Tag Archives: Pokemones

POPULAR TWEEN BAND or A GROUP OF POKEMONE RUNAWAYS?

After the success of AltBro vs AltBag, Carles continues to push the limits of HIPSTER RUNOFF by asking relevant, thought-provoking questions. In this edition, he asks if this group of tweens is a POPULAR TWEEN BAND (like the alternative Jonas Brothers from Southern Cali) or A Group of Bitter Pokemones who ran away from [...]

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PUNKS or POKEMONES?

After the success of the HRO Gimmick altbro or altbag, HRO has continued to crossbrand this game/gimmick. In today’s edition, we are asked to guess whether the Mexicalts pictured are PUNKS or POKEMONES. For a better definition of the pokemones sensation of tween bisexuality, read this old post.

[Photo via SBATVC]
Please justify ur answer [...]

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Should I buy a lil alt?

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I just saw the cutest lil alt when I was doing some online shopping yall. I remember back in 2k8, my big gimmick was ‘purchasing an AZN.’ This year, I think I’m looking for something that’s a little bit more youthful and fun. While buying a lil alt might be a 30% [...]

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New HRO Gimmick: Twinks or Lezbos?

Twinks or Lezbos is a new HRO gimmick where the readers must decide if the couple pictured is a twinkCouple or a Tegan&Sara Lesbian Couple. Twinks and Lezbos is an experimental byproduct of the popular HRO gimmick AltBro vs AltBag.

[Photo by Icanteachuhow2doit]
Please justify your response:
For Example: ‘they are lezbos bc the look like hardXcore [...]

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