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The best part about partying while ur injured is:
a) u only have to wear one of your hi heels
b) u can get rlllllly fucked up when ur meds react with alcohol
c) u can start a lot of conversations with dudes who notice ur injury
d) u can just drink a bottle of Robitussin instead of alcohol
e) u should always just drink a bottle of ROBO instear of alcohol
f) u can match ur black dress to your black boot
g) u get to sit next to alts-from-the-year-1999 at parties
h) CHOOSE.YOUR.OWN.RESPONSE
[VIA THE COBRAGUY]
ROBO: Better than Sparks?
Many people think that ACL stands for 'Austin City Limits', a popular Texan Music Festival that appeals to old, rich Texans. However, ACL has a totally different meaning--it is actually a body part / ligament / bone / tissue /muscle. Tearing your ACL is actually a 'catastrophic injury' that leaves you without the support you need to function as a human being. If u lived in nature and u tore your ACL, you would probably be gobbled up by a predator.
This is what makes the injured partying alt such a special human. Her desire to party supersedes any pain or limited range in movement that should impair her. Her sheer will 2 party sets her apart from the average partying bro. She is there with a torn ACL, probably 'effed up on pain killers' getting her party on. Her long term health might be compromised, but she perseveres, caring abt nothing else but 'getting her goddamn party on.'
This is why we party. Might write a book about her + her local scene called "Friday Night Alts" or maybe "Profiles in Alt Courage."
Not really sure what an ACL really is. Not sure what an MCL is. It is a 'buzz term' thrown around in sports a lot, so I figure it happens 2 ppl. Maybe that kind of crap only happens 2 athletes since they have 2 treat their bodies like machines, which eventually break down [via stress + old age].
Just feel like this is a 'huge accomplishment.' Wish I care about something enough to 'fight thru an injury' in order 2 accomplish it. Sad that my life is 'pointless' and I will never really have something special to accomplish. Will be lucky if I 'endure a tummy ache' at my crappy desk job.
Is partying while ur injured the most authentic way 2 party?
Do yall know what an ACL is?
Have yall ever worn a knee / leg brace?
Have u ever partied while u were injured?
What was ur greatest 'partying moment' of all time?
Does this injured girl embody 'the true spirit of alt'?
R u inspired?
