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I remember the time that Sparks died. It sort of made me think that ‘getting drunk’ would no longer be authentic/a good way to have fun. I don’t even really like ‘feeling fucked up from alcohol.’ I prefer the feeling of aligning my personal brand with an adult beverage. [...]
It’s hard than ever to be the (proud) parent of a teen these days. iPhones, Myspace, facebook, text messages, and lolspeak are some of the things a modern parent might be exposed to on any given night. However, there’s plenty that you can do to make sure you don’t lose sign of your [...]
[Photo by The Friend Attack]
Tonight, an alternative celebrity will give me life [via pouring vodka into my mouf while I am at the front of a meaningful DJ set]. I am used to a sillie AZN man doing this, but this time it will ‘mean a little bit more’ since it will be done [...]
[Photo by Last Night's Party]
When I have a child
I will raise him ‘right’
and make sure he/she
gets only the best
Organic foods
Progressive Private Education
Summer art courses
Team sports
Necessary technology
No television
Plenty of ‘books’/printed out pages of wikipedia
Drug prevention education
Lots of physical affection
and verbal reinforcement
My wife will put the baby
upon her teet
and tell her about her life
and her mistakes
and the [...]
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