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What genre of music would u get tattooed on ur body?
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Was getting pizza the other day at a local Pizza Hut/KFC/Taco Bell combo joint, and saw this bro with a "lofi" tattoo, aligning his personal brand with the lofi genre of music. It seems like this tatty probably means he lives a 'lofi' way of life, using a home studio and minimal recording techniques, trying to capture

Just wondering what genre of music yall would get tattooed on ur body. I know there are a lot of good answers for the year 2k10, but tattoos last forever. By getting a genre tattoo, u have to make sure that the genre will 'be relevant' forever. Seems like a difficult decision.

What music genre aligns with ur way of life?
What genre would yall get tattied on ur body?
a) lofi
b) hifi
c) Arcade Fire anthem core
d) chillwave
e) Indie
f) indy
g) rock n roll
h) 'rap'
i) dreamy nostalgic pop-lectro
j) fuzzy buzzy
k) dank core
l) California-style dank-core
m) ethnic lady screaming in2 microphone
n) 'every mp3 made, except in the year 2k10'
o) Napster-wave alt rock
p) horrorcore
q) juggalo poopy
r) autotune
s) witchy woman wave
t) cum-in-pussie-core
u) rock rock
v) Lilith Core
w) poopoo peepee conceptual music
x) Jim Carrey talking out of his butt Ace Ventura
y) Bieber lil erect peen tweencore
z) Miley Cyrus's wet vajenga
aa) dronewave
bb) idosecore
cc) butt buddy bro indie
dd) cooldad indie pop
ee) bloggy houses
ff) Cody Simpson
gg) Unchill azn bro
hh) Zooey Deschanel
ii) erotic sketch of WAVVES and Best Coast making love while smoking spliffs
jj) Disney tweenwave
kk) Choose ur own response

What genre of music will represent ur personal brand 4ever?

I want to move away to the city, dress like an altBro, and become a Pizza Alt
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I have always wonder what makes 'the perfect woman.' I think she needs to be alternative, creative, endowed with a treasure chest of electro accessories, and she must have similar interests as me. She must 'like alternative music and culture' and 'enjoy eating pizza.'

Do yall think my expectations 4 a woman are 'too high'?
Ppl say that 'there's plenty of women in the sea', but just feel like I might be asking too much.

Sometimes I wonder what people did 'before the internet could handle videos.' I feel like people were still making 'shitty music and rapping over it', but I feel like now that you can make a zany video to go with it and more ppl will have 2 hear your zany song while watching your zany video. Feel bad about the attention economy.

What's yalls fave kind of pizza? [via Dominos advertising to alternative demographics]
Do u yall still think that altbros are evolving in2 pizzaAlts?


Previous Pizza Alt Coverage

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/pizza-alts-the-next-altbro.html

The Alternative ReBranding of Pepsi Products

In the future, product packaging will be 'minimal' (kinda like a tumblr), and vowels will be omitted from brand names.

All bottles of soda will look to include a 'circle' where ever they can. Circles represent life, unity, oneness, and great taste, and fun, and other deep stuff.

I <3 MTN DW, yall. Kinda wish it was named "MNTN DW", though.
Maybe I can get some with my BRKLYN Pizza and it will make my life a lil bit more mnngfl. (meaningful)

BUT SRSLY, isn't there something a lil 'mysterious' about the mist in Sierra Mist? I luv how typography can truly 'express' the essence of a product

(Authenticity Note: I took an Experimental Typography Course at Design School taught by the intern for Jim Helvety, the creator of Helvetica.)

Hopefully in the future, all authentic alternative people will look like they are in a Promotional Photo for a corporate advertisement. Kinda like how this broad looks like she is modeling the new uniform for Chili's new brand in 2k9. Can't wait to be served by beautiful women in bow ties, yall.

"May I take yalls order? K. I'll be right back with ur Sparks Martini, Diet Pepsi bombs, and SXSWestern Egg Rolls."
[FaceHunter]

Are yall gonna stop drinking _______ and only drink Pepsi Products?
Can n e 1 find a leaked photo for the Crystal Pepsi cover art?

Remember when the Animal Collective album art became the most bloggable/blurbable/meme-able cover art in the history of the Music Industry? I wonder which mainstream artist will contact the AnCo designers to 'design a Magic Eye' for their upcoming release (for viral buzz blog marketing purposes).

Is this what my tummy feels like after eating Mexican/Chinese/Indian/American food?

Pizza Alts: The Next AltBro?

[Photos by The Friend Attack]

I h8 how some schools don't teach kids about evolution. Humans used to be monkeys/apes/orangutangies/chimpanzees/guerillas/gorillas. It's a fact that we all have to admit. We are constantly evolving because the world around us is changing. For example, brown people have browner skin bc they used to live where there was a lot of sun. White people's skin turned white cuz they were cold a lot and then they got kinda chilly. Birds are also lil dinosaurs (according to Jeff Goldblum in Jurrassic Park).

Humans aren't the only things that can evolve. Personal brands and collective group brands can evolve. For example, the altBro personal brand might evolve into PIZZABROS/PizzaAlts. Ever since the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles branded pizza as being 'fun', experts have been quietly waiting for us to turn into pizza.

'U r what U eat.'
-Albie "Uffie" Einstein

Will DJ Duos evolve into 2DJs+1SliceOfPizza? (2ManyPizzas)

Was this a viral marketing campaign by a local pizza parlor?

Will Stephen Aoki turn in2 a piece of pizza?
What toppings will he have?
Will u eat him or put him in the fridge and eat him 4 breakfast the next day?
Will u dip him in ranch dressing or Papa John's Garlic butter sauce?
If all humans evolve into pizza, will the human race be an 'all u can eat buffet'?
If aliens land on Earth to consume our natural resources, will they still eat us if we turn in2 pizza?
If I plug my iPod earbuds into a slice of pizza, what type of music will come out?
Is pizza the future of elektro?
During our financial crisis, should I exchange all of the money in the 'safe jar' underneath my bed into Pizza Hut Pizza + breadsticks?
Will Papa Johns win the Pizza War?
Is the Electro War just a 'gateway war' to the Pizza Wars?
Does Justice eat Pizza?
Will Crystie Castie give away pizza with their next CD to increase sales?
Will the HypeMachine start aggregating pizza instead of mp3s?
Will Girl Talk name a track on his next web EP "Pizza Mashup Yall"?
Should I change my blog to a blog about pizza?

"Pizza, Pizza."
-Little Caesar

Kinda weird how lil Caesar was right.

Pizza.