HIPSTER RUNOFF

In a previous entry, we discovered TrappedInSuburbiaBro. Today we will check in with him 2 see how 'life is going' before he moves away 2 design skewl.

[Photo via lookbook]

SUBURBIA: A CONCEPT POEM (Part 2)
So tired of Mom's Spaghetti
No more meat in my diet
Tofu Balls instead of Meat Balls

When I move away
I will be in control
of my present and my future
Will always h8 the past

Parents just don't understand
What I am trying to do
My master plan

Asked for a Macbook for xmas
Will probably only get the white one
not enough memory to run the Adobe Creative Suite

My white Macbook
is major constraint/bottleneck
on my ability to self-express
kinda like suburbia

Previous Concept Poem
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/suburbia-a-concept-poem-by-hipster-runoff.html

Is Trapped in Suburbia Bro the new RCRD HEAD?

miss ur personal branding choices s0 bad. :-(

Can u relate 2 TrappedInSubBro?

Seen any cute rcrd hats lately? RCRD HATS go very well with your first pair of 8th grade sideburns. But seriously, is this SERIOUSLY catching on? When will I see some rcrd hats on American Party pix sites (some1 plz make this happen). When will I see tween AZNs with RCRD hats?

Is the creature on that bro's record the same as this creature?

[Via Diane Pernet bl0g]

Alt Girl: Hey. Is that a rec0rd on ur head?
RCRD HEAD: Oh hey. Thanks 4 noticing... ur kinda kute.
Alt Girl: I saw u on a blog called 'the hipster runoffs.'
RCRD HEAD: Yea. That blog is an ass hole. They just make fun of innovative people, whether they are artists, people who walk on streets in cool clothes, or even myspacers.
Alt Girl: So how did you make ur rcrd hat?
RCRD HEAD: It was actually a very time-consuming process. It started about a year ago when I had to apply for a permit to install my rcrd hat. About a week ago, I had the surgery to drill this RCRD into my skull. It's sort of similar to being 'a boy in a bubble.'
Alt Girl: This might be a personal question, but what record is it?
RCRD HEAD: It's a copy of Interpol's "Antics," one of the most important albums of the past century.
Alt Girl: Hmmm... I wuz always more of a fan of 'Turn on the Bright Lights.'
RCRD HEAD: That was too conceptual for me, but I am not a big fan of shoegazing.
Alt Girl: Oh.
RCRD HEAD: Did u see my shirt? I made that, too.
Alt Girl: Is it a tall tee?
RCRD HEAD: No. It is called an alt bro moo moo.
Alt Girl: Ohh. Not rlly my thing.
RCRD HEAD: Can I buy u a PBR?
Alt Girl: No. It's cool. I'm straight-edge. I only drink Coca Cola Classic out of vintage bottles.
RCRD HEAD: Oooh.
Alt Girl: Did ur parents luv u when u were a kid?
RCRD HEAD: My father encouraged self-expression and individualism.
Alt Girl: Seen n e good movies lately?
RCRD HEAD: I recently saw the movie 'Juno' about a pregnant American teenagers who has a child who wins an Olympic gold medal.
Alt Girl: Yea. I heard it won an MTV Oscar Award.
RCRD HEAD: Maybe we have more in common than we thought... will u be my long-term girlfriend?

...to be continued?

RCRD HEAD: The Journey of an Alt Bro to Find His Inner-Alt, his Trophy Alt GF, and Build His Personal Brand
by Carles

[RCRD HAT photos by I can Teach U How To Do It]

What's gonna happen 2 rcrd head?