HIPSTER RUNOFF

Frankie Jonas! Ur way smaller than ur brothers... but at the same time, ur a HOTTIE MC HOT HOT!

U look good, BB!

I'm DEFANATELY remembering when u turn 18, because ur the kind of man I want to bring home to momma. Well, if me and mom were on better terms, that is. We are VERY estranged because of a dispute over some money that i loaned to her when I was 13 years old. Yes, it was only $20, but that was still a lot of money. I am not gonna tell u what she used the money for because it will lead me to open up about some dark stories, but let's just say some one smoked a little bit too much Wacky Tobacky....

Frankie Jonas is HOT in his penguin shirt. When my exBF dumped me, I was wearing a black t-shirt and had spilled vanilla ice cream all over my belly and he told me I looked like a penguin.

I am DEFANATELY gonna be following Frankie's career. him and Noah Cyrus are the BBs of the future! yay! Unfortunately, I am middle aged and my physical prime is well behind me, making it difficult to lose weight.

Joe, Nick, and Kevin Jonas WHO? #TeamFrankie!
The Bonus Jonas!

R u effing kidding me? R u EFFING KIDDING ME? I'm sitting here at my deskjob, and this EFFING BITCH gets to meet Nick Jonas?

This is DEFINATELY going to ruin my early morning choco pudding snack break, even if I mix in lil Oreo crumbles.

Nick is a HOTTIE WITH THE BODY and I would DEFANATELY pudding my pants if I met him in person... By the end of my previous relationship, TRUST ME, there was DEFANATELY no pudding in my pants, and the only pudding that was happening were the $20 handjobs that my exBF paid for in the champagne room. That a-hole never even bought me a bottle of Lite Cranberry juice, much less champagne! a-hole!

Yay 4 Nick! Boo for this EFFING BITCH with her smug smile.

Joe Jonas who? #TeamNick I hope to meet u soon, bb!

U lucky SOB
U got to meet NICK EFFING JONAS?

Joe who? Kevin who? My ex used to wear blazers all of the time. Well, he worked as a manager of the Olive Garden, so I could have fettucheenny alfredo anytime I wanted it. But at the same time, I gained a lot of weight, and he got mad at me for abusing the free salad and breadsticks for 10 hours straight one time. The restaurant ran out of breadsticks and ice berg lettuce. Needless to say, our relationship was never the same. I can't go back to that Olive Garden location and have to drive 30 minutes when i am having cravings.

nick is a HOTTIE with a BODY
Joe who? #teamnick

OMFG... pardon the curse, but the JONAS BROTHERS are SHIRTLESS and HOTTER THAN EVER.

I have been fans of them since their bodies were slender and scrawny, but I KNEW they would grow into hot buff hunks. They really make my panties creamy.... #truestories

I actually had a boyfriend who looked a lot like Joe Jonas, but he was not famous, nor did he have a good, stable job. It makes me a bit sad when I see Joe because he brings back many dark memories, but at the same time, we did share positive experiences who make me who I am today. But whatever u do, don't ask me about the incident at TGIFridays.... #tater_skins

These HUNKS look good, and I need 2 GET IT TOGETHER if I want to run into them at the beach any time soon... #hitting the gym

I am JEALJEALJEAL of this fan for getting to meet Nick Jonas...

Even though they were separated by a chain-link fence, there is still something IMMENSELY ROMANTIC abt this picture.

It reminds me of my exBF who served time in jail, but I would still visit him. One time he had me bake him a cake and put a knife in it so that he could try to escape, but the guards found the knife and I got in trouble. It was sad to see him in so much pain inside of the prison, but then when he got out, he stole all of the money in my savings account that I was saving for Beauty School, and left the country. #asshole

Nick Jonas LOOKS GOOD, 4 sure <3 <3 <3

U look good, bb! Diabetes who? #TeamNick
Ur WAY hotter than Joe and Kevin ;-)

OMG

#EffingJeal

I wish I could be this close to Nick Jonas, but I am stuck doing laundry on a Sunday. I just had my period so I had to put extra detergent on my panties #TooMuchInfo

Anyways, I'll be doing laundry and dreaming of a live where I could MEET and GREET celebrities.

Nick, u r handsome and u look good, bb! U look so healthy even though u have diabetes :-( I am worried that I will have that next time I go to the doctor

Yall! Justin Bieber has the best hair... but I love the curly hair of the Jonas Brothers...
Sometimes I dream about what my kids would look like if I were impregnated by some1 famous, but this new photoshop shows what Justin Bieber would look like with Nick Jonas hair!

U gotta give Justin props bc he looks good no matter what.

I once took a photoshop class at the community college in town, and I did alright. I think I could make this if I tried, but my laptop is really old and slow so I haven't even bothered trying to make anything recently. Ugh... I really need a new creative project soon to let out some stress.

<3 Nick Jonas hair
<3 Biebs with or without hair
I wish I could be 17 again so maybe I had a chance with them :-( They are honestly really handsome, healthy guys and probably would treat me better than my ex bfs.

#hair #tweenheartthrobs

Is that Tiger Woods? No, it's Nick Jonas rocking a cute red polo...

U gotta give Nick props for staying healthy even though he has diabetes.

#stayactive

I haven't been as good as I should be about using my gym membership, but I really need to lose weight so I can fit into my tankini :-(

Yall look good, BBs!
I hope u shoot under par.

#TeamJonas