 |
I Am Carles Returns with LIMITED EDISH VALENTINE'S DAY shirt. (7 comments) |
 |
Pitchfork cyberbullies & slutshames Best Coast, calls her an 'inauthentic two-timing sell out panderer' (13 comments) |
 |
Tyler the Creator spotted bronoodling with 'this nigga' Kanye West. Are Big Thangs Poppin? (10 comments) |
 |
Alexis Krauss shows off her BANGIN BOD in GQ Magazine. She truly is 'Sexi Lexi.' (12 comments) |
 |
Lana Del Rey sells MAD albums, is officially RICH, FAMOUS, and SUCCESSFUL (12 comments) |
 |
LANAMANIA hits Los Angeles, frenzied fans begin sobbing in Lana Del Rey's presence (35 comments) |
 |
GRAPHIC PHOTO: Cults lead singer Brian Oblivion suffers severe 3rd degree burns to face (4 comments) |
 |
Introducing PRAYER WATCH 2K12 A CandleLight Vigil 4 Carles #pray4carles (24 comments) |
 |
"BUZZ BANDS" was a category on Jeopardy. Have BUZZ BANDS crossed over 2 the mnstrm? (14 comments) |
 |
Was M.I.A.'s Super Bowl flip off the first shameless slutwave marketing act in the post-LDR era? (27 comments) |
 |
Skrillex spotted bronoodling with nostalgic human meme Mr. Belding in relevant VIP section (4 comments) |
 |
Vampire Weekend was the HUGE indie winner of the Super Bowl commercial war (6 comments) |
 |
Lana Del Rey wears baseball cap, looks TOTALLY EFFING keut (7 comments) |
 |
Lance Armstrong supports Bon Iver against Carles & other anonymous cowards (33 comments) |
"Just when you thought this guy couldn’t fit any more subcultures on his body he stuffed pirate in there at the last second."
-SBTVC, 2k8
The Purgatory Alt is stuck in no man's land, with no obvious personal brand to implement. He is stuck in purgatory, frantically grabbing at what he perceives to be indicators of being affiliated with a 'relevant subculture.' Such as:
The truth is, we are all searching for the best way to represent ourselves. We just want people to 'get' us without having to talk 2 us. We're all the same, yall. No matter what we choose to wear. Should I give up my well-defined ALT personal aesthetic and search for a 'new representation' of 'me'?
[Gade Mode ]
Sometimes, you can't really identify what sort of 'look' some one is trying to accomplish.
They make u ask questions to try to figure out the ultimate question: "WHAT IS THIS BRO ALL ABOUT?"
Basically, this bro's personal brand is stuck in purgatory. He cannot decide who he wants to be. He is PurgatoryBro.
Here is a flow chart representing your self-concept, and how it can ascend into heaven (altness), or end up in hell.
What does heaven mean 2 u?
Who is stuck in hell?
Doesn't it suck that we all have 2 walk the Earth as mainstreamers b4 we can ascend into altness? (Even lil alts who are sculpted by their parents experience at least 48 hours of being mainstream b4 they are dressed like lil alts.)
Is G-d a man or a woman?
