HIPSTER RUNOFF

I was looking at pictures of australia on the cobrasnaker, and I think it is safe to conclude that Australia has the highest rate of AltBros Per Capita in the entire solar system.
In the future, I wonder if altBros will stop wearing shirts?

'Girls will be entry level until they have tugged off an altbro who they were gimmicked into thinking had a unique personal brand. They will graduate into being an altBroad who actively disassociates herself with that period of her life and move on to tugging altBggts and mainstreamBros.'
-Carles from the Essay "On Being an Alternative Woman"

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// My first meaningful alternative experience
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My mom was about to pick up me and a couple of my friends at a music festival. I really had to twist her arm to let me go. I wore something conservative, but brought my zany outfit in my bag. No way my dad would let me go out like that. The music festival was the most fun I had my whole life. I love being around people. I love people watching. I love listening to other people's conversations. This is because I have an interesting perspective on the world.
As the night wound down, and we got more buzzed from half-empty cans of Sparks/Coors Light, I looked at all of my friends. They were real. We understand one another. I am proud of my alternative group. We are bigger than just one individual, and bigger than our collective alternative soul. We are relevant. We are young. We are free.
We will live forever.
Part of the us never dies.
I have arrived. I am officially an authentic alt.
My friends are spending the nite. (can't wait 4 college when every nite is a sleep over.)

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XX BONUS GUIDO TECHNO HOUSE CORE FAN XX

"House Music." - This bro
"Carl Cox is a genius." - this bro
"I just picked up the new Paul Van Dyk single." - this bro
"Dance. Hard." -this bro

XX BONUS GEOGRAPHY LESSON XX

A Revised Map of Australia in the post Electro+Alt world.

I just googled "guy from PNAU" to find out the name of the zany guy from PNAU. Of course every1 likes Pnau's hit song featuring Ladyhawke entitled "EMBRACE."

I never knew Nick Littlemore was such an essential creative hub for some of the best blog tunes of 2k8 (a.k.a. mainstream music for Aussies).

Nick Littlemore's projects:
1. Pnau
2. Empire of the Sun
3. Teenager (no yall, not the Teenagers. hehe. I'm a sillie blogger. laters)

EMPIRE OF THE SUN seems like What Music Will Sound Like/Music Videos will look like in 2k12 (in a g00d way). This song may or may not be the song the blogosphere has been waiting for all summer.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmM2RwlxGt0&hl=en&fs=1]
(Nick Littlemore loves to take his shirt off).
The video also features the best face paint mask since the Heartsrevolution broad.

I also dig the song "Alone Again" by TEENAGER. It makes me want to be in an innocent, tug-filled high school relationship again (just went through a bad breakup with my HS significant other of 6 years). This song is like 30 blog years old, though, but moderately uncovered since it was before Ladyhawke and Pnau had built their [HIGHLY BLOGGABLE] brands.

(Nick Littlemore loves to take his shirt off.)

When will Nick Littlemore extend his personal brand? I think he needs to do a few remixes of moderately popular artists under his own name.

If I had a lame music magazine, I would put Nick Littlemore on the cover, and have a sensationalist issue title, such as "The Savior of Blog House" or some other crap that would enrage/intrigue bloggers, and enabling the cover would go 'alt-viral.'

[MP3]
Empire of the Sun Walking on a Dream [HIGHLY RECCD]
Teenager Alone Again [PRETTY EARNEST]

Myspaces
http://www.myspace.com/pnaupnau
http://www.myspace.com/teenagerband
http://www.myspace.com/empireofthesunsound

[Meme hijacks from GVB / Fluxblog / Ohhcrap.net ]

Previous post about the weirdnes of PNAU
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/04/pnau-theyre-pretty-weird.html

XX BONUS TOPLESS LADYHAWKE PIC XX

(Ladyhawke likes to take her shirt off, too?)
[Photo by Cybele Malinowski]