HIPSTER RUNOFF

At about the 50 second mark of this video, you witness a car plowing thru a pack of bikers. Not dudes on motorcycles, but a gang of fun loving bicyclists who are part of a global group called 'Critical Mass.' From what I understand, Critical Mass is a 'protest group' that hates cars and modern society, so they ride around town in a huge pack to make every1's life more miserable while they are stuck in traffic behind bikers. It is supposed to send a message abt how 'bikes are taking back the city, yall!' Personally, I have rlly bad road rage against other ppl in cars... but nothing gets my blood boiling more than a bicyclist/biker bro who thinks that he 'has more rights than me.'

Have yall ever encountered some of the alts in Critical Mass in ur local city? Are they unchill bros, or just random biker dudes?
Do bicyclists think that they have more rights than they actually possess?
Have u ever ran over somebody, then hid/buried their dead body so that no1 found out abt it?
Is it time to 'end' Critical Mass bc they ruin the streets + put every1 in harm's way?

Here is a little bit abt Critical Mass [via wikipedia]

Critical Mass rides have been perceived as protest activities. A 2006 New Yorker magazine article described Critical Mass' activity in New York City as "monthly political-protest rides", and characterized Critical Mass as a part of a social movement;[3] and the UK e-zine Urban75, which advertises as well as publishes photographs of the Critical Mass event in London, describes this as "the monthly protest by cyclists reclaiming the streets of London."[4] Critical Mass participants have insisted that these events should be viewed as "celebrations" and spontaneous gatherings, and not as protests or organized demonstrations.[5][6] This stance allows Critical Mass to argue a legal position that its events can occur without advance notification of local police.[7][8]

Sorta wonder if the road rage bro who plowed them over 'more than made up for' drivers everywhere who have to 'put up with Critical Mass bullshit' on a monthly basis...

Apparently Critical Mass members usually don't follow traffic laws, and have a bunch of complex strategies to 'piss off drivers.'

Because Critical Mass takes place without an official route or sanction, participants in some cities have sometimes practiced a tactic known as "corking" in order to maintain the cohesion of the group. This tactic consists of a few riders blocking traffic from side roads so that the mass can freely proceed through red lights without interruption. Corking allows the mass to engage in a variety of activities, such as forming a cyclone, lifting their bikes in a tradition known as a "Bike Lift" (in Chicago this is referred to as a Chicago hold-up), or to perform a "die-in" where riders lie on the ground with their bikes to symbolise cyclist deaths and injuries caused by automobiles, very popular in Montreal. The "Corks" sometimes take advantage of their time corking to distribute fliers.

Did Critical Mass 'do this to themselves' because they don't obey traffic laws?
Did the bro in this car 'get corked'?
Do yall ever want to 'uncork' and unchill biker bro?
Is it time for cities to rally against bike protests?
Are bike protests 'the new raves' [via ppl getting killed]?

R u afraid to ride ur bike because some1 in a car will run over ur ass?
Should 'this ass hole' go 2 jail for what he did?
Do Critical Mass bicyclists think that they are above society's laws?
Are traffic laws meant to 'keep every1 safe' or 'promote the automobile industry'?
Are bros who drive cars more chill than bike bros?
Should local governments take away the rights of illegal bicycle gangs ruining traffic patterns?

Are bikes 4 ppl who are 'too poor 2 own cars and own property in suburbia'?
Can we construct an underground tunnel system for bicycle riders so humans who contribute 2 society never have 2 see crusty ppl on bikes?

Not sure what the hell this bro is trying to do. Apparently there is some huge 'Target boycott' going down because TARGET supported some politician who 'hates gays.' Feel like ever business has to hate some1, so maybe they should ease up on Target, and instead try to work with them to create a 'gay friendly' aisle. Always wonder who actually 'boycotts' after hearing these rumors online, but just realized it is people like 'this guy' who don't even really know what the hell they are doing.

Seems like an Angry Gay Man, maybe trying to get a job in politics or something. Seems super awkward. Like what he's doing probably went 'right over' the poor ethnic lady's head, and she probably just replied with, "uhh... Slide ur card right here, sir."

Feel like this dude probably 'paid' and walked out of the store with his cat food and paper towels. Know he 'believes in his cause' or whatever, but if he is trying to go viral, he needs to step up his game, not just harass some old ethnic lady with a red shirt on.

Honestly felt super bad for the cashier. She seems 'confused', like she just wants to hurry up and finish her shift, then pick up her grandkids from school, make dinner, and go to sleep.

Seems unreasonable/ totally a-hole of that bro to think that she could 'deliver a message' to the CEO of Target. Can't even imagine that cashier knows how Target's corporate structure is shaped. If u 'asked to speak to her manager', she could probably use the intercom to summon him, but honestly has minimal interest in anything other than 'being able to cash her paycheck' every 2 weeks.

Really on #Team_Target on this 1, just because all of these liberals seem pretty unchill. Feel like u should be allowed to protest, but you should probably do so at corporate HQ, instead of going to a franchise in order to abuse the store's red aesthetic to 'send a message.' If they really want to send a message, they should probably commit arson, or get a job at Target, then cause a national controversy by putting dead animals into their inventory.

R u tired of youtube protests?
Is Target unchill, or are 'effing liberals' unchill?
Does this bro need to step up his meme?
Do yall feel bad for white people who are 'trying too hard' to be socially aware, then sorta 'cross the line' in a racist kind of way bc they don't understand 'society'?

In one of the most controversial posts in the history of the Alt Report entitled "Exhibitionist-wave feminist protests American Apparel’s sexy ads", we followed the story of some feminists who took great offense to American Apparel's Best Butt competition.  They marched into an Am Appy store and got kicked out, caused a scene, and did generic protesty stuff.

New video footage of the event has emerged.  In this youtube clip, you can see that they 'really mean' what they are saying.  It is not just some 'act' to promote an on campus event by creating a larger internet meme.  They are innovative thought leaders who will inspire a wave of 'backlash' against Am Appy.   Do u think she is an impressive orator, or just another 'naggy, whining female'?

Do u think she is giving an insightful, informed speech, or do u just want to stick an American Apparel scrunchie in her mouth 2 'shut her pie hole'?

<3/h8 yall Am Appy Protester meme humans

Was this a successful protest?
Should they have worn something sexier 2 get more attention?
Will women ever be 'equal to' men?
If u r a man, is peeing standing up empowering 2 u?
Will a 'total revolution' against men + American Apparel ever occur, or is a war with Iran more likely?