HIPSTER RUNOFF

I didn't read about 'why' Uffie was naked and her boyfriendArtBro was doodling her, but it seemed bloggable. But then I got all sad cuz I don't want my blog to be aligned with n00dz+electro any more. Kinda want to make it more like a 'communal room where bros turn on lava lamps and listen to AnCo/incubus.'

[meme via hypebeast/ID magazine]

I remember back in 2k7/k8, Uffie would always 'show off her nips' and it would be s000 bloggable. Kinda ashamed of who I was back then. I thought it was funnie that I kept blggng about her, even though she has only really made like 2.5 songs. It was a 'funnie joke' since she just kinda parties and pretends 2 be a musician. but now I actually hold my altcelebs and musicians accountable for progressive our art economy.

In 2k9, now that we are closer to bringing authentic art/artists to the mainstream, I will no longer honor memes like this. It's time to 'grow up' and put Ed Banger behind us, yall. U have 2 realize that when u go to a Justice concert, u r perpetuating consumerist bullshit. It's just the next trend that pokemones/mexicAlts are going to worship. (not sure if ppl already stopped following Ed Banger memes+artists in 2k5)

Yall need to worship that it is 'okay to like music' for any reason, but it is also 'okay to resent music that u used 2 allegedly like and shun that era of ur life, completely invalidating who U were during that time.'

We need to grow up.
We need to come up with a global rubric for what constitutes 'art.'
We need international blogging guidelines for 'what memes are bloggable.'
We need viral containment standards.
We need to look in the mirror
and realize that we will not last forever (our lives')
and do more to chill hard
without thinking about
why we like what we like
and follow what we follow.

(do yall know what female artists will be big in 2k9? Maybe that girl who wrote that song about how she's not gonna write u a love song (u say I only hear what I want 2)?)
What should HRO be about in 2k9? what gimmicks can yall see emerging?

Uffie

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

Uffie is a French bloghouse rapper who is known for hanging out with her titties out.

Lists: it girls, slutwave, QTs, indie songstresses

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UFFIE + JUICY NIPS = [MORE BLOGGABLE THAN 95% OF BANGERS FROM THE BANGER ERA]
I hope Uffie continues to wear see-thru tops, just so blggrs can still blog about her. She looks kute, though. I think she bleached her eyebrows.

"With nips that juicy, how can u not blog abt them?"
-The World's Top 10 Music Blogs

Note: There are a dozen more Uffie Nip Pix at this link. Which 1 is gonna be ur desktop background?
http://www.icanteachyouhowtodoit.com/madameparis

xx BONUS 'It Girl' Coverage XX

Agyness Deyn and Uffy, also known as the ideal slices of bread in an ALT BRO sandwich

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[Photos by ICan'tTEachYouHowToDoIt]

Uffie

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

Uffie is a French bloghouse rapper who is known for hanging out with her titties out.

Lists: it girls, slutwave, QTs, indie songstresses

Read more>>>>

Don't u hate/love it when you can't tell if a blouse is see-thru, so you have to tilt your Macbook screen to see if you can get a view of some lovely nips. Then if they have areolas that match the skin, and a non-definitive nipple, you can't really tell if the shirt is see-thru. Tilting your screen is a great way to continue the search for the perfect alternative breasts.

I read a rumor on an internet message board blog that if you put on shutter shades, u can see through the clothes of any1 who is at least 50% alt.

An HRO intern submitted this pic just to point out that I have already blggd abt this hottie.

[by Glam Canny]

I'm not really sure how nipples work, so I'm wondering how this broad stuck a match in her nipple. Not really a post trying 2 b funnie, nor do I think putting sticks in your nipples will be big in 2k6... just kind of wondering how this happens...

Have yall taken a course in Anatomy?

[via TheCobraSnake]