HIPSTER RUNOFF

I was watching a movie preview about a movie that I really want 2 see. Sometimes I wonder what my ideal life would be like if some1 portrayed it on 'the silver screen', and which actors would play me + my parents + my friends + my GF. I don't take life very seriously, so I know that the background music in my movie would be 60% 'quirkily meaningful' sounding.

My interactions with ppl are pretty unique. Kinda feel like every1 in my life is a character from the Royal Tenenbaums, except that Gene Hackman would be too authentic for my script so we would have 2 select our 10th choice to play the patriarch--John Goodman. Want to 'make love' to an insecure zany girl who comes across as having been 'quirkily sexually abused' like Zooey Gibbard-Deschanel in this movie. Want to be a humbleBro like Paul Dano, who does something trivial for a living, but has a quest to do something meaningful, like buy an AZN baby. Wish my life was a series of quirkisms/ zanisms / series of whimsical interactions with ppl who are caricatures of any1 resembling some1 'normal.'

Does n e 1 else think that this movie will 'win an Oscar' or will it just be 'another shitty movie on HBO' kind of like Juno: The Pregnant Snarky Teen?
Do yall think that Paul Dano 'tries 2 hard' and 'isn't THAT talented'?

Sometimes I wonder about the 'self-concepts' of ppl who write these kinds of movies. Do they really 'see the world' this way? Ultimately, they are writing about their own life since ppl can't see outside of themselves, but are they just so insecure that they 'have to make things seem zany, meaningful, quirky, and interesting'? Would feel kinda bad if I wrote a movie about my life and made every one seem like a 'walking turd that pooped out lil quirkisms out of their mouth at every opportunity.' Not sure if my family would 'think I was sane.' Guess it wouldn't be interesting to write a movie about family that goes 2 Chili's/Olive Garden / TGIFriday's /etc.

Seen n e 1 good alt movies lately?
R u upset that the Bollywood movie won all of the American Awards at the OscarGrammys?
R u glad that the Ghey Rights movie won a bunch of Oscars?
Is Nappy Dynamite the most relevant movie of the century?
Should I see the quirky romcom (romantic comedy) with the Flight Of the Conchords bro?
Have yall ever 'suicide bombed' a movie theatre that was showing a movie that u didn't support? (Think straight ppl did this during Brokeback).
Which alt actor/actress would play U in an altmovie?

Should I be a pack of teens waiting to be picked up by our parents at the movie theatre?

Should I be a member of Deathcab for Cutie who is pumped to support Barry Obama? He has the spirit of a college student who is experiencing 'his first election with a free-spirited, conscious mind'.

Should I be the chunky guy from 'The Cures'?

[Photo via Jezzibelle]

Should I be an Alternative Wolverine from the hit cartoon show 'X-Men'?

[Photo by facehunter]

Should I be 'lil cunt' from the movie Lil Miss Sunshine?

(or maybe I'll be the Guy from The Office/the guy from Talk Soup/the guy from There Is Blood)

Or Should I just stick with the original plan of being JOUSTEECE 4 Halloween?

I had completely forgotten about the emerging trend of 'hypothetical creatures' on miscellaneous apparel. This bro looks happy to have a creature on his hoodie to declare, "My personal brand is a little bit zany. I am a free spirit. I do not belong 'inside of the box.'"

I wonder what he is listening to on his iPod...
Probably some Wallflowers?

[Foto By Just Glitter Lust]

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ALTERNATE JOKE ABOUT THAT PIC:
OMG. I can't believe Paul Dano dyed his hair blonde and wears neon electro gear!

I wonder if he is wearing those clothes because _____________(reference to There Will Be Blood and/or Little Miss Sunshine).