BLEEDING NEON: AN HRO SELF-PROMOTION MARKETING GIMMICK FROM 2K8.5-2K9
Other options:

• ‘BLEED NEON OR GO HOME’
• ‘LIVE FREE OR BLEED NEON’
• ‘BLEEDING NEON IS LIFE: THE REST IS JUST DETAILS’
• ‘EAT M0RE BLOOD NEON’
• ‘I’M LOVIN IT: BLEEDING NEON’
• ‘WHERE’S THE NEON BLOOD(BEEF)?’
• ‘HAVE U HAD UR NEON BLOOD TODAY?’
• ‘IT’S ___ O’CLOCK: DO U KNOW WHERE YOUR LIL ALT WHO BLEEDS NEON IS?’
• ‘TRUTH.ORG:BLEED NEON’
• ‘TALK 2 UR KIDS ABT DRUGS, AND ENCOURAGE THEM TO BLEED NEON (YALL)’
• ‘BLEEDING NEON: IT RLLY KICK’S THE LLAMA’S ASS’
• ‘BLEEDING NEON COMES AT YOU FAST: FOR EVERYTHING ELSE, THERE’S HRO’
• ‘HAVE IT UR WAY, RIGHT AWAY AT HRO NOW’
• ‘NEON BLOOD: THE BREAKFAST OF ALTS (CHAMPIONS)’
• ‘NEON BLOOD MELTS IN UR MOUTH, AND NOT ON UR HANDS’
• ‘A GALLON OF NEON BLOOD WORTH BLOGGING ABOUT’
• ‘I <3 NEON BL00d’

Got n e m0re ideas?

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IS THIS WHAT MY BLOG IS ALL ABOUT?

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HRO IN THE CLASSROOM

EMAIL FROM A LOYAL HRO READER:

thank you for helping me pass my economics class. the assignment was to find/make a chart that had a legend on it. some of the responses from my classmates were
“what the fucks a hipster?”
“did you really make this?”
“wtf is hro?”
“who is carles?”
the majority only noticed that it said myspace. you’re more than “just a blog”.

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YALL INSPIRE THE SHIT OUT OF ME

U MAKE ME WANT TO BE A BETTER BLOG.
U MAKE ME WANT TO BE A BETTER MEME-MAKER.
U MAKE ME WANT TO BE A M0RE AUTHENTIC PERSON
U MAKE ME WANT TO SEARCH 4 TRUTH WITH U 4 THE REST OF MY LIFE.
U MAKE ME WANT TO BLOG FOR SOCIAL CHANGE.
U MAKE ME WANT TO BE A BETTER ALT.

LOVE YALL.

• She is kute
• She is kurvie
• She is sexie
• Her album was produced by a guy in Peter Bjorn & John
• She has eyes that look like she is kute, helpless, but at the same time, wants 2 give u a tug-me-off.
• She has a kute voice
• “Stereogum named her an artist to watch in October 2007 and described her music as a mix of soul, electro and powdered-sugar pop.” [via wikipedia]
• She’s kute and nice and charming I.R.L.
• Her live shows are pretty good/she has a charismatic stage presence

Here’s a video that I think does a good job of bottling up her ‘essence’ into a consumable product.

So does any one know what the deal with Lykke Li is? What’s she all about? Should I appreciate her in a Feisty kind of way because she can ‘crossover’ and be in iPod nano commercials? Or should I appreciate her in an Alanis Morisette kind of way? I think I might be comfortable liking her when she is remixed by some top tier remix artists.

I’ve also read that she might be an emerging style icon. I feel like if you are a buzzworthy woman who is rising above her alternative celebrity status, there is a 75% chance that you will be regarded as a ’style icon.’ This may or may not be known as the M.I.A.-KarenO Theory.

I did an informal survey of people on streets of major metropolitan areas, and here is what they thought of Lykke Li

Anyways, I like this song by Kleerup that Lykke Li sings on. Apparently he is a good producer for women, though. This is a good song to get vulnerable to, or to put on a mix CD for a girl to think you are deep and understand her personal needs.

[MP3]
Kleerup Until We Bleed (With Lykke Li)

Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/lykkeli
http://www.myspace.com/kleerup

Do u agree with these numbers?
Has a state been under or over represented?
Why are Oregon and Colorado breeding grounds for FestivalBros?
If you were a senator, what sort of legislation would you draft to cut your state’s ties with the festival bro?

Should Colorado fill the majestic venue of Red Rocks with cement?

Should they limit the number of radio plays of Incubus’ “Aqueous Transmission”?

******TEENAGERS NEWS BY DORIAN*******
From the Teenagers blog:

do you want to be in one of our music video ?
we are doing a video for our song “feeling better”
the song is on myspace now
you just have to film yourself singing along the song and send us the footage
-film yourself with any camera, video cam, computer, webcam…
– do the whole song and sing along the lyrics
-send everything to theteenagers@gmail.com
-PLEASE RECORD THE WHOLE SONG

and dance, play guitar, bass, drums, play anything, write the teenagers on your body, have fun…

LOVE
the teenagers

Hopefully this is the Teenagers video that finally has under-aged nudity in it. Maybe this video will do for some one what it did for Alicia Silverstone in that one Aerosmith video.
Please feel free to email me a youtube link to your submissions, particularly if you are some one who is really desperate for attention.

Are you going to make a video on your MacBook?

Am I REALLY A racist if the majority of my audience is the [HIGHLY COVETED] GHEY-AZN-PRETEEN-MYSPACER demographic?