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“Who Has the Most Authentic AltPenis?” – some FGGT

YaLL!
Just wonderin’ which popular alternative indie rock front man has the most authentic peen?
Is it Of Montreal’s Kevin Barnes’s penis?

While some artists get ‘nude’ ‘in the name of art’, we can all agree that Kevin Barnes gets n00d in the name of ‘zaniness.’
Or is it Devendra Barnhart’s penis?

“Watch out with that knife! h8 it when [...]

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The Sexiest Man Bangs on Earth: An Open Search

Does Claudio/Ethan from Crystal Castles have the kutest Man Bangs on Earth?

HRO usually focuses on finding kute bangs on grls, but maybe it’s time to start searching for kute manbangs. Alternative men in the post-Emo era sport some of the kutest bangs evr. While swoopy bangs will always be in the spotlight, we [...]

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Seen n e g00d music videos lately?

I enjoy blggng about ‘new-ish’ music videos in a recap-mega-post format because most ‘made for youtube’ era music videos are not newsworthy enough to blog abt by themselves, unless your music video is about coloured kids terrorizing a city.
Van She – “Changes”
Another video in the genre of ‘tour diary where we showcase that our band [...]

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