The whole internet is abuzz over Pussy Riot because they got sent to the slammer for 'protesting' Vladdy Putin. Every1 seemed to fall in love with the hot BB from the band, named Nadezhda Tolokonnikova. But what if I told u that she had a TOTALLY alt past where she had sex in museums while she was pregnant. Not just for pleasure, but to 'send a message to the Russian govt.' What a punk BB! But more importantly, we must ask the hard questions like: "Does she have a bangin bod?" and "Do I think she has a bangin bod even when she's not preggers?"
Apparently this was all part of some sort of Russian group called Voina. They are not a band, but a group of artists, even though Pussy Riot wasn't even a band either until after they got buzz and decided to release their song.
Voina (Russian: Война = War) is a Russian street-art group known for their provocative and politically charged works of performance art. The group has had more than sixty members, including former and current students of the Rodchenko Moscow School of Photography, Moscow State University, and Tartu University. However, the group does not cooperate with state or private institutions, and is not supported by any Russian curators or gallerists.
The activities of Voina have ranged from street protests, symbolic pranks in public places, and performance-art happenings, to vandalism and destruction of public property. More than a dozen criminal cases have been brought against the group.
Hey look, it's Voina with clothes on! They look just like Broken Social Scene or something.
Seems as though this Russian bro is trying to get 'erect.' Maybe he doesn't vibe 2 pregnant fetishes.
I wonder if Voina is 'pissed' that Pussy Riot stole all of their international buzz.
Voina came to widespread public attention with their 2008 work Fuck for the heir Puppy Bear!, staged the day before the election of Russian President Dmitry Medvedev. Five couples had public sex in Moscow's Timiryazev State Museum of Biology, including Pyotr Verzilov and Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, who was nine months pregnant, and gave birth four days later.
Good 2 know a baby popped out of that vag just four days later. Good job by you, Nadezhda Tolokonnikova. I'm sure her pussy was LITERALLY a riot after being ravaged by a peen, then by a baby escaping from her womb.
Does Nadezhda look HOT with a pregnant belly/jogging pants tucked into socks?
'I dont want my peen to touch the baby.'
Here's some other 'Russian Punks' 'protesting' [via 'performance art] [via 'sex']. Reminds me of a vintage episode of REAL SEX on HBO.
I didn't know the Eiffel Tower was in Russia!
Sorta wanna join a swingers club/Russian anti-govt group that only protests by having public sex.
Do u <3 Nadezhda Tolokonnikova?
Does she still have a bangin bod?
Can she still be the #1 diva in indie when she is released in 2 years?
Should she keep clothes on?
Do u object to her areola color?
Are Russian protesters 'getting their message across' or just becoming internet memes?
Do Russian women age well?
Have u ever boned a girl who was preggers?
If there is a boy inside the womb, does the son turn 'gay' if a peen touches him?
R u hornie 4 her?
Pussy Riot is the new meme of the month that ppl think they are 'kewl' and 'cultured' for latching on2. Some Russian punk broads protested Vladdy Putin, now they are being put in the slammer because they don't live in America where we have 'freedom of speech', which basically just enables a bunch of posers in bands to pretend that they are 'saying something' but really just stuck in a vortex of self-promotion that makes everything less real. Now, Pussy Riot is actually 'in jail' for 2 years for hating on Russia. You gotta hand it to Russia for layin down the law, but at the end of the day, maybe they are being 2 harsh on these BBs...
How can u lock up such cute BBs when all they wanna do is be alt? They don't even mean what they are saying... They just never got attention from daddy and they are acting out. The Russian government should know better. It's 'just a phase' that they will grow out of, like when U thought u were 'punk' bc u shopped at Hot Topic. Look! She's already wearing a polo and not a mask!
22 years old and already doing 'hard time'!? I wonder if I could evr introduce her 2 my mom, or if she is the 'post-boyfriend' kind of girl...
I sorta want to setup Pussy-riot-masks.biz in time for the Halloween shopping season...
How Riot Grrl R U?
At least Pussy Riot made sure all of the women in music know that they are posers/lies/shams, and are all ultimately a little bit BestyCoasty-y. It is good for Pussy Riot's legacy to do hard time. Imagine if they were 'set free', some ass holes in Brooklyn gave them a commune, and then they just became meme celebs that were marginalized by the media.
Do they really want international fame an acclaim? It will probs just dilute their message.
Will they tour the world, wearing their masks, selling them to tweens every where?
Will we see tons of tween girls wearing kewl colored masks [via the Urbbie Outties]
Pussy Riot will be 'headlining' major music festivals in 2 years.
U gotta give a shoutout 2 Pussy Riot for being raw ass bitches, not afraid to do hard time in a remote Siberian Prison. In a world where girls have been told that feminism is 'writing about how many cocks u suck' on some dumb tumblr/retardedly whimsical content farm, u gotta hand it to these broads 4 doing the damn thing with everything on the line.
So many softy feminists like Bjork and Peaches and every1 else in America is trying to 'get in on the meme' by promoting blog content that makes it seem like they are s00oo0o in2 the Pussy Riot cause, but they are all just posers who take mad money from Intel/VICE/Creators Project/Mountain Dew/Converse and make it seem like they are 'just playing the game for the sake of art.' This is Bjork trying to act like she's 'punk' when she's actually just a lost Icelandic woman.
I am glad Pussy Riot is GOING TO JAIL, because they are literally 2 HOT 2 EXIST IN SOCIETY. Especially Nadezhda Tolokonnikova. She seems like she could really 'go solo' and become the face of H&M or Zumies or something. Her style reminds me of a Russian Alice Glass.... with the body of Caroline Polachek of Chairlift. The confidence of model Agyness Deyn. However, she doesn't give an eff. The boyish good looks of Julian Casablancas. She's got it all...
I could watch this 'POV voyeur gonzo style' interview all day long, even though I have no idea what the hell they are saying.
I think I'm falling in <3... Do u think they allow conjugal visits in Russia?
We have it so EZ in the Western World... Free speech... Fake buzz economies... No1 does n e thing 4 the love of the game. Maybe I will nvr be able 2 be authentically alt bc my words and actions don't mean anything.
Falling in <3...
With Nadezhda Tolokonnikova....
She has it all
a free mind
a BANGIN BODY
a 'commercial look' which she has rejected
Ur a fashion icon, bb...
Oh Naddy Tolo... #NadezhdaTolokonnikova
Is Nadezhda Tolokonnikova HOTTER than Grimes in 2k12?
R u all abt Nadezhda Tolokonnikova?
Is Pussy Riot 'authentic' 4 going 2 jail?
Is jail for hard asses?
Are Americans all effing pussies?
Did Pussy Riot deserve 2 go 2 jail?
Is the Russian Govt 'a hater'?
Is Pussy Riot 'a hater of a hater'?
Will Nadezhda Tolokonnikova transition her personal brand into a mainstream commodity?
R u sad that Nadezhda Tolokonnikova will be in jail for 2 years?
Do u want to give her a lil bit of political asylum? :-*
Where does Nadezhda Tolokonnikova rank on the indie diva BB power list?