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P0ST M0RE N00DZ in an effort to appeal to both sexes of readers

For the ladies (and gheys)

Every guy I know who has worn a pair of AA undies for any reason is a huge _________.
What is the perfect alternative bum?

For the alt bros:

Have u ever been in a club and had some1 ask you to ice their nips?
We are still on a search for the perfect alternative breasts.

[The Friend Attack]

FAKE NUDES: big in 2008?
There's nothing wrong with a sweet, high-resolution photo. This one of St. Vincent (aka Annie Clark) makes her look like a buzzworthy musician, and more importantly, an interesting human being.

Do you think people ever take into consideration 'how would this look if some one made a fake nude out of this?'

Here is the top search result for FAKE NUDES. It's a blog with a bunch of fake n00dz.
http://www.awmcraft.com/

Here's a NSFW fake nude of Tina Fey. (click 2 enlarge)



I think 2008 is going to be all about fake nudes of indie stars. Feist nudes. St. Vincent Nudes. Glass Candy nudes. Uffie nudes.

Notable Moment in 2007: REMEMBER THE MEG WHITE SEX TAPE?

St. Vincent

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

St. Vincent is Annie Clark. She plays the guitar and writes deep songs that go on for a really long time.

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NSFW: Are the Zooey Deschanel nudes 'real' or 'fakes'?


Zooey Deschanel is a popular indie actress and the lead singer of the hit mindie band She & Him (also known as the Shims). Anyways, now she is married to Ben Gibbard, and apparently there are some photos 'floating around' of her 'naked.'

It seems like some site is really 'hyping up' her nudes to get 'mad traffic.'

Should I start calling Zooey Deschanel 'Hollywood's Little Sister'?

Hollywood A-Lister, Zooey Deschanel gets caught on tape! I guess her good girl image is all for show!

The 30 year old actress/musician/model/singer/songwriter/ (and now semi-pornstar) is best known for her supporting roles in hit movies such as 'Almost Famous', 'Elf', 'Yes Man', and 'Failure to Launch' just to name a few.

Zooey is currently married to 'Death Cab For Cutie' frontman Ben Gibbard... Who I assume isn't gonna be the happiest guy in the world when he see's this!

Kikster has obtained exclusive video footage of Zooey doing a lil solo scene (and not a monologue) for her boyfriend that was overseas while she was a freshman in college at Northwestern University.

Zooey takes her acting seriously and it really shows as she puts on a PRO performance! I guess Zooey sent her ex BF a box set collector series of tapes.. niiiice!

Really can't tell if these are her, or if they are some1 else.
It seems plausible that they would be her, but it seems like a lot of girls look like Zooey Deschanel. Maybe it is just some1 that looks like Zooey Deschanel. Can't rlly tell. Maybe it is Jared Leto.

Do u think Zooey released these on purpose so she could 'go mainstream'?

Would u put '2 in the pink and 1 in the stink' of Zooey Deschanel?

Do u know if that is a 'pipe' [via smoking dank] or a sweet glass dildo?

Do u think Zooey Deschanel's exbf is a 'pimp' 4 sharing these pix with every1?
Or do u think

Do u <3 zooey Deschanel more than evr now?
Are her breasteses better than her Mp3s?
Is Ben Gibbard gonna get all jealous and dump her?


Is Zooey gonna go mainstream with these hot pix?
Do u <3 her more than evr now?
Is Zooey Deschanel riding the slutwave?
R u hornie?
Does she have 'a sweet lil alt rack'?
Do u vibe hard 2 Zooey Deschanel?
Are the Zooey Deschanel nudes 'real' or 'fakes'?
What would Pitchfork give Zooey's titties?
Does Zooey Deschanel have the perfect alternative breasts?