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I wish there more ways to sexually pressure my girlfriend as a tween. :-(

By Carles | March 31, 2009

I wish they had cell phones/text messages/digital cameras when I was a teen/tween.
I wish my girlfriend had parents whose parents weren’t around often, and didn’t really ‘keep her in line.’
I wish I could have pressured her into sending me naked and/or sexually suggestive pix from her camera phone.
I wish I could have lost my virginity [...]

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Going away to college.

By Carles | March 26, 2009

Photo via Lookbook

Going away 2 college.
s0 f*ckng scared.
I have become a pretty popular and respected bro
at my high school
But I will throw all of that away
and go to college at a prestigious university
located within an authentic city
not just the state school within 100 miles of my home town.
My mom will go college dorm room shopping
with [...]

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SXSW: Authentic in 2k10?

By Carles | March 23, 2009

When do events go from ‘being authentic’ to ‘being totes fake and filled with mainstreamers’?
I just want to know what ‘the tipping point’ is
and what causes it
so that I could prevent it from happening
SXSW is funnie
because everything is a ‘planned surprise’
and everything is ‘free’ but ‘not really’
and everything is ‘exciting’ but ‘predictable’
and everything is ‘viral [...]

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I am going to an Elite Music and Technology Conference

By Carles | March 15, 2009

I fly away from the city
to another relevant city
to a relevant conference
filled with relevant people
and positive ideas
that will help me take my personal existence
and my web business’ existence
to such great heights
The conference will be informative and inspiring
the local cuisine will be amazing
the music with be live and authentic
and the people will facilitate meaningful and relevant [...]

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