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Bon Iver's Justin Vernon apologizes 2 Carles. Has he won the first battle against the Corrupt Indie Machine? (4 comments) |
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NYTimes calls Lana Del Rey 'a skinnier Adele'. Do they h8 fatties? (5 comments) |
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LANAMANIA hits Los Angeles, frenzied fans begin sobbing in Lana Del Rey's presence (36 comments) |
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Madonna says M.I.A. ruined her show, is 'a stupid teenager' (3 comments) |
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Alexis Krauss shows off her BANGIN BOD in GQ Magazine. She truly is 'Sexi Lexi.' (17 comments) |
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I Am Carles Returns with LIMITED EDISH VALENTINE'S DAY shirt. (11 comments) |
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Bon Iver sounds like dying indie rock on SNL, has mysterious HUGE black teenager in backing band (30 comments) |
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Pitchfork cyberbullies & slutshames Best Coast, calls her an 'inauthentic two-timing sell out panderer' (13 comments) |
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Tyler the Creator spotted bronoodling with 'this nigga' Kanye West. Are Big Thangs Poppin? (10 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey sells MAD albums, is officially RICH, FAMOUS, and SUCCESSFUL (12 comments) |
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GRAPHIC PHOTO: Cults lead singer Brian Oblivion suffers severe 3rd degree burns to face (4 comments) |
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Introducing PRAYER WATCH 2K12 A CandleLight Vigil 4 Carles #pray4carles (24 comments) |
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"BUZZ BANDS" was a category on Jeopardy. Have BUZZ BANDS crossed over 2 the mnstrm? (14 comments) |
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Was M.I.A.'s Super Bowl flip off the first shameless slutwave marketing act in the post-LDR era? (27 comments) |
So let go, let go
Jump in
Oh well, whatcha waiting for?
It's alright
Cause there's beauty in the breakdownSo let go, let go
Just get in
Oh, it's so amazing here
It's alright
Cause there's beauty in the breakdown
-Frou Frou ft. Zach Braff and the Natalie Portmans singing about letting go of society's norms + pressures+ generating a new concept of 'love'
I am still monitoring my theory that acapella will replace conceptcore music in 2k10. Just want to make sure I stay relevant. What do yall think?
Will yall 'let go' in 2k10? Do yall miss 2k0-2k4 and wish we could go back 2 the days when we didn't really know how 2 use the internet to attempt 2 cultivate a meaningful life?
Yall.
Kinda tired of 'alt shit.' I need 2 ask questions that appeal 2 more people.
Who do yall think will be 'big in 2k9'? Kinda like a girl that 'every1 wants 2 tug 2.' Yall know what I mean.
I have a feeling that Natalie Portman might 'get famous' in 2k9. She was in popular movies like the Garden States, and I think she played Keanu Reeves' lovemate in The Matrix.
Another up and coming singer is the Katy Perrys. This is a picture of her before she 'rebranded' into a semi-attainable moderately alt broad with 'breasts that u can make love to.' This makes her attractive to men without isolating her from female markets.
I have also heard of this new mainstream band called Lady Gaga. She seems like she is taking 'electro' to the mainstream. She seems really unique, fashionable, and talented. Think she really 'gets' what life/dance music is all about.
I am not sure if I like her zany personal brand, or if she should have stuck with her 'Sexie New Jerseyian' brand.
Another person who I think will be big in 2k9 is The Jessica Simpsons. She used to be a reality star, but now she is starting to sing country music. She has a beautiful voice and is very talented. She invented 'mom jeans' in the early 00s.
Another band 2 watch is The Girl Talks. Now that they have officially 'become popular' and 'mainstream', we have 2 see if they are going to slip down in2 a spiral of ___________. R yall worried? What happens to ex-authentic alts when they become commoditized + mainstream?
Another band 2 watch is The Ches. They are a communist anti-establishment rock group. They sing about ideas like 'communism' and 'fascism' and 'hipsterism' and 'war' and 'death' and other stuff that sounds like Linkin Park.
N e ways... just wanted 2 let yall know what's going on in 'mainstream world' since sometimes we forget that there's all of these other people out there who like stuff that's less interesting than 'us.'
h8 mainstreamers, but u kinda have 2 follow it a little bit so that you make sure that you're still alt, and not 'becoming one of them.'
Who do yall think will be big/go mainstream in 2k9? What do yall know about these bands/acts/people that I don't know about? Need yalls help so that I can keep my blog 'modern.'
Remember when people were baffled by Natalie Portman and Devendra Barnhart being in a public relaish?
Do you think Natalie Porty makes Devendry re-enact scenes from Garden State/V For Vendetta/Star Wars?
I wonder how to classify Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsome.
Andy Samberg is generally a 'mainstream bro' who 'should have been alt' but 'looked too much like a bro' but still 'had zany ideas', so he built his own deceptive personal brand where every one thinks it is okay to think he is rlly funny since he knows how to use Adobe video editing software.
Now he is just a 'bro' who is 'too attached to his hair to ever cut it.'
While people sometimes try to spin that the new SNL is 'fresh' because of digital shorts that end up GOING VIRAL, I think we should all be concerned if there is an Andy Samberg era where every thing gets 'way too bro.' I think it sort of a visual/comedy version of the 'looks kute and sounds okay' theory.
I wonder what it's like to date Joanna Newsome since she has the singing voice of a spooky old woman from the year 1850.
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Plus her fragile & calloused fingers probably can't tug u off on a regular basis. :-(
NEVER date a freak folker. I learned the hard way. :-(
Will SNL ever recapture the glory days?
Is it cool to admit that you watch SNL in the _______ era?
Who is ur fave cast member of all time?
Jay Mohr? Jim Bruer? Tim Meadows? Mike Myers? David Spade before he gained 50 lbs?
Is it cool to watch SNL clips on HULU, but not 'stay in' on Saturday to actually watch it?
Joanna Newsom is some indie songstress who plays the harp and writes weirdo songs that some ppl say are 'amazing.'
Pitchfork and Perez Hilton have been writing all of this crap about Natalie Portman.
She has great taste in music. She is a humanitarian. She went to college. She made a playlist for Entertainment Weekly that showcases her love for freak folk. She is the real-life version of her characters in "V for Vendetta" and "Garden State" combined. She wears wrist bands for causes. She goes to conferences where important people are talking.
From Pitchfork:
Portman also revealed herself as something of a freak folkie to EW.com, saying "I love this whole movement now with Antony and Devendra and CocoRosie and Sufjan Stevens," though she also claimed, "Stevie Wonder is probably my No. 1 [favorite artist]. And Radiohead, the White Stripes-- they're modern-day classics."
She also downplayed her role in launching the Shins into the stratosphere, telling EW.com, "The Shins are the ones who created their own success. No one is gonna think a sound is great just because I say so. They hear the songs, and that's what decides it for them."
Don't you secretly hate the person in your group of friends who acts 'globally aware' and says stuff like that?
We think she should focus on being a more realistic role model. Like some one for those kids who aren't going to go to college, and get an Associate's Degree in fashion/design/hair styling/ auto repair, etc. She could probably really cross over if she made a film about a girl who is myspace all day, goes out to the movies with her friends to see the new Wes Anderson film, has a Sidekick, and takes a lot of pictures of herself throughout the whole day.
I think it's time we stop holding it against teens for glorifying the Paris Hilton/Lindsey Lohan type of lifestyle that they'll never achieve. Instead, we should work to create a less lethal, more accessible version of that lifestyle for the masses.
[MP3]
The Shins Caring is Creepy
The Lana Del Rey scandal is a meme that has been swept under the rug for months by the indie blog and corporate insiders who are trying to manufacture her into 'the next big thing.' After yesterday's 'shocking expose' on her origins [LINK], it seems like the authentic indiesphere is rallying against her. Even DFA Records, which was started by legendary alt frontman/producer/icon James Murphy and authentic producer Tim Goldsworthy has gone out of their way to 'talk mad shit' abt Lana Del Rey and all of the 'mindless' indie blogs and mp3 listeners that are hypeballing her.
In a tweet, the brand says.
Please tell me lana del rey is really a new natalie portman video directed by Lonely Island? #baffled
Do u agree with their 'pan'?
Do her videos seem like some sort of sillie joke created by Andy Samberg and the Lonely Island bros?
Are they 'dead on' with their analysis of what a lofi joke of a video she made?
Is this easily the Lonely Island's 'worst track'?
If u trust DFA as an authentic source of 'what u should be listening 2', then it makes sense to take their word on what u SHOULDN'T be listening 2...
Will more indie celebs, brands, and diy record labels 'speak out against' the manufacturing of Lana Del Rey?
Who will be the next alt celeb 2 'pan' Lana Del Rey?
Is her buzz dying or getting stronger?
Are ppl being 'too mean' 2 this lil gurl who 'just wants 2 sing her heart out 4 us'?
Does Lana Del Rey 'still look hot' so none of this matters?
Is Lana Del Rey just 4 overgrounders who 'dont know any better'?
Do u ever miss the simple days of Lizzy Grant?
Is Lana 'tearing us apart'?
Should more ppl talk more shit abt buzzbands on twitter?
R u on #TeamLana or r u a #LanaH8r?
Lana Del Rey is a hot female indie singer. She is 'mad controversial.'
Jimmy Fallon really tried to make it seem like "I PERSONALLY LOVE THIS INDIE ARTIST."
Anyways, she looks like she was trying to 'look like Natalie Portman' on stage.
I guess now that Natalie Portman is an Oscar winner, her 'look' is in, or maybe Lykke Li was trying to confuse American audiences into thinking she actually was Natalie Portman.
In other Lyyke Li news, she got an 8.3 with a Best New Music from Pitchfork. I will probably never listen to this album, but I will continue to watch her videos and hope that she shows off as much skin as possible.
Do yall <3 Lykke Li?
Is she 'mad relevant'?
Was she great on Fallon?
Does she deserve 8.3?
Do yall listen to her, or did she 'peak' on that cover of that Kings of Leon song?
Can Lykke Li go mainstream in America?
Lykke Li is a Scandinavian crazy lady who sings in a lil keut baby voice.
Jimmy Fallon hosts his own late night talk show and competes with Conan O'Brien 2 try 2 book the most indie buzzband guests.
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It seems as though the genre movement of indie film has finally arrived now that Natalie Portman took home the Oscar for 'Best Actress in a Leading Role' for her portrayal as a free spirit in the hit film 'Garden State.' Even though the film was released in 2004, the Academy decided to honor Portman for her work as an indie actress, outlasting the career of Kirsten Dunst.
U gotta give NatPort mad props 4 her role in 'Black Swan' because all 'serious actresses' do a ballet movie just so they can lose a bunch of weight, but now Natalie Portman has a bby inside of her, so u can be all relieve that she doesn't have an eating disorder and she just did it '4 the arts.' Plus she did a softcore lesbian scene in a 'thoughtful' way, so that probably won over the 'bro vote.'
Here is her acceptance speech where she cries and thanks Zach Braff for jumpstarting her career.
Did Natalie Portman 'crush it' in 'Garden State'?
One day, will we look back and be able to say that the worst film that Natalie Portman appeared in was 'Garden State'?
Is this bigger than the Arcade Fire winning 'Album of the Year' or are both just mainstream products marketed as alt/indie?
Is Natalie Portman putting her unborn baby thru 2 much stress by releasing so many movies and winning so many awards?
Do u think Zach Braff is pissed that he didn't win a 'Best Actor', 'Best Director', and 'Best Screenplay' and ' Best Soundtrack' Oscar 4 Garden State?
Natalie Portman is a mainstream actress who tries 2 maintain indie authenticity by starring in indie films.
I just saw this picture of indie actress Natalie Portman 'walking her dog' thru an airport... It doesn't really seem very 'indie' of her, but I guess she is pregnant, and 'having a dog' is good practice 4 taking care of a baby.
Maybe it's just time 2 admit that Natalie Portman is a mainstream actress once and for all, and let go of my vision of her as a 'free spirited female broad' like she was in the Garden State. Maybe she was just acting... Maybe she's not really in2 the Shins...
Is it unchill of Natalie Portman 2 have a mini pet dog?
R u jealous of her husband Benjamin Millepied?
R u jealous of her dog?
Do u think she is just trying to create a 'Snacks the Cat' type of mascot for herself?
Will Natalie Portman's indie career suffer now that she has a child marinating in her womb?
Natalie Portman is a mainstream actress who tries 2 maintain indie authenticity by starring in indie films.
Benjamin Millepied is a French choreographer and a principal dancer at the New York City Ballet. He is engaged to Natalie Portman.
I just saw this new movie trailer for a film called "Hesher." It seems to star indie actress Natalie Portman, the guy who plays Dwight Schrute in The Office (named Rainn Wilson in real life), and Jason Gordon Levitt, the lamestreamer from the hit indie film "500 Days of Summer."
Overall, the movie seems horrible. I thought Natalie Portman had moved on beyond these types of roles in identity-less indie films. Oh well, at least she wore some really sweet child predator glasses 2 'really get in2' her character.
Can't believe Rainn Wilson was allowed 2 be in another film. I think he has over 1 million twitter followers, but not really sure if any1 cares abt him as an artist/actor.
He tries 2 act all serious [via growing a beard and acting despondent], but of course, it looks like a big joke, and u just wait for Steve Carrell 2 tell him 2 'get back 2 work.'
I remember his last film was one of the biggest flops in the history of movies.
Here is a picture of Jason Gordon Levitt, who played Zooey Deschanel's indie lil bitch in 500 Days of Summer. He plays trailer trash in this movie, and probably thinks he will get nominated 4 an Academy Award.
I feel rlly bad 4 every1 involved in creating 'Hesher.' Maybe it would have 'worked' 10-20 years ago if it had an indie soundtrack filled with tons of indie artists, but now just looks like a big pile of indie cheese.
Does this movie 'look horrible'?
Do u h8 indie quirky dramedies 'abt lower middle class life'?
Will Jason Gordon Levitt ever 'make it' as an indie actor, or will he always just be a teen actor?
Do u think Natalie Portman's career has 'regressed' by taking this role?
Can Rainn Wilson pull of a 'serious role' 2 get his post-Office career going, or will his career basically 'go in the tank' when the Office is cancelled?
Do u <3 indie films that are 'trying rlly hard' 2 look indie'?
Natalie Portman is a mainstream actress who tries 2 maintain indie authenticity by starring in indie films.
Natalie Portman is always doing her best to prove that she is an indie actress. It seems like the took out an ad during the Super Bowl to promote her new indie film "Thor." I don't read comic books, but if I had 2 guess, this is clearly a new indie super hero movie, trying to be quirky, kinda like Scott Pilgrim Vs the World starring Michael Cera. It seems like she reunited with former Garden State cast-mate Zach Braff to really make sure that this movie is 'hella indie.'
Zach Braff's career has clearly 'gone down the shitter', so he has to be thankful to have been cast as THOR in this new movie. R u rooting for Zacky? Did he get plastic surgery?
Is Natalie Portman an indie actress, or is she 'hella mainstream'?
Did she just do this Super Hero movie 2 cash in 4 her baby?
Can Zach Braff thrive as a lead actor?
Does Zach Braff look hella swole in this movie?
Remember that time Natalie Portman was like "Listen to this mp3. It's the Shins." Do u think they're gonna do that again in this movie, except with Peter Bjorn & John or something?
R u listening 2 the Shins rite now?
When Z Braff cast Nat Portman in his movie, do u think he thought they were gonna be 2gether forever irl?
#LEAVE BRAFFY ALONE
Natalie Portman is a mainstream actress who tries 2 maintain indie authenticity by starring in indie films.
Zach Braff is the writer and director of the hit indie film/poop sandwich known as Garden State.
Natalie Portman is an indie female star who is pregnant and is trying 2 get indie cred by starring in tons of indie films. For some reason, she tried 2 get even more indie by starring in an indie romantic comedy with indie star Ashton Kutcher. It seems like they have a series of indie diy friends and just do indie stuff, act like 20somethings in coffee shops, and try 2 find meaning in their lives'. They just hang out with friends, and try to find love in all of the wrong places, trying 2 grow as humans, and grow 2gether with another human, but there are tons of comical follies along the way.
Do u think Natalie Portman might get a 'best actress nomination' 4 this hit indie film?
Do u think this will be more successful than he portrayal of 'A Black Swan'?
Do u think that Ashton Kutcher will gain more indie cred in this indie film?
Will 'the ethnic girl' from the Office ever get to 'carry her own film' or is the ceiling of her career being a 'wing woman' in a mainstream romantic comedy?
Can 2 ppl ever just have sex with 'no strings attached'?
Do u have a group of 'girl friendz' / 'boy friendz' who totally remind u of the innercircle of a romantic comedy 'group of friends'?
Did Natalie Portman only make this movie 2 fund her upcoming baby?
Do u think this mainstream romcom will hurt Nat Portman's indie cred?
Will Natalie Portman ever 'top' her performance in 'Garden State II: The Braffy Strikes Back'?
Do u think Ashton Kutcher had more fun banging Natie Portie than he does banging his own 'old ass' wife? [via Demi Moore]
Do u think Ashton Kutcher's 'twitter follower count' can help a movie be successful, or will every movie he is in 'totally suck'?
Are rom coms 'art', or just a 'disgrace' 2 filmmaking?
Natalie Portman is the co-star of "Garden State: The Zack Braff Story", and the star of the hit lesbian-wave film "The Black Swans: I'm Goin Crazie BC I'm skinny and need 2 eat some food instead of dancing, yall." It seems like she was nominated for an award at The Golden Globes, so she had to go, even though she is pregnant, and she is probably all cranky and all like "Yall! My feet hurt! I'm emotional [via hormones]... I'm having cravings! Bring me some pickles, Butterfingers, and Chili's SXSWestern eggrolls."
Anyways, she had to go bc the Golden Globes are like a 'prelim' 4 the Oscars, and she wore some huge ass curtain/drape 2 'hide' her bump.
I am not sure if she strategically wore a dress 2 'hide' her figure, or if she was trying to show off that she had 2x the beautifulness in her body [via baby on board].
Could she have done more 2 show off her 'baby bump'? Do u think 'maternity gear' is 'uggo' or 'truly progressive fashion'?
Will she do the cliched 'naked pregnant tummie photos' for some sort of high end fashion magazine?
Does Natalie Portman 'look good'?
Is Nat Ports 'alt'?
Was Natalie Portman's Black Swan performance 'mad overrated'?
Do u think Nat Port will be a milf, or will u kinda get turned off?
Do u think Hollywood moms only have babies just 2 save their careers?
Natalie Portman is a mainstream actress who tries 2 maintain indie authenticity by starring in indie films.
Natalie Portman is a mainstream indie actress who wants mainstream fame, but still wants to maintain some sort of high end indie credibility. Anyways, in order to keep herself in the spotlight after fingering herself + getting eaten out in the Black Swan + getting pregnant, Natalie Portman posed in some perfume ad for "Miss Dior." I am not sure what is the difference between cologne/perfume, but from what I understand, it is just something to sell to hornie teens as some sort of 'mating scent' [via animals]. Trying 2 hide ur natural stank so that u get ppl hornie.
Did this ad for Natalie Portman 'get u hornie'? Does it make u want 2 buy some perfume?
Do u think she has a sexie lil body?
Should Natalie Portman stay at her Black Swan weight, or 'beef up' and 'fill out' her breasts?
Do u think she shoulda 'shown off more tittie'?
Do u wanna buy this perfume so u can smell better?
Do u want to rub Nat Port's sweet stank all ovr u?
Do yall ever just bathe in Axe body spray [via a gross tween bath]?
Will Natalie Portman ever 'man up' and do full frontal nudity?
Is Natalie Portman 'past her prime'?
Is she a 'great actress' or does she just embody maltstream approachability?
Natalie Portman is a mainstream actress who tries 2 maintain indie authenticity by starring in indie films.
Natalie Portman went is the 2k0s indie starlet who is trying to 'evolve' her career or something. She went to some movie premiere for her new film BLACK SWAN [link] which is supposed to be brilliant or something.
It is some movie about 'crazy ballet bitches' so both actresses in it lost a bunch of weight, but it seems like Natalie Portman is 'back to her curvy self' now that filming is over.
not sure why Nat Portman brought a copy of "Lolita." Maybe she thought the movie is rlly boring, or maybe she is trying to re-brand herself as a 'young, barely legal piece of a$$' that every1 wants
Kinda scared of Nat Portman. Not sure if he career is a 'success' or a 'flop.' Wonder if her career would be better if she had married Ben Affleck or something.
The broad from That 70s Show is also in the film, so that must mean they are trying to get Ashton Kutcher to tweet abt the movie on twitter or something.
Does BLACK SWAN look 'brilliant', 'complex', and 'dark'?
Do u h8 movies abt how 'ballet makes crazy gurlz go insane'?
Are women who do ballet naturally 'crazy' [via eating disorders]?
What is Natalie Portman's career outlook in the 2k10s?
Will she evolve into Meryl Streep, or become the next Tara Reid?
Do u think she is 'pissed' that Zooey Deschanel stole some of her market share and feels pressure 2 start a buzzband?
Zooey Deschanel is an indie film actress and musician singer lady from the hit band "Him and She." Natalie Portman is the 'poster-child' of the 2k0s indie film movement, but she was also in mainstream stuff like Star Wars and maybe the Matrix, I think. Anyways, it seems like they 'teamed up' to be in one of those 'high budget comedies.' I think most blogs will 'scoop' this movie as starring Danny McBride (Eastbound and Down) and James Franco (he's s00 funnie and post-modern and dreamy), but I don't rlly care abt them.
Really focused on Zooey D + Nat Ports. Don't really care if this movie is 'funnie' or if it 'recaptures the romantically zany spirit of the Princess Bride.' Just want to know if Zooey Deschanel or Natalie Portman 'get naked' in this film.
Wondering where Zooey got those 'huge tits.' I have analyzed her build before, and she is rlly skinny [via crazy coke eyes]. Wonder if the got implants for this role, or if there is some sort of Hollywood wonder bra technology that she is utilizing. Wonder if Ben Gibbard will be like 'keep them big' or if he likes her bite sized breasts.
Also saw that Natalie Portman strips half naked into some sort of thong.
Hopefully she does a lil bit of 'full frontal' for this role.
I remember Natalie Portman got naked in that one Wes Anderson short film. Really coulda gone for a 'fuck scene' in Garden State, except Zach Braff wouldn't really be believable as a dude who is 'pounding' a piece of a$$ cuz he was so emo.
Also one time Zooey Deschanel released a 'sex tape' but no1 knows if it was rlly her [link]
R u 'excited' abt this movie?
Does this movie look 'really hilarious'?
Should u have a 'movie night' with ur bros 2 'smoke dank' and watch this comedy?
Will Zooey Deschanel thrive in this role, or should she have dyed her hair blonde?
Maybe they should have acquired a 'real blonde'?
Will Zooey Deschanel 'dump' Ben Gibbard 2 help her career by dating James Franco bc he is famous-er than Ben Gibby?
Do u think Nat Port + Zooey D would be the ultimate indie female sandwich, or would u go with
a) Regine + Alice Glass
b) Alice Glass + Best Coast
c) the drummer from Best Coast + Bethany
d) the entire band SALEM
e) Regine + miscellaneous Arcade Fire member
f) Katy Perry and Lady Gaga
g) Choose ur own combo
Natalie Portman was the 'stereotypical indie movie sweetheart' in the 2k0s, starring in hit films like Garden State, Star Wars, The Darjeeling Limited, and V for Vendetta. She seemed to have a brand that made her a 'free-spirited, meaningful broad' who tons of alts wanted to get in2 a relationship with. However, like most actresses, her stock began to plummet when she reached 'the wrong side of 25', and her career is in desperate need of a 'jump start'/rebranding.
N e ways, this is the trailer for her new movie where she plays a ballet dancer. Think it is supposed to be 'edgy' because it was directed by Darren Aronofsky, the same bro who directed Requiem for a Dream [via Jared Leto]. He also made 'The Wrestler', but I don't think that was even very good, just got excessive Mickey Rourke 'comeback' hype. Feel like maybe Natalie Portman should have asked him to remake Requiem so she coulda done mad drugs with Jared Leto.
A psychological thriller set in the world of New York City ballet, BLACK SWAN stars Natalie Portman as Nina, a featured dancer who finds herself locked in a web of competitive intrigue with a new rival at the company (Mila Kunis). A Fox Searchlight Pictures release by visionary director Darren Aronofsky (THE WRESTLER), BLACK SWAN takes a thrilling and at times terrifying journey through the psyche of a young ballerina whose starring role as the duplicitous swan queen turns out to be a part for which she becomes frighteningly perfect.
Not sure why she took on this role. Feel like actresses do movies about 'dancers' so they have an excuse to get 'frighteningly skinny', but they get to make it look like they are just 'dedicated to their craft.' Wish this movie was about something more interesting than ballet. Wish it was about a buzzband or something.
Will Nat Porty have a successful decade, or is she gonna fade into irrelevance?
Not sure why they got the girl from That 70s Show to be in a 'serious' movie.
Will this movie be a 'box office hit' or should they just do 'limited release' so it doesn't flop?
Will this movie 'sweep' the Oscars, or will Portman's brand ruin the film?
Have yall ever done ballet? Does it make u see monsters/turn u into a monster?
Or is it just a way for girls to torture themselves while losing weight?
Do u think Natalie Portman has still 'got it'?
Will she be able 2 'age' gracefully?
Will her career evolve, or is her indie value overrated, and the prime of her career was probably when she was between the ages of 8 to 15?
Is it more difficult for women to 'make it' + 'be taken seriously' in Hollywood because they are ultimately rated on how 'hot'/'attractive' they are?
Will Natalie Portman's GardenState-era make it impossible to ever take her seriously as an actress?
In the 2k0s, were yall on #TeamPortman or #TeamDunst? (since they are the brunette/blonde version of 1 another)
'bring it on, yall' [via edgy dance movies]
