I remember back in 2k7/k8, Uffie would always ‘show off her nips‘ and it would be s000 bloggable. Kinda ashamed of who I was back then. I thought it was funnie that I kept blggng about her, even though she has only really made like 2.5 songs. It was a ‘funnie joke’ since she just kinda parties and pretends 2 be a musician. but now I actually hold my altcelebs and musicians accountable for progressive our art economy.

In 2k9, now that we are closer to bringing authentic art/artists to the mainstream, I will no longer honor memes like this. It’s time to ‘grow up’ and put Ed Banger behind us, yall. U have 2 realize that when u go to a Justice concert, u r perpetuating consumerist bullshit. It’s just the next trend that pokemones/mexicAlts are going to worship. (not sure if ppl already stopped following Ed Banger memes+artists in 2k5)

Yall need to worship that it is ‘okay to like music’ for any reason, but it is also ‘okay to resent music that u used 2 allegedly like and shun that era of ur life, completely invalidating who U were during that time.’

We need to grow up.
We need to come up with a global rubric for what constitutes ‘art.’
We need international blogging guidelines for ‘what memes are bloggable.’
We need viral containment standards.
We need to look in the mirror
and realize that we will not last forever (our lives’)
and do more to chill hard
without thinking about
why we like what we like
and follow what we follow.

(do yall know what female artists will be big in 2k9? Maybe that girl who wrote that song about how she’s not gonna write u a love song (u say I only hear what I want 2)?)
What should HRO be about in 2k9? what gimmicks can yall see emerging?

Google is smart, yall. It knows exactly what kind of nips certain celebs have.

XX BONUS RIHANNA FLYING SAUCER NIPS XX

[via WWTDD]

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO:

• Girl Talk
• The New Young Pony Club
• that 1 party pic guy/girl
• that 1 DJ guy
• that 1 record label that was ‘on fire’ in 2k7
• Bloc Party
• Feist
• Health
• Crystal Castles
• The Knife
• Peter Bjorn and Johnny
• The Whitest Boy Alive (non-Fred Falke remixes)
• Thom Yorke and the Radioheads
• The Rembrandts (I’ll B There 4 u)
• Stars
• The Beatles
• Thieves Like Us
• Thieves Like Us Remix Contests
• The United States Postal Service
• Krazie Ian & the Joy Divisions

Since I have a blog-based mindset on consuming music, I feel like I haven’t heard from these artists in decades.

Question: One blog year equals:
a) 1 day
b) 1 month
c) 3 months
d) 12 hours
e) 1 hour
f) however long the song “D.A.N.C.E.” lasts
g) CYOAnswer

“With nips that juicy, how can u not blog abt them?”
-The World’s Top 10 Music Blogs

Note: There are a dozen more Uffie Nip Pix at this link. Which 1 is gonna be ur desktop background?
http://www.icanteachyouhowtodoit.com/madameparis

xx BONUS ‘It Girl’ Coverage XX

Agyness Deyn and Uffy, also known as the ideal slices of bread in an ALT BRO sandwich

The Era of DJ Mom Jeans is Over. What do you think her DJ Name is?

Dear HRO, Plz Stop Blggng Abt My GF’s Nips. Luv, Mr. Uffie [via Bros In Justice Jackets]

[Photos by ICan'tTEachYouHowToDoIt]

I read a rumor on an internet message board blog that if you put on shutter shades, u can see through the clothes of any1 who is at least 50% alt.

An HRO intern submitted this pic just to point out that I have already blggd abt this hottie.

[by Glam Canny]

In this picture, it-girl Agyness Deyn is posing topless letting sparks (not the drink) fly into her eye. It would be a very uninteresting, uninspired photo without putting type over her chest, and letting a nip peep out from behind some text.

She was apparently the ‘guest editor’ of the May 2008 issue of i-D Magazine. I wonder if she posed topless to sell more copies and get more ‘viral bl0g buzz.’

[Meme originated at Pedestrian Blog]

Have yall taken a course in Anatomy?

[via TheCobraSnake]