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NSFW: Snooki releases RAUNCHY nude photos!

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!


Snooki BB! Say it ain't so! Ur my fave character on TV. I would have NEVER expected nude pictures of you to leak on the internet.

U honestly inspire me because I used to look like u a few decades ago, and now u made it on to one of the hottest shows on the planet and u get to HAVE SEX in the SMUSH ROOM with hotties like The Sitchuashin, Vinny, and DJ Pauly D! I would LOVE to have any of them mount me!

Ur body is honestly amazing, though. Ur SO TINY, but so FIRM and ROCK HARD. Have u been using the thighmaster, bb? I NEED to order 1!

Is that ur dad looking over ur shoulder, bb? Good thing he can't see ur tiny love slit!

Now that's what I call a CHACH-KI! It's AMAZING to think about how many FIRM, HARD, I-talian peens have been in there, but more importantly, what a BEAUTIFUL child you are expecting that will pop out of there soon. I hope u don't change too much.

I would LOVE to see pictures of J-Woww's HUGE chachas! I would get implants, but I need to lose some boobie weight first. Yalls bodies are AMAZING and yall DESERVE 2 show them!

Angelina who? #TeamSnooki
Deena who? #teamSchnooks!

Grimes rides slutwaves, releases 'pussy rings.' Are they a mold of her beef curtains?


Grimes' Claire Boucher loves attention. She has some how ridden a few bleepy bloopy songs to becoming a blogosphere jewel, not because her music has changed the world, but because she is outspoken and interesting looking, and does things like releases 'a jewelry line' which is really just some stupid ring in the shape of a vagina pussy slit. Of course, all the blogs are 'reporting this' like any one really cares about vending machine plastic quality pussies, or like this is 'high end jewelry art.' It's just a stupid meme. A pussy on a finger. Kewl. This probably even more annoying than the WAVVES weed grinders when it comes to 'stupid merch that wants your attention.'

The only question that hard hitting journalists should be asking is, "Is this a mold of Grimes' vagina?" There are some VERY defined beef curtains, but not too much to the point that it freaks u out.

Next thing we know, Grimes will be selling a flesh light to really capitalize on the 'pussy meme.'

I guess this is probably 'a feminist' thing to do, since modern feminism is all about girl celebrating lewd, whorish behavior on the internet.

Is she just going to sell these rings for $100 even though they cost 5 cents + the blood of a Chinese child to make?
Would u wear this pussy on ur finger?
Would u buy flesh lights of female indie celebs?
Is this meme 'trying too hard'?
Is Grimes indie's #1 slutwaver?
Is Grimes approaching 'the Best Coast zone'?

Grimes

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

Grimes is Claire Boucher, a Canadian bleep bloop singer music project.

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NSFW: Miley Cyrus has a panty-less vagina lip slip! Oh no bb!

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!


Miley BB! Say it ain't so! These photos BETTER be photoshopped, or else Billy Ray is gonna give YOU a SPANKING.

Actually, that sounds kinda hot. I would LOVE to be taught a lesson by UR daddie and make him MY DADDIE! What can I say? I have a soft spot for HUNKS with #soul_patches! Before my dad kicked me out of the house, he made sure that I wore FLOOR LENGTH skirts, preventing this from EVER happening to me. U CANT go around without panties, bb! I usually wear panty hose, just to be safe. :-)

Oh no Miley! Don't tell me that's ur hoo-haw!

It's kinda weird if u think about it... The same hole where u can experience so much pleasure is the same one where babies crawl out of u! #ouch! That's GOTTA hurt.

I hope that one day I can carry a child and deliver it naturally. NO, I'm NOT one of those hippies who is going to WATER BIRTH, but I would prefer to not have a c-section and get my tummie cut into and have a NASTY scar. Well, it's not like I'm going to be wearing a bikini anytime soon, so maybe it doesn't even matter.

Miley bb! Ur vajayjay looks good! Smooth as a babie's bottom!

Selena Gom-mexi-who? #TeamMiley4evr

Lana Del Rey upskirt panty photo! Oh no, bb!

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!


Lana BB! Say it ain't so! Ur undies r showing!

Honestly, I know this might be kinda emberressing 4 u 2 have ur UNDERPANTS all over the internet, but it makes it look like ur a REAL celeb! Ur SO FAMOUS now, it is hard 2 believe indie blogs EVER cared abt u. Now ur PANTIES are EVERY WHERE, and in case u were wondering, they are some KEUT see-thru pink lace shear bad boys. U r the DEFANITION of a HOTTIE MC HOTHOT, bb!

My ex always used to buy me sexy underwear to ignite our relationship in the bedroom, but I just felt too insecure when I wore that stuff. It felt like a lil piece of floss in my butt crack, and it would smell SO bad when I took them off.

Honestly, I would play video games ALL DAY if it meant I could have a bangin body like u. Unfortunately, NO ONE cares abt my underpants. They are just cheapo granny panties from WalMart anyways :-(

U should be PROUD that ur panty shot will be in Google 4evr, next to such Upskirt Hall of Famers like Emma Watson and Paris Hilton! I am HAPPY that ur wearing PANTIES, and not showing off ur #Cooch! Ur a CLASSY girl, bb!

Lana 4evr!
Lady Gaga who? #TeamLDR!
Adele SUX! #TEAMLANA

Lana Del Rey

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

Lana Del Rey is a hot female indie singer. She is 'mad controversial.'

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NSFW: Selena Gomez has a vagina lip slip! Oh no, BB!

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!


Selena BB! U look real good! I don't know how u stay SO skinny, and still manage 2 have all those AMAZING curves in ur butt AND in ur b00bs. I have curves, but probably a lil bit too many of them. I rlly need to hit the gym soon.

I guess u have ALL the most important secrets in the world, like how to bag a Hottie McHotterton like Justin Baeber. U look good on the beach, bb! Is that ur son?

OH NO BB! Is that ur vagina pussy lip!
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Honestly ur lips look really nice. Mine are all brown and gross and ashy and dry and have all of this weird green foam that oozes out of them. I REALLY need to go to a free clinic soon to get it checked out, but I am just sorta scared of what they will say. PArt of me thinks that it might be because I was actually born with a peen and a vag, but then my parents had to pick which 1 I wanted to keep, shrinking the head of my penis into a clitoris. It is really sensitive, but part of me wonders if that is why I have so much difficulty achieving #orgasm pleasure.

Those have to be some of the TINIEST panties I have seen in my entire life. I could honestly FLOSS with those things, bb! Ugh I need to hit the dentist bc there are so many gaps in my teeth.

Oh Selena BB... Even though we saw ur chachki, u still look REAL GOOD, bb!

Where did u get that dress? I wanna hit up a sale at Forever XXI with u!

Demi LovatWho? #TeamSelena
Selena who? #TeamSelenaGomes

Did u see Madonna's wardrobe malfunction pussy lip slip at the Super Bowl?

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!


Madonna BB! Oh no! Is that ur pussy lip that I see while ur doing an AMAZING flip? U DEFANATELY have been hitting the gym, going to ZUMBA classes, haven't u?

I LOVED ur Super Bowl performance except for when that BROWN LADY flipped me off for NO GOOD REASON. That always happens to me when I'm driving! I hate people with road rage! I honestly just wanted to eat my Frito Pie made with Doritos IN PEACE, but NOOO. That lady had to ruin it with her middle finger! UGH I'm tired of people treating me like garbage. First my BOSS now that RANDOM LADY!

OMG BB! u were AMAZING on the Stage! Ur the Queen of Pop 4evr! U were flipping around out there like an 8 year old gymnast! I miss being young and flexible, but now I am old and I can't even touch my toes any more :-(

Is that ur CHACHA, bb?! Oh no! I can see it all if I turn my head 2 the side and tilt my compy screen!

Honestly though, ur private area is BEAUTAFUL. If I ever wore a swimsuit any time soon, I would be all brown, dirty, and cottage cheesey. Not gonna lie, it's emberassing down there. i might need to go and get cosmetically bleached if I ever want to be with a man again. #intimacy_issues

Madonna bb! I live 4 u! U WERE the Super Bowl, except for the hottie hunks!

Gaga who? Brittney who? #TEAM_MADONNA_4evr!

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