HIPSTER RUNOFF

The Museum of Modern Art seems like a progressive place where some of the best art in the world exists /occurs / is stored. However, it also seems like the type of place where you probably see a bunch of stupid art, like people who just want attention, who will show their nude bodies, or possibly be racist + political in an over-the top kid of way. Feel relieved that these two people just decided 2 get naked.

Maria Stamenkovic and Matthew Rogers perform naked in the Museum of Modern Art's eyebrow-raising new exhibit, Marina Abramovic's "The Artist is Present."

Wonder if I can be a performance artist when I grow up. Maybe I will find a woman who is 'dumb enough' to do this project with me. Might 'get naked' and get hard core erections.

Visitors to the Museum of Modern Art's eyebrow-raising new exhibit have been getting a little too grabby with the show's naked performers -- earning some the boot.

Female performers in Marina Abramovic's "The Artist is Present" have complained about groping, while other models say they have been pushed, prodded and poked.

Without giving specifics, MoMA yesterday acknowledged it had had trouble with visitors stroking the live art.

"We are well aware of the challenges posed by having nude performers in the galleries for this exhibition," the museum said.

"Any visitor who improperly touches or disturbs any of the performers is escorted from the museum by MoMA security."

An unspecified number of patrons have been ejected for groping performers since the exhibit opened on March 14, but none has been arrested, and there have been no calls made to 911.

The exhibit features 38 performers in rotating shifts of eight facing each other at a doorway or lying under a skeleton or posing in other pieces, mostly in the nude.

One performer, Amelia Uzategui Bonilla, told The Post last week, "We have a way to let security know if we're having an emergency, but we're all prepared for discomfort. You just have to suck it up!"

She said the oddest thing she experienced since the retrospective of Abramovic's work began was seeing a man drop a scallion beside her as she lay under the skeleton.

"He said he wanted to add a little bit of life" to the work, Bonilla said.

Guards asked him to leave.

"It can be a little sketchy," said Matthew Rogers, 31, who teaches Pilates when he's not on display on the sixth floor. "Sometimes, there's that feeling like, 'Oh, this is a little gross,' and then it's gone."

Do u think u could be a performance artist, or are those people too 'hardcore' / 'weird' 4 u?
If u went to this exhibit, would it inspire u / open ur mind, or would u just giggle and feel hornie? Would you just look at cock, pubes, and breasts, or would u find the human form 2 be beautiful?
Do u wish u could get naked for the sake of 'art' or would u rather be a porn star and get paid 2 have sex on camera?

All the "The Artist is Present" performers went through a mini-boot camp to prepare for the exhibit. For five days, they led a monk-like existence -- fasting, not speaking and not reading -- while doing exercises designed to help them develop self-control, including bathing in an icy pond, walking in slow motion and counting grains of rice.

Matthew Rogers (pictured), 31, who teaches Pilates when he's not on display, says, "It can be a little sketchy. Sometimes, there's that feeling like, 'Oh, this is a little gross,' and then it's gone."

Feel like I would have told one of the bros to 'take my jacket.' Wish I could be crazy conservative.

Sorta just want to see some art that inspires me, not just a bunch of memes on the internet.

Did this work of modern art inspire u / open ur mind?
Have u been 2 MoMa?
Is this work of art better than Animal Collective at the Guggenheim?
Should more indie bands get nude 2 create more memes?
Does this art 'make sense' or is it just art that is meant 2 'get headlines'?

In an effort to get message boarding bros to vote for MGMT in some meaningless poll, an indie music fan of the popular band MGMT promised to show off her alternative breasts to bros who were hanging out on 4chan.

Here is her proposition to the board.

Eventually, the message boarding bros got her to take off all of her clothes, and even show her vagina hole and the hole that she poops out of (but u can still have sex with that hole if u want 2 but u won't get pregnant.)

As of now, MGMT is losing in the meaningless poll that she wanted them to vote in.

Was it 'worth it' to see these sweet alt titties? [Also see: Picture 1]

Do yall 'luv MGMT' and 'h8 others'?
Are MGMT fans authentic or is it just sweet to get some titties on the internet any way possible?
Is 4chan 'the most beautiful' website on the internet?
Will 4chan replace music blogs an authentic incubator of buzz bands?
Will 4chan replace the government?
Is /b/ a chill place?
Is MGMT the new Grateful Dead, or is Animal Collective still the new Grateful Dead?
Was this just a marketing gimmick by the MGMT record company to 'generate' viral buzz for their upcoming album?
Will these breasts help fans to 'forgive' MGMT after the disappointing first single "Flash Delirium."