HIPSTER RUNOFF » people from underworlds http://www.hipsterrunoff.com A "Culturally Relevant" "Blog Worth Blogging About." Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:15:02 +0000 en hourly 1 R u afraid of clowns? http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/r-u-afraid-of-clowns.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/r-u-afraid-of-clowns.html#comments Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:30:46 +0000 Carles http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=1940
A lot of ppl are apparently afraid of clowns. I think that’s a sillie thing 2 b afraid of. If ur parents truly loved u, then they took you to the circus at least once a year. The truth is, there are more important things 2 b afraid of. U must confront these fears. U r not ready 4 ‘the real world’ until u confront important stuff.

Things that u should be afraid of

  • death
  • STDs
  • the hypemachine shutting down
  • HRO shutting down
  • falling in love
  • high cholesterol
  • diabetes
  • alcoholism
  • French People
  • Aussie AltBro armies
  • the economy
  • the tugjob economy
  • Radiohead releasing another album
  • the sun exploding
  • Your local altbag party promoter getting into a Vespa accident
  • Hurricanes
  • Poor People
  • Angsty Privileged people
  • ugly ppl
  • uggo ppl
  • not eating a healthy breakfast
  • discoloured cum
  • hardXcore ppl
  • the guy from There Will Be Blood/No Country for Brold Men
  • Barry Obammy’s failed re-election campaign
  • Chinese ppl
  • Motivated AZNs
  • ur parents dying
  • ur parents not paying ur rent
  • ‘the real world’
  • the third world
  • the Eastern World
  • ur boss
  • the RIAA
  • Iran
  • Nucular Weapons
  • ur failing nuclear family
  • ur bff
  • major media companies purchasing controlling interest in the meme economy
  • people with active youtube channels
  • tweens
  • depressed  ppl
  • Steven Jobs
  • Billy G8s
  • the guy who invented Sparks (Jeff Sparks)
  • end of the year ‘best of 2k_ lists’
  • brobags
What are yall afraid of?
‘No Fear’  
    - 19k.95

XX BONUS UNDERWORLD/DARKHEARTED ALT XX

I am a bro.
I am cold.
Or I am from an underworld.
Full of authenticity
and devoid of electronic instruments.
Wish I could find
a simple man who works in an airport
to shine my scuffed shoes .

[Photos by Pregs Goldfish]

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Isn’t it weird how we r all kind of the same when we r born, but then a series of social interactions and contexts changes who we are inside? I live a humble alternative life, and sometimes it is hard for me to imagine some one having the mental fortitude to give up the small things in life, like sunlight or appreciating reality. Instead, they find a portal to an underworld, which they describe as a ‘more authentic Hot Topic.’

I could never make it in the underworld. I have no striped yeti boots. My hair does not grow out in belt buckles. I have no blue pigment in my body. There are no blue cheetahs that I can skin and make clothes out of. I live in a society where people do not walk on platforms to attract mates. I have no need for a utility belt.

I could never make it in the underworld. Does that make me a ‘less liberal/open-minded’ person?

Have you ever been to an underworld club where everyone is dressed like this, dancing to dark/new wave music, and it makes u feel like you are walking around in SECOND LIFE?

[The commodified]

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