Tag Archives: Product Placement on Party Pix Sites

Product Placement on Party Pix Sites (Alt Breast Edition)

As I have documented, it’s difficult to take street fashion blogs, party pix sites, and people seriously n e more because product placement is ruining everything.
For example, I can’t evaluate this pair of alt breasteses without looking at some sort of energy drink. Even though she has Agyness Deyn piercings, I can’t help but [...]

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Product Placement is Ruining Alternative Authenticity

All I want to do is admire everything about this young lady. I want to convince myself that she is smart, interesting, & beautiful. I will pretend that she listens to a lot of female edgy artists. Like Bat for Lashes, Beach House, and Vivian Girls. Even though she has a [...]

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This Party Pic is Brought to You By Extra Sugar-Free Gum

‘I’ll never forget my alternative internship. We were brand representatives, and we got to go to a lot of cool and interesting parties. I actually met Agnyess Deyn once, along with numerous other celebrities who you probably don’t know because you’re not too into the arts & the cultural elite. The only [...]

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Did I Get My MBA for this?

“When I graduated, I had several outstanding job offers from Fortune 500 companies on the table. However, I decided to take a job where I’d make a little bit less money, but have more opportunities to be myself…or so I thought. While I am proud of being a regional brand manager, it’s [...]

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