to this song, since I know it is a gimmick, but instead looked for Lady Gaga’s presence in the song. I saw her in the background doing ’stupid ass’ poses trying 2 be ‘artistic.’ Sorta wish she was a video girl who was ’shaking her shit.’ Then she sings like Santigold/an indie rastafarian for a little bit, and it’s like ‘damn. guess this is a music meme.’

Music Video: Major Lazer – Hold The Line
Analysis: I am still trying to ‘understand’ what Major Lazer ‘actually is.’ I know that Diplo is ‘behind it’ and I think it is supposed 2 be absurd partie music using African sounds and also sillie sounds. They have created some sort of character who is prominent in this video. I think this video is supposed 2 keep ur attention because it reminds of u when u were young since there are sillie cartoons and action figures. I think people have called Diplo ‘racist’ because of this black goon of a character, and how has ‘exploited’ African/other black ppl culture even though he is white. I am not sure. He might ‘just be trying to have a good time’ but also might be ‘trying to pay his bills’ [via "Paper Planes royalties"]

Have yall seen any good music videos lately?

Music Video: Little Boots – New In Town

Analysis: I think that this video is about a girl from the United Kingdom coming to America, and getting dropped off in ‘a black part of town’, and exploring what ‘black culture is like.’ From this video, we have learned that black people ‘live under underpasses’, ‘like to dance’, and ’seem like thugs but might not always hurt u.’ Not sure about the song. Think Little Boots might emerge into a female artist who I prefer listening to remixes of, as opposed to ‘her actual songs.’ But I think that there is ‘a huge market’ for people who want a product like Little Boots.

Music Video: Kanye West – Amazing

Analysis: I think there is a point where an artist ‘becomes a brand.’ Their music doesn’t have to be ‘good’ or ‘inspiring’ any more, it just has to have enough elements for the common man to recognize the artist when they are scanning channels on the radio. So while this song is ‘boring’, ‘uninspiring’, and the lyrics ’seem like they were a poem written by an inner-city 2nd grader’, it doesn’t really matter because it is the recognizable brand of Kanye West.

“lets go out and film some amazing shit 4 this music video. Let’s get some fucking helicopters and film me standing on cliffs and shit.” – Kanye West in a conceptual brainstorming session about what 2 put in his music video for the song “Amazing”

Music Video: Bat for Lashes – Daniel

Analysis: It is weird when some1 has a ‘really catchy first song’ with ‘a good first music video’ like Bat for Lashes with the song “What’s a Girl To Do.” I’m not sure if her music is ’still appealing’ or even makes sense that the male-dominated music memesphere consumes her/people buy her records. Just seems like a sort of ‘aimless’ sort of gothy soft rock to me. Think she might be more appealing if she ‘wasn’t so weird’ and ‘38% more electro.’

Music Video: M83 – We Own the Sky

Analysis: Just like every other M83 video, this one involves ‘teens who are trying to find themselves’ or something like that. The song is ‘pretty good’, but I am not even sure if this video is ’supposed to be compelling enough to watch.’

Music Video: Moby – Shot in the Back of the Head

Analysis: This video was apparently ‘directed’/'created’ by the famous director David Lynch. Not exactly sure which movies he directed, but I think I read that he was ‘Wes Anderson 1.0.’ Think that this song is a ‘chill’ Moby song. I remember when Moby made that album that was strategically engineered to ‘go mainstream’ since he had a famous person sing on every song. Feel like Moby is an artist who is ‘fighting hard’ to be authentic/make authentic products. Think I would see this video when I was an impressionable teen staying up late watching MTV2, and ‘watch the whole thing’ or something.

Music video: The xx – Crystalized

Analysis: Never heard of this band, but I watched their video, and I think they have a bunch of ‘aesthetics’ that I might be able to ‘like.’ Boy+Girl Duet style. ‘Minimal’ guitar. Drum Pad. ‘Shitty video that I might think is cool.’ Both singers might be meme-able homosexuals/sex icons. Not even really sure what I’m supposed to think.

Music Video: Ed Banger Fight – those french people who got into a fight at Cinespace

Analysis: Some bro filmed a bunch of French ppl yelling at eachother at Cinespace. Not even sure what happened. Guess we’ll never know. Seems important, though. Wish I had something in my life ‘worth fighting 4′

Have yall seen n e good/relevant music videos lately?

I think that nudity represents ‘freeing urself’ and ‘not conforming to society’s expectations’ for ppl to wear clothes. Think that getting naked in Times Square means that ur ‘free spirited’ since it is so consumery there. Sort of wish they had filmed this video some where ‘blasphemous’ kind of like Israel, a mosque, or some sort of Middle Eastern Holy Ground. Feel like that might have ’said more’ about society/liberation/being strong enough to tell ur parents that u don’t believe in their ideals/God.

Also think this video is meant to make the viewer ask ‘who has a hotter bod?’
I feel sort of sad that this video doesn’t showcase the ’shit eating grins’ that most people associate with Matt and Kim.

Just read the wikipedia article of Matt and Kim and found out that they met when they attended Pratt. Hope that I meet some1 2 start a band with while at my liberal arts/Ivy League/design school university. Not sure if I will get a ‘creative job’ in this economie.

Previous Matt and Kim video analysis
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/i-love-music-videos-that-are-supposed-to-look-indie-for-mtvvh1-audiences.html

Carles also attempts to ‘find the meaning’ behind the music videos.

Music Video: Dead Man’s Bones – Name in Stone

Analysis: I only posted this because it is Ryan Gosling’s band. I think he was in the popular movie ‘The Notebook’ about people who get alzheimer’s or something. I am not sure what he is ‘trying to do’/'trying to sound like.’ Might be trying to be ‘The Killers’ or maybe ‘early Grizzly Bear.’

Think it’s kinda weird when mainstream celebs ‘go indie’ and I can’t evaluate their music fairly without ‘pretending they are a character from one of their movies.’ Think I will call this The Jason Schwartzman Effect. Just think of him as his character from Rushmore whenever I hear Phantom Planet/Coconut Records.

Music Video: Omar K – Rainbow Arabia

Analysis: Have never heard of this band, but I think this is the reason that ‘people should make music videos. Just to like ‘get attention.’ In this video, you’ll see some sort of tribal-where-the-wild-things-are crew invade a super market. Then they get ‘all scary’ and ‘violent’ and ‘zany.’ Think it is supposed to be some sort of statement about hunting and gathering. There is some scary little kid. A lady grows a beard. They kill some people who are shopping. Probs the only video ‘worth watching’ in this post. Not sure if this band/person is a man/woman, but feels like what I expect Bat for Lashes/GangGang Dance to be, even though I have never really listened to them.

Music Video – Department of Eagles – No One Does It Like You

Analysis: Think that this band has ’some of the bros from Grizzly Bear’ in it. Not sure which band I ‘like more.’ I think that every band should actually be a clustered band with 2-3 sub-bands perpetually generating memes. I think this video is about war or something like that. Not really sure, but think it might be ‘visually stunning.’

Music Video: N.A.S.A. “Gifted” (feat. Kanye West, Santogold, & Lykke Li)

Analysis: From what I understand, one of the bros in the band/dj duo N.A.S.A. is brothers with Spike Jonez. Not sure if that ‘gave his band an advantage.’ I think NASA had an album come out, and they just had every1 who is ‘relevant’ contribute on their tracks. Feel like it is probably a good business model, if u have the connections. I will now post the track listing to NASA’s album just because it is kinda funnie how many ‘famous people’ are ‘contributing’ from pretty much every genre from the past 40 years.

1. “Intro”
2. “The People Tree” (feat. David Byrne, Chali 2na, Gift of Gab, & Z-Trip)
3. “Money”(feat. David Byrne, Chuck D, Ras Congo, Seu Jorge, & Z-Trip)
4. “NASA Music” (feat. Method Man, E-40, & DJ Swamp)
5. “Way Down” (feat. RZA, Barbie Hatch, & John Frusciante)
6. “Hip Hop” (feat. KRS-One, Fatlip, & Slim Kid Tre)
7. “Four Rooms, Earth View”
8. “Strange Enough” (feat. Karen O, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, & Fatlip)
9. “Spacious Thoughts” (feat. Tom Waits & Kool Keith)
10. “Gifted” (feat. Kanye West, Santogold, & Lykke Li)
11. “A Volta” (feat. Sizzla, Amanda Blank, & Lovefoxxx)
12. “There’s a Party” (feat. George Clinton & Chali 2na)
13. “Whachadoin?” (feat. Spank Rock, M.I.A., Santogold & Nick Zinner)
14. “O Pato” (feat. Kool Kojak & DJ Bãboa)
15. “Samba Soul” (feat. Del Tha Funkee Homosapien & DJ Qbert)
16. “The Mayor” (feat. The Cool Kids, Ghostface Killah, DJ AM & Scarface)
17. “N.A.S.A. Anthem”

Sort of wish they got ______ to contribute.

Music Video: Phoenix – Lisztomania (Live on Saturday Night Live)

Analysis: ‘Kind of lackluster.’ I am not sure if it is because they are more of a studio band (not a bad thing), or because they are just FRENCH. Think that French people live in a different version of reality. Think that the lead singer ‘has such a consistent voice’ that it makes him seem like he is lip synching. Maybe he is. Kind of weird how their next album is ‘all anticipated’ but think I will probably ‘not see them live’ just in case they ‘ruin their image’ for me.

Have yall seen n e good music videos lately?
Worried that the music video is a dying medium.

PS: Can some1 please design me a ‘logo meme’ for the ‘MEANINGFUL MUSIC VIDEOS’ gimmick? Need more ‘fan art.’

I think these songs are what impressionable tweens from suburbia, mainstream girls trying 2 be alt, and ppl from California listen 2.

Kinda scared of the overgrown entrylevel altbros in these videos. Feel like they will ‘never grow up’ and probably just ‘wear bright hoodies’ 4 the rest of their lives’.

3Oh!3 – Don’t Trust Me

This song is kinda like ‘a pile of poop’ wearing shuttershades.’ Not sure if ppl are supposed to identify with it, ‘enjoy it’, or if it is one of those ‘terrible videos that was made 2 go viral.’ But from what I understand, they are a popular band with tweens. It’s kinda weird how modern pop music has to be delivered [via rapping] because that is what kids think is ‘cool.’

The Secret Handshake – Summer of 98

This song is like a ballad about being a tween in suburbia during the late 90s and falling in love. I think it is a reference to a Ryan Adams/Bryan Adams song “The Summer of 69.” The thick bro in this vid misses the past, and wanted to write some ‘ghey song’ about ‘how bad ass things used to be.’ I think they hired people who do ‘commercials for MTV’ to make this video since all of the aesthetics are s000 played out.

I guess the thing that kinda bothers me about these 2 videos is how these bros are probably somewhere between ages 20-28. Kinda think they need to ‘grow up’ and ’stop writing songs that are about their emotions and trials during their tween years.’ Sometimes I wonder if people ever grow up, or if they are just the same person they were when they were a tween.

srsly don’t even know what 2 say sometimes. Sometimes my posts are ‘trying 2 b funnie’ but I think this 1 is more like ‘wtf, yall?’ and letting the videos ’speak 4 themselves.’ Glad I’m not a tween in 2k9. Hopefully I woulda listened to something authentic.

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Have yall heard any 'ghey ass' music lately?

Previous ‘hella ghey’ music: Brokencyde
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/the-crowning-achievement-of-mexicaltsaltinos.html

Music Video: Futurecop! – Karate Kids

Analysis: The song is repetitive and more tolerable than you would expect for a song ‘that is rlly repetitive.’ The video is an aggregation of meaningful 80s movies that make me wish I was born before 1990 so that I could remember these iconic movies. Kinda sad that movies these days are sooo ghey/predictable/not THAT great. Miss times when movies were ‘larger than life’ and not just a gimmick that ended up costing u $40 per person after snacks + drinks. The video ends with Jon Candy in ‘Uncle Buck.’ laters.

Music Video: Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Zero

Analysis: I never really listened to this song, just kind of skipped around the video for a few seconds. I remember the YYYs came out with that song about some1 ‘not loving u like I love u’ and it was kinda catchy and good enough to be mainstream. But this video kind of seems like they are ‘pretending to be a really popular band’ and also ‘making music that is aggressive enough to feel like you have to take it seriously, yet unidentifiable for both alternative and mainstream consumers.’ Never really got my attention and just felt like generalizing it and ‘hoping that I am right.’ Will they sell albums? Is Karen O authentic, or just a ‘cookie cutter alternative diva’?

Music Video: Calvin Harris – I’m Not Alone

Analysis: I remember when Calvin Harris was just a guy with a bloghouse single about ‘having all of the girls’ or something. I think this song seems like some sort of Euro-techno-bro-house music. While I could be ‘impressed’ with his ‘epic sounds’ and ‘musical progression as an artist’, I will probably not listen to this song again and probably enjoy a remix of the song by an authentic blogcentric remixer more than the original. The video is pretty ‘whatever.’

Music Video: Winter Gloves – Let Me Drive

Analysis: I don’t really ‘like’ this song or video or have ever heard of this band/will ever hear of them again. But it sort of just reminds me of alternative life before the internet really ‘took over’ the indie music landscape. I think a younger, more alternatively naive version of me would have thought that this video was ‘cool’ and that the song had all of the elements of an ‘authentic indie band’ (keyboards, bearded bro with glasses, aggressively earnest lyrics). Miss those days. Maybe we were more drawn to bands like this because there was ‘less crap’ to sift through, so it was less pressure on us and more time to find bands to be ‘tolerable.’ These days, I only want greatness.

Music Video: Bloody Beetroots (Ft Steve Aoki with original vocals) – WARP

Analysis: I think this song is a ‘banger.’ I think the brand of the song is supposed to be HARD. There is an angry AZN man yelling at the camera sometimes. I wonder if this new brand of bangerelectro is like the modern, niche version of ’slipknot’ for kids who aren’t as poor as the kids who got really into hardXcore rock. I sort of wish I lived in the greater Los Angeles area, and had the opportunity to be a slow-motion alt ‘partying to this song’ in the video. Feel like I probably would have twittered about how much fun I was having while I was at the video shoot. Not sure if I would put this song ‘on my iPod’ but might play it if I were a bangerrific DJ. For a more critical, well-informed opinion on this music video, visit Big Stereo, where the blogger uses phrases/sentences including “Slo-mo cookie cutter hipsters” and “Bloody Beetroots come off as a pale reflection of better times spent with Vitalic.” One time I wrote a blog post about Steve Aoki that was ‘epic.’ Maybe I should read it again and react to it with my current state of mind. h8 being ’s0 fickle/flighty.’ just trying 2 stay relevant. but n e ways… I think this video is a ‘mockumentary’ or something.

Music Video: Smashing Pumpkins – Today (Morgan Freeman + VISA remix)

Analysis: Can’t believe the Smashing Pumpkins ’sold out’ and let VISA use their song in their commercial. jk. happy 4 them. Billy Corgan seems like a chill bro who has been through a lot [via 1979 tonight, tonight]. Kinda sad how we’re all getting older and music ‘that was cool during our youth’ is being used to encourage us to buy stuff with money that we don’t have. h8 marketing. sad on the inside. Need to buy a flat screen tv to cheer myself up. Might also buy ‘a wii’ and ’some marijuana/lean.’

Have yall seen n e good music videos lately?
Just trying 2 stay relevant and identify

This has been a music video recap by Carles. Carles is a full time student at a high level digital arts graduate program. He is also a Teaching Assistant for Digital Media 101:Lessons in Photoshop, InDesign, and iMovie.