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What will alternative people look like in 2k45?

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Sometimes I wonder what we will be like when we’re old, yall. Like will we still be the same size, and still look the same? Will we have grey/gray/white hair/go bald? Will we be like ’suddenly everything has changed’ [via the Postal Servicing]? I feel inspired to [...]

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The Oldest AltBro Alive

What happens when an altBro grows up?
If yall are familiar with high end AltBro theory, then u will know that altBros are typically destined to die alone. AltBros can either ’stay alt’ their whole lives since they can’t hold down GFs bc no altBro is special enough for any girl to ’settle down with’ [...]

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Is n e 1 else afraid of being murdered/dying?

[Photo by Preggers Goldfish]Some people fear death. Some people fear murder.I think it would be terrible to die at the hands of:a) an altClown JasonMasked sneakerfreak with a tat sleeve & a necklace designed by Masterlockb) an escapee from an alternative asylum where the mandatory wardrobe includes eye makeup masks, a straight jacket by [...]

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Orange U Kinda Keut!

[GINGER ALERT] (possibly NSFW if u work in an anti-ginger environment)[Photo by JustGlitterLust]My favourite part about fashion is that it is a word that describes when people wear clothes. That means every1 is fashionable, kind of like that one party pix site (everyoneisfamous.com). It doesn’t matter who u r or what u look [...]

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