HIPSTER RUNOFF

In 2009, I will break more news stories and turn into an investigative reporting blog. I recently uncovered an exclusive story within the memesphere. I was searching through old video archives to see how pre-internet pop culture influenced today's artists and their aesthetic gimmicks.

I was watching this clip of Full House where Stephanie Tanner starts a band with Kimmy Gibbler and they play an Ace of Base Cover [via "I Saw the Sign"].

and I noticed something kinda weird about the name of their band...

THE GIRL TALKS--just like Greg Gillis.
This is the kind of reporting that Pitchfork, the Stereogums, and the Daily Swarm need 2 b doing yall. I am just a meme blog. I'm not ready 2 accidentally find out that I've been lied 2 my whole alternative life.

If I had know that the Girl Talks had stolen their name from Girl Talk, a tween Ace of Base coverband, would I still be a 'fan'? I don't know the answer 2 that question.

Just h8 being lied 2. Will probz stop blggng abt the Girl Talks now. Feel like my parents told me I was adopted or something.

// h8 u
[miss u]

John Stamos is like Madonna. He has found a way to reinvent himself and stay cool all these years.

R u going 2 burn ur copy of 'Feed the Animals'?

[Photo by EZ FASHION]

If u r an AZN reader of HRO, or live in a community that is filled with AZNs, can u plz let me know if AZN hair is changing colours? I've been monitoring the global AZN economy, and most of their heads are turning platinum. Few in more developed stages have hair that looks like it was dyed with various colours of Kool Aid. Non-black hair is usually reserved for AZNs with strong personal brands--most of them prefer 'unity' and 'oneness with their people.' This new epidemic of multicoloured AZN hair could shatter every societal norm that AZNs build their personal brands around.

Is this the new Bird Flu, yall? Is this gonna be serious? Or will it just make AZNs kuter?
Should I buy bottled water and/or flashlights with batteries + cans of pork N beans?

...developing...

Great news, yall!
Uffie is having a baby! Not sure who the dad is, but maybe it's FEADZ, ANDRE, or the Ed Banger Record Label. Who ever it is would have 2 b krazie not 2 want to spend the rest of their life with her. Ryte?

[Photo by IcantTeachUHOw2Doit]
Is she ready 2 'become a mom'?
Will Ed Banger Records give her 'maternity leave'?
Will Justice take her vocals off their hit song "The Party"?
Will she bring her baby to parties?
Will she crave sillie snacks like Butterfingers, CrunchNMunch, goldfish crackers, and Skinny Cow Ice Cream desserts?

What do u think she should name the kid?
a) LilBangy
b) Uff Jr.
c) AltAccident
d) Steve Aoki
e) something that rhymes with Joustice
f) Johnathan Brandis Uffie, Jr.
g) license the baby's name out to Scion/Sparks/Nike/other altCompanies
h) Uffington Chaz Spencer Prince William IV
i) Andre Edward Banger Feadz III
j) Alice Agyness Lovefoxxx Feist
k) Choose.Your.Own.Name

I think I'm about to go to American Appy to buy some babie or dog clothes for the kid. Which 1 of these would fit an altInfant better?
or

BREAKING NEWS....

[via Pedestrian.tv]

I was looking forward to hear Uffie's new album that's less about partying & being ready to Uff, and more about 'parenting tips', feeding kids organic smart snacks, and when is the right time to stop breastfeeding. :-(
I feel like as alts grow up into coolParents, we're gonna need some more alt Celebs who have kidz to be positive role models.

:-( Life is beautiful. It's always sad 2 find out that the media lied about some1 being preggers. I miss babies that were never even conceived more than babies that were 'eliminated after conception.'

:-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-(

BUT SRSLY...have u ever dated some1 who 'changed' a lot after u? Whether it's 'going mainstream', 'becoming a slut', or just a general overhaul of their personal brand...does it hurt when they change from the person u used 2 know?

Uffie

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

Uffie is a French bloghouse rapper who is known for hanging out with her titties out.

Lists: it girls, slutwave, QTs, indie songstresses

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Hey yall. Posting MP3s and party pix and street fashion blogs is kute, but it doesn't appeal to mainstreamers enough. Should I spend more time 'reporting news' and other interesting stuff?

I guess I'll practice reporting news in a 'blogger style.'
Being a blogger is pretty fun bc I get to read a news story, and then re-blurb about what I interpreted from it, and ask a few relevant questions about how the story relates to society/past history.

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OMFG. DID YALL FCKING HEAR?

Kanye West got the death penalty 2day! He's gonna be executed [LIVE] at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards! Apparently he slit the throat of some man who was trying to take a picture of him for a street fashion blog!

FCKNG SUX FOR THAT BLOGGER! /// Wonder if he took a pic of his organs falling out :-P I heard his last werds were 'I can haz breath (cheeseburgy lolcat)?'
Wonder if Kanye will go to heaven or hell/where his mom is residing! (miss her like whoa!)

[original story by GoogleNews]

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Should I become a 'news source'?