I am a blog.
I often wonder how life would be if I decided 2 be 'human after all' (yall).
I might start a t-shirt business and make sillie, colourful shirts.

Or maybe I'll be a street artist who makes art inspired by popular songs.

Maybe I'll try to win a couple of gold medals at the special olympics/hipster olympics/altOlympics. Mikey Phelps was rlly inspiring, yall.

I might spend the rest of my life trying to find creative ways to implement body art that makes girls feel like they can be my BFF and/or BF by 'tugging me off'

[Photo by Icanteach u how 2 do it]
If I didn't blog, maybe I would have time to find out what Scientology was truly about, as opposed to just thinking it suxxx bc DJ Mom Jeans is the #1 Scientologist in the World (right in front of Thom Cruise's child)

Should I spend the rest of my life trying to find out what a meme is?
Should I stop blogging for 6 months to work on the HRO EP in order to change the way people view BlogHaus for the rest time (a.k.a. until the world ends in 2012)?
Am I not over Alice Glass?
Am I not over Uffie?
Am I just worried because all ElectroWar Officers are kinda fruity?

[Photo by Dublin Streets]
Should I stop blggng?
Am I altDepressed?
Are AZNs LOSING THEIR FCKNG MINDS?

SHOULD I spend the rest of my life hanging around my apartment in protective electroWar gear because I am afraid of finding out 'what death feelz lyke'?
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Should Carles just start blogging for Obama/the preggers girl's mom and/or social change?

Should I determine how much HRO is worth by putting it on eBay?
Should I make it an auction, or have a BUY IT NOW price?
Should I bring back myspacers worth blogging about?
Should I marry a myspacer worth blogging about after we apply for positions at Chili's, eventually working our way up to store manager after 5 years of being a bartender & hooking up my friends with 2-for-1 Mexican Martinis?
Should I do more for the Blipster Rights Movement?

[Photo by SharkVsBear]
Should I send in my resume to Pitchfork even though I only have a GED and 5 incomplete semesters at an Arts College Institute Thingy?

Should I stop drinking and start only chilling on ReddiWhipz?

What should I do yall? I'm a blog. I get confused sometimes. What's life all about?
Is there more to life in post-2k8 than just 'consuming/creating/forgetting memes'?
Can I even appreciate music n e m0re?
What happens if blogs die? Will Blog House die, too?
I'm scared, yall.
XX BONUS ORIGINAL POEM XX
help
chewing on glass candy on a vampirey weekend///
free me from these shackles
society is bullshit
gibbard.cuomo.father.son
wish I was a cool dad
able to speak my mind at
political rallies against McCain
and play rocknroll
without knowing what bloghouse is
make me a bird
so i can fly--far, far
//away ))
driving in deathcabs for postal srvc
If hypemachine dies
will I die--too?
u can't cut copy ur life
CTRL + C // APPLE + V
if I learn how 2 love
will I find an altDiva
2 love me 4evr?
life// happens//in between
party // pix
help me(me)
I am the bloodiest beetroot.
Liberty, and Jousteece for all
a poem by
runoff carles runoff