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What is the most Authentic Alt Job?

When I graduated from High School (got a G.E.D. cuz I outgrew a lot of the social bullshit rlly quickly) and made a 10 year plan, I realized that I wanted a job that not only provided financial security, but more importantly projected an image that enabled people to think that I am ‘cool’ and [...]

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MEMBERS ONLY JACKETS: HERE 2 STAY (until the world ends in 2012)?

Did Members Only jackets come out in 2006? Or 1906? It’s tough to tell. I wonder if they will be here forever. I feel like people who wear Members Only Jackets are either:

authentic-in-a-bad-way alpha dog alt bros pretending to be alt ‘men’

mainstreamers trying to be NOT that alt, but still make it known that they [...]

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Sorry if I don’t blog that much today…

I’m gonna be trying to make an alt-sandwich.BURNING QUESTIONS ABOUT MAKING AN ALT SANDY:Who should be the bread?Who should be the meat?What should I use as a cum rag? A hoodie, a graphic tee, or the blue streak in Perez’s hair?
<3 fggts & alt mainstream girls <3

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Sorry if I don’t blog that much today…

I’m gonna be trying to make an alt-sandwich.BURNING QUESTIONS ABOUT MAKING AN ALT SANDY:Who should be the bread?Who should be the meat?What should I use as a cum rag? A hoodie, a graphic tee, or the blue streak in Perez’s hair?
<3 fggts & alt mainstream girls <3

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