In the future, I will learn from my mistakes. I will not be influenced by the mainstream liberal media who just want some Commy Red in office. I will value u. U ruled our nation during my most critical formative years. U r as significant as the time that my parents’ marriage fell apart in early 2001. U r part of the ‘perfect storm’ that made ME.

We have a lot in common. We both like to do blow. We are both set in our ways. And we both found out about 9-11 while we were in a public school.

I’ll never forget after 9-11. I was so afraid of the world. I felt fragile and vulnerable. I felt scared. And then u walked into Yankee Stadium and threw a strike while wearing a Bullet Proof vest. I thought I could do anything. I almost even joined the armed forces, but then realized I was upper middle class and didn’t have to resort to such a drastic lower-class solution like that.

We’re just a lot alike. U were kinda spoiled and entitled to a lot, and I’m kinda like u except on a smaller scale. I liked u. I feel like I wasted our glory years. U did what I would have done during ur lame duck term: chilled hard. It’s also important 2 realize that most reasonable people h8 Al Gore. Glad u won. Not sure if I will ever vote again, unless a true bro emerges.

These next 4-8 years are gonna be sooo annoying. I might even not be able to watch my two favourite shows ‘with my peen out’ any more–The Colbert Report and the Daily Show. (I still think that Craig Kilborn was the best Daily Show host). Without u, they don’t have a world to pretend is ‘bad.’ Just glad I realize that things were never really too bad with u. Kinda weird how when ur a citizen, u feel ’small’ and can’t ever really tell when things ‘change.’

I’m just trying to say that before 2k8, I wasn’t very progressive, and I thought ‘being into politics’ made me an individual. Then I realized that it’s kind of a gimmick for ‘people who want 2 seem interesting+concerned with global issues.’ Now I feel kinda bad that I constructed my personal brand based on h8ing u ‘with a passion.’ I now realize that I was just an entry leveler looking for a gimmick–however, I realize now that I was only searching for my perfect vision of our world. I now realize that my utopian society will not be achieved through ‘politics’–instead it will be achieved through the arts/self-expression/the internet/conceptual stuff.

miss u
wish we had 8 more years.
h8 when people call my blog ’sarcastic’ or that I am trying to be ’satire’ but this is what’s actually what I’m feeling deep down inside of me. Just trying 2 b ‘raw’, yall.

President Bush
a true bro
We Miss U
Way more chill than your dad
and more vulnerable than Obama
if u were going 2 do a mountain of blow
with any President,
who would it be?

[photos via nytimes blog]
All I ever wanted was an authentic bro to run this nation.

<3 Carles

Moving forward, I just wanted to talk about what a great guy MLK was. He seemed like a pretty passionate bro. Think he learned about viral marketing/community organizing/political activism from Gandhi. Unfortunately, these tactics would not work in the modern world. U have to be able to ‘use the internet’ 2 convey ‘what ur all about’ by building websites/socialnetworks/twitters/other gimmick web communication services.

I sort of wonder if Barry Obama ‘could have made it’ before the internet existed to proliferate memes. I’m just saying, yall. MLK JR is a true bro. Not sure if Obama will be able to go from ‘being a viral meme’ to actually ‘leading a nation.’ If yall think about it, it would kind of be like electing Tay Zonday 2 office. U need to be more than just an ‘internet celebrity’ to lead our world. There’s more to life than Choco Rain Peanut Butt Jelly Time vlog candy vimeo youtube memes.

Sorry 2 get political on yall, just want u 2 realize that the internet has changed the way that we consume the world. Hope that our ‘economy’ gets better. What do yall HOPE 4?
SPARKS?

or OBAMMY?

Should we still be ‘hoping’ now that the campaign is over, or do we still need 2 ‘hope’? Just wondering. Kinda confused. :-(
I “feel stupid.” – an insecure person

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PLAYLIST AFTER THE JUMP

Digitalism – Pogo (Shinichi Osawa Remix)
Phoenix – Too Young
The Golden Filter – Solid Gold
Interpol – Untitled
M83 – Graveyard Girl
MGMT – Electric Feel
Lil Wayne – Mrs. Officer (Party Time 2000 Remix) [MP3]
Kings of Leon – Knocked Up (Lykke Li vs Rodeo Remix)
Kings of Convenience – Stay Out of Trouble
Animal Collective – Guys Eyes
An Co – Bro Sport
Bag Raiders – Shooting Stars
Cut Copy – Strangers in the Wind
Electrelane – To the East
The Embassy – Some Indulgence
Ercola Ft Annie – Follow Me (Lifelike Remix)
Friendly Fires – Paris
The Whitest Boy Alive – Golden Cage – Fred Falke Remix)
Glass Candy – Etheric Device
Peter Bjorn and John – The Young Folkses
Panthers – Goblin City (Holy Ghost! Disco Dub)
Tao Lin – sometimes I feel like another person is ‘insane’ [MP3]
Tao Lin – i gave energy drinks to homeless people
The Presets – This Boy’s In Love (Lifelike Remix)

LAATERS

Did yall hear that we have to pay for some banks that ran out of money bc poor people have been stealing it to buy houses that they haven’t worked hard enough 4? Why couldn’t they just live in apartments 4 the rest of their lives’? Why/How are they(we) gonna pay 4 this?? Are they gonna take the money out of my bank account, or will I pay with monthly payments, or can I use paypal? s00 confused. Wish we didn’t have 2 use money and we just exchanged goods and services without ‘currency.’

N e ways…back2 politix….
People always talk about ‘getting the young people out to vote’, but they don’t really provide much incentive. I think with this new 1Vote=1GiftCard system, kids will finally start to ‘get off the couch’ and start voting.

I wish politicians would talk about stuff that I care about, such as the same couple of bands over and over. Or maybe even the pursuit of altness. Or our mainstream world, and the influence of altness over it.

XX BONUS TECHNICAL QUESTION XX
Does n e 1 know how I can change my blog font 2 be one of these?

Not very good at computers. These are the only fonts that can carry the weight of my words. Just wanna express myself to yall.

Here’s a better look at the print:

… In other BOUTIQUE T SHIRT NEWS…
Marc Jacobs, the most [HIGHLY BLOGGABLE] designer to ever live, made a political shirt.

(Would you rather have Hillary at $35 or CoryKenn at $109?)

When will our favourite alternative celebrities finally take a stand and tell us who we should vote for? Don’t you want to know who the Cobrasnake thinks should lead America into WWIII versus Iran? If Cory Kennedy designed a tshirt with Barack Obama’s eyes blacked out, what would it mean? Should Steve Aoki run for President? Should music blogs have a debate about politics and post Bright Eyes MP3s to support their points + get a few extra hypemachine hits? Will MSTRKRFT DJ at a Hillary Clinton rally?

Anyways, I used to do some graphic design work for Urban Outfitters, so here’s something I cooked up mixing the bold concepts of Cory Kennedy with the political undertones that could sway an election.

The inclusion of Obama’s family represents ‘loss of innocence’ and ‘our search for meaningful relationships within our own failed nuclear families.’

Pictures and Information Provided by FreshnessMag & TheCobraHunter

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