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Haikus about Entry Level Alts
entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and make u muxtape
entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and buy u t-shirts
entry level alt
Want u 2 always b young
Remind me of me
Entry level alt
Why aren't u impressed by me?
U prefer altbags.
Let's go 2 Parsons
Design Stuff That Looks real kewl
Move into kuet loft
U wear ur mom jeans
But u will nvr grow up
Entry Lev = Yout
XX BONUS GIRL WHO JUST FOUND OUT SHE WAS ADOPTED XX
My parents got divorced, but I could nvr handle 'finding out I was adopted.' Just want ppl 2 like me + be honest with me. Would h8 finding out that my youth wasn't as authentic/special as I interpreted it 2 b.
Is n e 1 who reads this bl0g adopted, and did it mold u in2 who u r 2day?
[Photos by The Cobrasnake]
After the success of the previous post with entry-level female alts pissing in public, I couldn't rlly pass up the opportunity to provide analysis on this free-spirited past-her-prime-but-still-lovin'-2-party h0ttie.
It's good to know that no matter how young u r, or how old u r, u will always have 2 piss, and sometimes there won't be a restroom available, so you can just piss where ever u want, and sometimes there will be some1 to take a photograph of u, and then the next day u will see the picture, and then you will say 'omfg i was s00 g0ne!'
[Photo by Last Nights Partie]
SRSLY though, the comments on this previous piss post are straight from Dramaville (yall)!
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/05/i-3-classy-alternative-broads.html
