HIPSTER RUNOFF » pubic hair http://www.hipsterrunoff.com A "Culturally Relevant" "Blog Worth Blogging About." Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:15:02 +0000 en hourly 1 “Who Has the Most Authentic AltPenis?” – some FGGT http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/who-has-the-most-authentic-altpenis-some-fggt.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/who-has-the-most-authentic-altpenis-some-fggt.html#comments Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:11:04 +0000 Carles http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=1503 YaLL!
Just wonderin’ which popular alternative indie rock front man has the most authentic peen?

Is it Of Montreal’s Kevin Barnes’s penis?

While some artists get ‘nude’ ‘in the name of art’, we can all agree that Kevin Barnes gets n00d in the name of ‘zaniness.’

Or is it Devendra Barnhart’s penis?

“Watch out with that knife! h8 it when people slice my peen in halfsies (hotdog style cut)”

Did Devendra Barnhart steal the ‘natural’ peen aesthetic from John Lennon? Are you sad that Natalie Portman dumped him so that they couldn’t pose 2gether n00d? (wonder if she would have ‘grown out’ her ass to match Yoko Ono’s ploppy caboose)

Am I ghey for looking at other guys’s peens/johnsons/rods/zuneshafts/cobrasnakes?
Have yall seen any other altCeleb nude pix lately?

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