HIPSTER RUNOFF

Have u ever wondered what your favourite alt-celebs have to go through when they travel abroad? Even though you would think that your favourite bands like the Justices, The Teenagers, or the Arcade on Fires fly into your homeland and have their way with your village's women, they actually have to fill out a lot of paper work and stand in lines where normal people stand in lines, too.

Even if ur famous, u still have to go through security stuff because of the War on Terror, or atleast that's what I read in the Economist Street Journal Times.

This document means that Quentin Teenager can only:

• be in Japan for 15 days
• must provide proof of being an entertainer
• cannot buy real estate in Japan
• cannot steal trends from kute lil AZN gurls
• cannot impregnate kute lil AZN girls
• cannot have a sexual encounter with a kute Japanese girl and write a hit song that provides important commentary on upper-middle-class, alt Japanese youth culture

[Photo from Teenagers Blog]

Remember the FGGT in gellies who looked eggzackly like Quentin?

I'm sure we all know Quentin from the band, The Teenagers. He is responsible for the explosion of 'alt bros cuffing their t-shirt sleeves' during the summer of 2008.

Don't u think this guy kinda looks like him?

sooo random. Does n e 1 know if Quentin had a twin brother who his mother abandoned bc he wasn't self-aware & alternative enough?

[Photo by Click Clash]