Sometimes I wonder if I should marry a man or a woman. I think it would be great to provide a traditional heterosexual environment for my impending spawn so that they would feel like they 'fit in' at school. But then there is also the option of settling down with a GHEY bro. I think that 2 cool dads could provide a positive environment without the shortcomings & insecurities of a female.
100 Simple Rules For Raising my Alternative Child
- When I am a father, I will not let my kid watch television.
- I will only let my son/daughter watch vimeo.
- My kids will only listen to podcasts.
- My kids will only eat Kashi brand products and no red meat.
- When they are fully grown into tweens, I will remove meat from their diet.
- My kids will not learn how to write in print or cursive. I will give them a Macbook Air with only a single font available for use--Helvetica.
- My kids will not learn how to play the guitar or piano, but I will hire some one to teach them Ableton.
- I will not let my kids vlog until they are 19.
- I will monitor my kids' personal brand, not letting them commit to any trends that will be eliminated within 1.5 years.
- My kids will be homeschooled. They will not read textbooks--only wikipedia entries and blog posts.
- 80% of my children's curriculum will be for the sake of self-expression.
- Other kids will not 'get' my children, but I will teach my kids that this means that they are better than mainstreamer children who eat refined sugar.
- My kids will go to the top design/art schools in the world. I will let them take a year off, but make sure they are 'doing something free spirited and constructive.'
- My kids will be tolerant. They will create pro-Ghey signs.
- My kids will live in a world without Comic Sans.
I want to be the most effective alternative father in the history of the world.
How will u raise ur kids?
SRSLY tho... is love ever wrong? (gonna miss the gheys after George Bush eliminates them the day b4 he leaves office.)
Should I blog about social change/parenting tips more often?
