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A FORGOTTEN HIPSTERRUNOFF GIMMICK

Hey, remember:
REMEMBER WHEN THIS SONG CHANGED YOUR LIFE?

It's a running gimmick where we celebrate songs that took our existences to the next level when we were young and impressionable. Whether it's Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn" or Crazytown's "Butterfly," music has the power to bring with world together, kind of like that Project [RED] thingy.

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Every one has been creaming their pants over Kanye's performance(s) at the Grammy's, but I think it's tough to top the social magnitude of Puff Daddy's "I'll Be Missing You." It's a song that was able to end the Bi-Coastal Rap Wars, and basically pushed Sean Combs into official MOGUL status. Most importantly, "I'll Be Missing You" provided us with another opportunity where the original songwriter has to perform an awkward, yet over-the-top duet that 'preserves the artistic integrity of each version of the song.'

It's difficult to quantify the magnitude of the "alright, I guess I'll let this black guy rap over my song, even though I've only known about him for a month, but my manager said it would be good to get my music out to the cultural lower class" factor. However, I think we can take Sting's "Desert Rose" as a clear indication that he became disenfranchised by his collaboration with the hiphop community.

New kewl song by the Notorious B.I.G.


NOTORIOUS BIG IS IN HEAVEN,
LOOKING DOWN AT THE WORLD,
WONDERING IF HE STILL KNOWS SEAN COMBS.
WOULD B.I.G. STILL BE FRIENDS WITH DIDDY?
WOULD HE BE ON MAKING THE BAND 3?
WOULD HE MAKE FUN OF DIDDY FOR CHANGING HIS NAME?

WE MISS YOU B.I.G. YOU WILL LIVE ON FOREVER.

MP3: Notorious BIG - Hypnotize
Buy at Amazon.com.

Celebrity Alt of the Day: Mona Lisa (takes a sweet twit pic with the Puff Daddy)


In an effort to rebrand herself to fit in with the modern world + to fit in with tweens and minorities, the popular celebwhore "Mona Lisa" paid for the opportunity to chill with popular 1990s/2000s rapper Puff Daddy AKA Sean Combs AKA P Diddy AKA Bro Puffdy.

By embracing social media and schmoozing with pop culture icons + hip hop moguls, the Mona Lisa will be able to transition her brand into the modern memesphere. While she will always exist in textbooks because of her close ties with Leonardo DaVinci, creating an internet brand for herself will ultimately make her more valuable to investors like Google, Yahoo, Microsoft, Yelp, and Gawker.

Mona Lisa is the Celebrity Alt of the Day.

How much would yall pay 2 twitpic with a celeb who has over 1 million followers? [via Ashton Kutcher]