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I want to move away to the city, dress like an altBro, and become a Pizza Alt

I have always wonder what makes ‘the perfect woman.’ I think she needs to be alternative, creative, endowed with a treasure chest of electro accessories, and she must have similar interests as me. She must ‘like alternative music and culture’ and ‘enjoy eating pizza.’
Do yall think my expectations 4 a woman are ‘too [...]

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The Alternative ReBranding of Pepsi Products

In the future, product packaging will be ‘minimal’ (kinda like a tumblr), and vowels will be omitted from brand names.

All bottles of soda will look to include a ‘circle’ where ever they can. Circles represent life, unity, oneness, and great taste, and fun, and other deep stuff.
I <3 MTN DW, yall. Kinda wish [...]

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Pizza Alts: The Next AltBro?

[Photos by The Friend Attack]
I h8 how some schools don’t teach kids about evolution. Humans used to be monkeys/apes/orangutangies/chimpanzees/guerillas/gorillas. It’s a fact that we all have to admit. We are constantly evolving because the world around us is changing. For example, brown people have browner skin bc they used to live [...]

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