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Is Paris Jackson the next big 'it girl'?


Today, I was watching the MJ funeral, and I noticed this bright face who I had never seen before, bc I think it was usually 'hidden by sillie masks.' It turns out that Michael Jackson has a daughter who is named "Paris Katherine Jackson." I think that she is young, but I think after this funeral, there will be a 'high demand' for her, particularly after her 'strong, vulnerable moment' where she spoke to the world.

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Feel like I think she is a 'normal kid' now that she has just spoken out as 'a chill girl' who 'loves her daddy' (even though her biological source is 'unconfirmed').

I remember when JFK Jr went from 'a lil bro' who was 'saluting his assassinated dad'

to being 'The sexiest Bro Alive'

And Prince Wiliam/Prince Harry went from being 'mourning sons'

to being a 'hotter bachelor than Ashton Kutcher, before the internet existed and Demi Moore was officially a cougar'

I feel like 'big things' are in store for Paris Jackson. I hope she stays 'relatively normal' and 'deals with the spotlight' relatively well.

Maybe a 'more chill' version of Madonna's daughter

or possibly the personal brand of a 'young starlette who wants to attend an Ivy League school', like Natalie Portman, or the 'cute ass lil barely legal teen' from Harry Potters

In general, I am just excited for all of his kids, getting to experience life without 'masks'. Sorta like when ur parents get divorced, and u live with your more 'liberal, normal' parent, and the 'conservative domineering parent' no longer has control of ur life.

Feel excited about watching Paris Katherine Jackson 'blossom into a woman' right in front of our eyes [via gossip blogs]

Do yall think she is the next big 'it girl'?
What would yall say 2 her to take her personal brand 2 the next lev?


OMG Michael Jackson was truly the King of Pop... But u could also call him the King of making BEAUTIFUL BABIES with his seed.

It is actually really sad that he is not there to raise his kids, watch them grow up. It actually reminds me of my childhood. I am VERY SAD that they will have to go thru tough times in the spotlight. But at the same time, they are all TOTALLY HOT. Paris Jackson is already showing off her BANGIN bod, beautiful hair. Prince looks like a PLAYA whose little black book is FILLED with numbers. And Blanket! Look at that lil bb! I honestly want to curl up and snuggle with him like he is a blankie!

I have a blanket that I keep on my couch that is SO COMFY. But then 1 night I was drinking red soda and eating nachos. It didn't end well. There are still red stains and crusty cheese on my blankie, but it is so comfy that I still lay it over me. It didn't help that my exBF used it as a cum rag. #A-hole He didn't touch me for months, but turned my fave blanket into a dry, sticky, crusty petri dish of dead semen.

I honestly wish I could have beautiful children.

Paris is hot! She DEFANATELY needs to become a tween star. All of these kids are gonna be POP legends!

They WILL avenge their father's death! RIP MJ!

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