HIPSTER RUNOFF

Yall. I heard that some bro named Phil Spector is going to jail. He apparently is the best producer of all time, producing hits like "Unchained Melody", "The Long and Winding Road", "Imagine", "You've Lost that Love and Feeling", "Unchained Melody" and "He Hit Me and It Felt Like a Kiss (Grizzly Bear Remix)." For the longest time, I thought he was just a 'zany celebrity gossip meme who looked krazie', but he is apparently 'very relevant' 2 n e 1 who 'authentically appreciates musc.'

Can't believe s0 many of these hits that will last til the end of time were made by this bro who murdered a broad and had a history of 'krazy acts of rage and violence towards women.' Wonder if I need to get 'crazier' and 'more destructive' in order 2 b the artist I want 2 b.

He seemed like a chill bro who was aging gracefully. Didn't seem like he was 'trying too hard to hold on to the past.'

can't believe he made so many 'bad ass' songs that transcend society.

The 1965 song "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'", produced and co-written by Spector for the The Righteous Brothers, is listed by BMI as the song with the most U.S. air play in the 20th century.

Think that he was better producer than Brian Wilson / Noah Lennox. If u look back at the Beach Boys discography, u will realize that most of their content was about Tween Issues. Think Phil Spector dealt more with adult issues + 'grown up' perspectives on modern problems/life issues. [via Fun Fun Fun til Daddie took the t-bird away] Brian Wilson seems like a pretty sad bro. Would rather partie/kill broads with SpectBro.

Phil Spector Fun Fact: Spector is said to have carried four different guns each day to match his frequent changes of outfit.

I read that Charles Manson likes 2 kill ppl and make music, too. Not sure who I would rather collab with. Think probably Spectbro.

Might stop listening to bloghouse/low-end + lofi production that has become 'so authentic' these days, and might only listen to music produced with the WALL OF SOUND technique. Think it is a fancy term for 'using a bunch of layers.'

I hope that they at least give Phil Spector a Macbook in jail so that he can still produce music using GarageBand/Ableton. Think that he could still really churn out some bangers.

Phun Phil Spector Anecdote:

Ronnie Spector claimed after their 1974 divorce that her husband locked her and their three adopted children in their home for months on end because he refused to go outside for fear of being seen without a wig to hide his baldness. She said that during their marriage he once showed her a gold coffin with a glass lid which he kept in the basement. Spector told her that if she ever tried to leave him, he would kill her and display her body in it.

Think I might have a lot in common with Phil Spectbro cuz he supports Barack Obama [via button].

"Imagine", yall. Imagine if this song wasn't around 2 use in meaningful intros to documentaries/television puff pieces. Imagine if Yoko Ono didn't 'ruin the Beatles.'

Crazy Story About Phil Spector

Songwriter Leonard Cohen described Spector once pulling a gun on him, and after John Lennon taunted Spector about his first wife Ronnie leaving him, the producer fired a pistol over the ex-Beatle's head.

Gonna miss this bro a lot if they 'give him the chair.' Feel sad that some of the most talented people in the world are 'the most troubled.'

Kinda wish he had just chilled, continued collecting royalty checks. Maybe he would have produced for an authentic Indie band like the AnCos / N.E.R.D. / Chromeo / Jay-Z ft Rick Rubin. Read on wikipedia that Phil Spector accidentally invented/inspired shoegaze.

Gonna miss him. Hope he doesn't 'kill himself' in prison.

Feels kinda weird 2 think about the existence of a guy who feels like he 'created the best music ever', and probably considers music 2 be 'the most valuable contribution some1 can make 2 society.' Therefore, Phil Spector is above the law, above society, and above human life. He will stay young forever.

Wonder if he was the type of bro who made you listen to his songs when u got into his car. Then when he rode in ur car, and u put on the radio, he'd be like 'what is this garbage? I produced LET IT BE."

"Let it Be, yall. Just let it be. "
-the Beatbros about life