HIPSTER RUNOFF

[vialookbook]
I just saw the cutest lil alt when I was doing some online shopping yall. I remember back in 2k8, my big gimmick was 'purchasing an AZN.' This year, I think I'm looking for something that's a little bit more youthful and fun. While buying a lil alt might be a 30% increase in maintenance costs, I think it will probably end up being a better accessory/altSlave. AZNs are small, but u can't really compare their size to a lilAlt. Pre-tween alts are perfect because they are so energy efficient and customizable. So even though you're going to pay a bit more for a lilAlt, they'll probably get you back that money with fuel/energy savings.

LilAlts are more customizable than AZNs. I was actually thinking of starting a Human Trade shop in my local mall where people can purchase lil Alts (and a few high-end AZNs), and select outfits + accessories for them. (kinda like popular franchise BUILD A BEAR)

What makes having a human accessory fun isn't the fact that they 'help u with chores' that much. It's kinda more like having a tamagachi. When it 'cries' u have to feed it a lil bit. and sometimes u can play with it. but if it dies, u can just press the 'reset' button or get a new 1. The fun part is just 'making it ur own' and it doesn't require the responsibilities of having a child of ur own.

What type of lilAlt do yall think yall will buy?
(Thinking about adopting a pokemone from a 3rd world country.)

What.Would.Jesus.Do?
Is there a different kind of human that u are thinking about purchasing in 2k9, or is 'the economy' holding u back from making the $100-$200 investment?

Yall. I know it's impossible to find humans on sale on popular internet websites like craigslist, ebay, or even friendster. However, if u lived in a dream world where adults could be purchased in an open market, what would u do?

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Reader responses
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8. I would send my AZN to the Electrowar front.
7. you fucking piece of shit.
you can't buy human beings.
you should feel really shitty about yourself for writing about asians like that.
you view azns in a really bad way on this blog.
its disgusting.
6. fashion xcessory. gwen stefani has 3 of 'em.
5. i'd make him grow his hair and train him to become the new Steve Aoki and make loads of cash.
4. I would make my AZN pick up a to go order from chilis.
3. I'd also take him to class with me. And I'd have him cook me some ______...I <3 azn food.
2. : 1. buy an AZN /// 2. wait 2 years for china to become more powerful ////3. sell it for more ////4. ???????? ////5. profit !
1. YALL--it's fun 2 joke around about AZNs but srlsy, we should be buying things/people made w/love in the USA. Dov from AmerAppy knows what i'm talking about.

Love all yall commenters, yall.

N e ways, I have always known since the song "Don't Speak" that Gwen Stefani was innovative, but I never knew exactly why except that she married the guy from the George Bushes Band or whatever they are called.

Gwen Stefani is a singer, designer, and proud owner of a [tuggle of AZNs].



So let me ask yall again. WHAT WOULD U FCKNG DO IF U BOUGHT AN AZN/MISCELLANEOUS HUMAN BEING?