HIPSTER RUNOFF

:-( I wish we could set her free from her paranoid/controlling/insecure boyfriend who doesn't want other guys 2 look at her.

PUT AN END TO OVER-PROTECTIVE BOYFRIEND JEANS.
Yall need to just learn to trust the person ur with. It's the only way 2 find 'true' 'happiness.' Sometimes we're not meant 2 b...but if ur willing to love like u've never been hurt, then things will be g00d. Just be open, and let ur GF wear whatever she wants, even if other guys hit on her/tug themselves off to her. It just means that they respect u more... just think of how things were when there were cavemen, and women were traded for sticks, fire, maize, cave-painting-stencils, carnival-style turkey legs, and wheels...and there was no such thing as consensual sex. :-(

h8 cavemen. They needed to learn how to treat women with respect.

(sorry... been thinking of changing my major to Anthropologie [also known as the Abercrombie/AmericanEagle for Minorities])

xx BONUS 'FEMALE IN STEP DAD/STANDUPCOMEDIAN JEANS' XX

XX BONUS CAVEMEN FGGTS XX

h8 these quirky, s0 random cavebros.

What's the deal with fashion designers making women cover up? I thought that since we live in the 'Western World', we are allowed to objectify women in public. It's rlly not fair to try to create a new fashion gimmick using the same ideology that our terrorist enemies use. I hate oppression, yall.

I would NEVER live in the Middle East/Far East because I couldn't eyeball fuck hotties/kreepily gaze at [barely illegal] hotties. Does n e 1 know why they make them 'cover up'? Do they like tugjobs over there, or are they just like 'over-protective boyfriends' who don't want their GFs to look sexy in public so they make them wear denim jumpers?

I would never live in a country/a cult where every woman had to wear possessive boyfriend jeans.

Would u move to Dubai? I hear they give you a lot of money to buy nice stuff (like Sharper Image closeout items and leather goods) if u move there. They also build a lot of stuff that isn't rlly very practical. That place is going to look like a Pixar movie in like 2 yearz.

What's the deal with HIJAB fashion?
From wikipedia:

Hijab or ħijāb (حجاب, pronounced: [ħi.ˈdʒæːb]) is the Arabic term for "cover" (noun), based on the root حجب meaning "to veil, to cover (verb), to screen, to shelter".

It's srsly taking over. I wish every1 could live in a world where women could be objectified. More importantly, I wish every little girl could live in a world where she constructed her self-concept based upon her objectification levels from ages 3 to 35. I'm a dreamer, though. :-( Call me crazie...

[Hijab meme stolen from Tumbledore]

Remember the simple days when life was all about chillin in Palestinian Scarves that didn't 'cover up too much'?

N e ways... I'm just saying that I am least likely to study abroad on the following continents:

• Africa
• Asia (except Japan and maybe the Euro part of Russia)
• Antarctica
• Iceland
• Guantanamo Bay
• Brazil
• South America/ n e where below the USA on a map

I am most likely to study abroad in

• A country where they speak English like the UK/Australia
• A country where they speak English like Germany
• A country where they speak French like France
• A country where they speak Mexican like Spain
• A country where they speak electro like France/Australia
• Toronto
• Honolulu (I hear it's really alt over there now)

What's up with the world? When did it all get s0 'random' (in a bad kind of way, not a funny kind of way)?
I will blog for social change more often. I feel like a better person now.