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Following up on the XX broad from Halloween.

By Carles | November 5, 2009

Carles has received tons of feedback after posting a picture of this broad dressed as ‘an X’/’the XX’ for Halloween. She seems free spirited and enigmatic, the kind of woman who you’d love to ‘own as a sexual object’ but potentially ‘take her home to meet your mother.’ So many bros have sent [...]

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Is Target the most authentic Everything-Store?

By Carles | September 24, 2009

Photo via Chicago Looks

Have yall heard of stores called ‘Everything Stores’? I think it is because u can walk in and ‘literally buy everything u could possibly need.’ This includes food, pseudo-trendy clothes, electronics, and even stuff 2 clean ur bathroom with. These mega-franchises capitalize on ’sweet ass operations efficiencies’ and do [...]

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Have u ever been on a ‘naked bike ride’?

By Carles | June 23, 2009

Photos via glitterguts

Lately, I have heard of some new alternative community gimmick called NAKED BIKE RIDES. I don’t think they are for like internet-cultured type of people, but more of the ‘far out’ old alternative people, and possibly ‘the homosexual community.’
I think that it is supposed to be ‘raising awareness’ for ‘automobiles causing 2 [...]

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Feeling both hornie and conceptual.

By Carles | May 15, 2009

Photo via StreetBonersandTVCarnage

I am in a weird mood this weekend. I feel like seeing some avant garde art/music/performances, but at the same time, I feel like doing something that objectifies women, like going to a strip club or something.
Part of me really wants to discover a new underground buzzband that is more authentic [...]

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