Tag Archives: Pregnant Goldfish

Do u ever wish u could sleep 4ever?

[via lookbook]
Sometimes I wish I could go 2 sleep
and never wake up
This doesn’t exactly mean I want to end my life
but I just want to be at peace
I want to lug my twin mattress
out to a meaningful public space
and take a lil nappy.
There is so much pressure in my life
Parents, Going away 2 college, expectations [...]

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Unidentified Puddle [New HRO Gimmick]

Name That Unidentified Puddle is a new HRO gimmick where ur supposed to name the unidentified puddle lurking underneath the pictured indie-core bro.

[Photo by Pregnant Goldfish]
The puddle is probably
a) pee
b) period
c) Sparks
d) coffee
e) PBR
f) 5- Hour Energy
g) Coke Zero
h) Gatorade
i) Sinus drippage
j) miscarriage sauce
k) Love Juice (Moulinex Remix)
l) Chik Fil A dipping sauce
m) Grey [...]

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R u afraid of clowns?

A lot of ppl are apparently afraid of clowns. I think that’s a sillie thing 2 b afraid of. If ur parents truly loved u, then they took you to the circus at least once a year. The truth is, there are more important things 2 b afraid of. U must [...]

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I miss the glory days of bangs

Yall, remember when HRO used to be about finding the kutest bangs in the world, instead of alt-breasts?

[Photo by Preggers Goldfish]
This trio of banged triplets reminds me that life isn’t all about finding the perfect alt breasts. Even though you see kute bangs every day if you live in an authentic setting, we often [...]

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